The Bricked Up Podcast

The boys dream about being castrated before puberty whilst talking about big strong media. The Sopranos/meatspin was a good show. I wish instead of us losing our sacred foreskin we could've lost our worthless piss sacks, so we could've gotten up out the hood. Hey bitch, it's me again. 

THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!

Explorations of a new lifestyle, Slick ends up slathered in salt and gets drenched at a cafe. Pickles Ford Focus seat covered in seminal fluid. Chip has Alopecia. What happens next on The Bricked Up Podcast. Fuck Legos.

The brick syndicate brings back their favorite little shrimp boat as a guest, Art the Librarian. He reads zombie smut while stinking like a pork chop. Have you ever paid for sex? Would you like to pay for sex? Subscribe to the BRICK. 

Time travel folie a deux. If you could go back in time would you? If you could go forward in time would you do it or be too scared? Pussy. Aint no half steppin. Are you still tippin in the future? Fuck. In an alternate timeline Charlie Porks lives. Do they still have mail couriers in the future? Do milkmen still bang lonely housewives? So many questions, do we answer any of them? No. 

Do you believe in magick in a young girl in a young girl's heart? What did she have for breakfast? Would you breathe it in? Nvm go to craigslist. Step 1. post; Male seeking female to fart in face on Kraigslizt. 
Step 2. Meet said female (make sure she is not a cop. ASK HER SEVERAL TIMES IF SHE IS A COP.)Tell her your name is Ben Weber. 
Step 3. Let her fart in your face. And then tell her that you are a cop and you have been tracking her for months. 
Step 5. Travel back in time and find out what step 4 was so you can figure out what you did wrong. That is how you fix the gas prices and open up the Circle of Hormuz. This timeline calls it the Straight? Never forget September 7th, this timeline is poopydick I gtg. I'll fix this. 

Last week we had an oopsy. Without further ado here is the rest of the hour. Fuck Off Ben

Welcome to the jungle; we got luscious tits, audible marketplace porn, Gs that are quite frankly up, and mistaken pronouns. Pull up for that stank. 

loose lips sink dinks

Do you enjoy getting frustrated? Do you enjoy listening to others getting frustrated? The boys get stoned at 7pm whilst Chipper dropped a sler lolz.  

Ben Weber gets gay. Have you ever thought about banging that guy from Prison Break? Well, Ben has. We tried to play games but instead the games played us, fuggadealme? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type vibes.