We know, we know. It's been an embarrassingly long time, but we're back now. Shut up!

In this, the last episode of the series, we look at something very close to our hearts and our new branding: brothers. 

So many good brothers: the Marxes, the Kemps, them Roman ones that drank off a wolf. Add to that list the brothers Deeney and we've got ourselves a podcast. 

We don't ask that you like us, we only demand that you love us unconditionally. 

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We're back (sorry about the delay) for the penultimate episode of the series and what a ride it has been. This time the Brothers Deeney turn their hand to the wonderful world of weird animals. These aren't the one you'll see on a family crest (even though Deeney has a snake on its crest. Fact.). These are the animals you have to call a professional to get rid of. Ugly, slimy, spikey, and just generally minging, these are the creatures that make you challenge your faith and lock your doors. 

Oh, and Joe went to a sperm bank. 

What an episoide description!

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Grandma we love you. And we really do. 

Pack your pyjamas in a bag, you're staying at your nanna's tonight. Grandmas are an amazing, often patronised group that pass on their invaluable wisdom for no fee other than a wrinkly kiss upon parting. 

Without grandmas we wouldn't be, and we're eternally grateful for that. Ignore the weird political beliefs and quaint insistance on things being done in a very particular way and you've got yourself the best people going. 

Coincidentally, Conal and Joe have EXACTLY the same grandparents. Weird. 
Sazzie doesn't. 

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What's scarier than being away for six weeks? Nothing, that's what. Yes, we're back and scarier than ever with a whole 50+ minutes dedicated to all the scariest stuff. Heights, spiders, confidend spaces, the number 13, and even spoons. 

It seems like there's a phobia for everything. One thing you shouldn't be afriad of though, is supporting us on Patreon. Link below and that x

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Last one! Thank fuck for that. 

Lindsay Lohan sees us through to the day itself with a bawdy romp through actual snow with an INSUFFERABLE fiancee and a heart of gold.. after she gets knocked out by skiing.

Again, this is a 50/50 split: Conal and Lizzy love it, Joe and Sazzie... well they think differently. It's shit. This is Joe, hello!

Thanks everyone for making this so much fun. We'll be back next year. If you have any suggestions of terrible Christmas films for us to review, let us know on [email protected]

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This is the best one. Best film, best episode. Do you like your dialog hokey? How about your characters annoying? And your plot somehow predictable and a total mess? Well have we got a Christmas detour for you! 

Join us as we go on the magical journey of Paige, a wedding magazine writer and professional lunatic who travels across country with Dylan, a smug barman that swaggers about like he's Mr. Wetherspoon or something. But he does have a lovely smile. 

It's ace. Well, the boys think so. The girls actually fucking hate it. 

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Hellooooooo and welcome to the bonnie Highlands where the water flows like whiskey or something. Yeah, we're giving A Castle for Christmas both barrels in this episode. Joe and Sazzie liked it, Lizzy and Conal did not. What a gang of mates we are. 

I think we've all lost the ability to judge films correctly.

It's better than Scarface.

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We are a real American. Yeah, Hulk Hogan did an ill-advised Christmas film in 1996 and it's... well, you know the drill. It's nastier than the Nasty Boys; wackier than the Bushwackers; papper than Papa Shango. 

If you don't listen to this episode, you might accidentally watch it and then it's not our fault. We have warned you. I mean, this film really is so so so so shit. It's like a toss up between the Power Rangers and losing a beloved family pet. 

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Oh Dolly... Dolly Dolly Dolly. What's going on, mate? The Bridge is one of the best songs ever written. Christmas on the Square is utter utter dogshit. 

Seriously, this film is bad. So bad, Conal couldn't face the last six minutes of it. 

Listen to this podcast, but please, please don't watch this film. Replicate the experience by eating a poundshop advent calendar all at once, then being sick all over a VHS copy of It's a Wonderful LIfe. 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a man that works so hard selling mattresses or something that he forgets he has a kid that's Anakin Skywalker and is strongarmed by Tom Hanks's wife to find the hottest toy on the market on Christmas Eve. Should be the recipe for some side-splitting Christmas hijinx, no? 

No. It isn't. It's really bad. I mean, this film has the blackest heart. 

Conal and Joe are joined by their Christmas elves Sazzie Kluvitse and Lizzy Dening in providing unparralleled Christmas content for all the family (contains high-end swearing). 

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