Beyond the rubble we can see the lesser-hair Northerner. One of the slower members of the hominid family, but nonetheless, quite remarkable. 

If you don't like David Attenborough, that's not David Attenborough's fault. 

Here we take a dive into the unpolluted pool that is the national treasure himself, the king of the jungle, it's Richard Attenborough's baby brother, David. 

If you like him too, let us know on [email protected]

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 Book of Nowt, Book of Nowt, riding through the glen. Book of Nowt, Book of Nowt with two ageing men. Steal from the rich, the Patreon route. Book of Nowt, Book of Nowt, Book of Nowt.

Welcome Merrie Men to the Sherwood Forest of the podosphere where we search for the legend that is the Robin Hood myth. Its origins are shrouded in mystery, but it has become one of the most loved folk tales in the world with actors from Taron Egerton to Rik Mayall donning the Lincoln green and yomping around the woods like a flat-footed Englishman.

Maid Sazzie has been a bit poorly, so we're a twosome for the while. But stay tuned and she'll be back in no time. 

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Alrite cowardly argonauts, take a bite our of this MASSIVE podcast sandwaich. 

Scooby Doo is a much-loved and much-notverygood cartoon from ages ago that's still limping along to this day. It's got Scooby, a big dog that is too motivated by food and isn't funny; Shaggy, a pot head deadbeat that isn't funny; Velma, a smug nerd that isn't funny; Daphne, air-head, trophy-wife, eye-candy that isn't-funny; and Fred who isn't funny at all. 

Conal's done his back in and Joe sings a lot. Happy Halloween x

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For the first time, the Brothers Deeney can speak on a topic with some authority!

Accepting baldness is a depressing but also life-affirming part of anyone's life, but the Joe, Conal, and to a lesser degree Sazzie (aka the best afro in South London) are here to give you the guidance necessary to live the fullest life looking a bit daft. 

We cover baldness much like fine hair covers a head: thinly and unconvincingly.

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Up next, we have Joe and Conal singing "The Book of Nowt". 

Karaoke, the fear-inducing, king-making, night-ruining silliness from Japan that we all secretly enormously love. Starting back in 1971, karaoke is now a national pastime and the great equaliser on a night out. 

We appreciate you all  and want nothing but the best for you and your family's future. 

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Diane! 

Twin Peaks. The weirdest, sexiest, funniest, shittest, brilliantest show that's ever been. If you know the program, you should listen to the boys discussing it. If you haven't, you should still listen but you should maybe tell all your friends too. 

Give yourself a present and listen to our wonderful podcast with a donut and a cup of coffee. Black as midnight on a moonless night. 

The owls are not what they seem.

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Drunk for a penny, dead drunk for tuppence!

The early 18th century brought a pandemic of addiction amongst the putrid streets of old London Town. William of Orange had become king from the Netherlands and brought with him enough gin to intoxicate a nation. And drunk London was for fifty years! 

The Brothers Deeney get under the skin on this bizarre stretch of British history, whilst Sazzie comes along and we talk about other middle class stuff. 

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Another jolly episode of the Book of Nowt, coming at you from a maximum security prison. Two lads lay on the comedy whilst tragedy is all around them. 

Murder is a horrid thing, but a horrid thing that people seem to absolutely love. Weirdly. 

Come and join our true crime society whilst we discuss murderers' nicknames, ideal murder weapons, and an incident with a squirrel. 

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We. Are. Back. After three long weeks (so long they were about ten actual weeks), the Brothers Deeney return to the podosphere to chew the fat on the hot-potch majesty that is the English Language. 

We cover everything from spelling reform, to language history, to favourite words, to Conal not liking asking people how they are, to even inventing our own new words. 

Sazzie is back to in a new(ish) feature that is well better than the quiz. 

And remember, give us five stars on Apple Podcasts please. 

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The last episode of the season is celebrated with one of the most used storytelling tropes. But is it used because it's good or because it's easy? Well... it's a bit of both. But do listen even though I've told you the ending. 

Conal gets annoyed at toilet attendants, Joe is delighted he has a break. 

We've had a blast working on this season but this we promise:

THE BOOK OF NOWT WILL RETURN! 

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