In the Queen Charlotte finale, we all have to slide under the bed for a little safety. In future Bridgerton times, the Queen's kids finally clap back at the good Queen/bad mom, while still trying to find her another heir, and a little hat gives away an old secret between Danbury and Violet in future Bridgerton times. In young Queen times, she has her first child, and gets to work on another. In both timelines, she ultimately fights through everyone and everything to find her King. We admit it: the end made us emo.

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It's time for some vegetation-based sexual metaphors! We get a forbidden love story for young Lady Danbury, a hint at a future love story (or lust story) for the extremely worked up Violet Bridgerton, and Queen Charlotte thinks about bolting for Germany. Ultimately, she decides to stay, and fight, and try to save our George. Also there's a wedding for people you absolutely do not care about, Eyebrows and Timothy SHAMalet.

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In an episode that is a significant amount of scenes we've literally seen before, we rewind and get the King George perspective of things to this point. We see him get the news of his wife to be, his ensuing episode, and his last ditch effort to try to "fix" himself, which leads him into the hands of a power hungry, abusive doctor. The good news is: he saved a cute lil' doggie.

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The Queen and King are still beefin', but that doesn't mean they can't put some good old-fashioned hate sex on a regular, every-other-day schedule. We get the OG Danbury Ball, a look at Bridgermom (Violet Ledger) as a child, with her racist mom and enabling (but better) dad, a death that we've actually been rooting for, and a big weird night for Farmer George…that ends with a pretty nice depiction of real love.

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The Queen goes from bored to pissed as she chases down her king, and asks the very important question: why no bone zone? Ultimately they locate that very important location (with no witnesses, which is apparently an innovation?), and said bone zone is a place their assistants have been enjoying together for a WHILE, apparently. Queen Danbury is a big highlight in this one, with a great showdown with the Queen Mother, and stepping up into the role as Charlotte's bestie. Things aren't all rosy though, as we end things with an unfortunate mother/son fight, an unfortunate door left open, and an unfortunate panic attack.

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In the first episode of the Queen Charlotte series, the pre-Queen Charlotte finds her way from Germany to England…and she has no idea why she's been chosen. She also has no idea what the King's deal is, or what he looks like. There's a problematic Queen Mother with an ALL TIMER of a problematic question (shout out to Lizzie for the inspiration), an introduction of our girl Danbury, and a baker's dozen of loser kids giving our present-day Queen Charlotte some trouble.

Welcome back, Bridgerbuddies! If you wouldn't mind, we would simply ADORE a rating and a review if you have a moment. Let's binge this thing!

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May 4th, we will return to binge Queen Charlotte's new series with you. But for now? We go DEEP on the new extended trailer, and catch you up with what we know so far. THEN (starting at 25:08), we tell you all about the book "Inside Bridgerton," from Shonda Rhimes and Betsy Beers. Behind the scenes photos, stories, the answers to some controversial topics — it's fun! And it proves: we CAN actually read. Suck on that, haters!

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Happy Valentine's to us all! We have been gifted a new "Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story" trailer, and more importantly, a release date: May 4. Six episodes will drop all at once the first weekend of May (which we will fully cover), and Kevin and Jon hop on the mics for the first time in MONTHS to analyze the trailer, the characters, and what we know so far.

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Lindsay Lohan is back with a Netflix Christmas movie, and Kevin and Jon were hungover after celebrating Friend Christmas this weekend, so we have a seasonal bonus episode for y'all, and if you drink every time you see a Christmas movie cliché, you'll black out 'til actual Xmas. It's Overboard-meets-It's A Wonderful Life with Lindsay Lohan and Chord Overstreet, and they're joined by a Pee Wee Herman-lookin' influencer character, an obvious real Santa Claus that no one seems to notice, and a ton of super fake snow. Happy holidays, and give yourself the gift of joining us at patreon.com/kevinandjon where we're doing bonus movies and shows all the time!

The year was 2004, and a group of ladies on Wisteria Lane brought a bunch of wacky drama that turned into the biggest pop culture phemonenon of the year: Desperate Housewives. Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Nicollette Sheridan and a series of dudes including a hot gardener and — according to Jon — a slightly less hot plumber have given the fellas behind Sex and The Cidiots & The Bridgerton Bros a new project to binge.

Kevin and Jon will be taking on season 1 (at least) over on the Patreon while we wait for the return of And Just Like That & Bridgerton, and if you'd like to join us for the ride, head over to patreon.com/kevinandjon.