You folks think “entitlement” is a new behavioral trend? Get off our respective lawns! Teenagers have going off the deep end for years. Join us for a new Cinema Beef, where we tackle the private world of Privileged Bitches. Whether it’s popular bitches, like in JAWBREAKER and HEATHERS, rapey boys like in MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH or a teenage gang of impossibly beautiful punks in CLASS OF 1984. your hosts Gary Hill and Jeffery X Martin worm their way in to even the most exclusive of social circles. Quit trying to make “fetch” work and GET OFF OUR LAWNS. But download the show. Stream it. Something. Really, though. Keep off the grass. Jesus. How many times have we had this same conversation?

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Grab your Hungry Man dinners, kiddies.  It’s time to dive into the works of some of your favorite prime time players from yesteryear.  X is absent this time around but I am joined by one half of The Projection Booth, Rob St. Mary.  First up, we are joined by the Shatner as he plays a race agitator in a small southern town on the brink of school integration in the Roger Corman directed The Intruder from 1962.  Then, a group of young yuppies are stranded on an island only to find it inhabited by the strangest family this side of the Ozarks.  It’s The Munsters’ Yvonne DeCarlo starring in American Gothic from 1988.  Finally, when lightning strikes a geek’s bullies after they pass away in a traffic accident, they are turned into zombies (of sorts) and still are up to their old tricks.  It features Scott Grimes (Critters) and Gomez Addams himself, John Astin, in Night Life from 1989.

Dentistry Through The Ages

Open wide, say “AHHHHH” and let Gary Hill and X depress your tongue with our big… show about movies! This time on Cinema Beef Podcast, we grin and bear it for Hollywood’s worst dentists. Join us as we discuss “Marathon Man,” “Little Shop of Horrors (1986)” and “Novocaine.” You’ll also get our Beef of the Week and a lot of laughs and foul language along the way. What else did you expect? Brace yourself for this all-new episode of Cinema Beef… it’s got great word of mouth!

Once upon a time, not too long ago, homosexuality was a strange dirty secret. Hollywood was never quite sure how to acknowledge it. This all changed when the HIV/AIDS epidemic began, so on this Cinema Beef Podcast, we look at three extremely different views of homosexuality B.P. (Before “Philadelphia”). Join The Beardmaster, Gary Hill, his ward, Professor X, and special guest, Wildman Willis Wheeler, as they look at William Friedkin’s “Cruising,” Jack Sholder’s “A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge” and the amazingly flamboyant “Can’t Stop the Music,” starring the Village People. Can you retain sphincter control throughout this show? There’s only one way to find out…

Contact Info

Facebook : Gary Hill, Jeffery X Martin, Willis Wheeler

Twitter : @GDubby, @JefferyXMartin, @nastywilldc

E-mail : [email protected]

Music Credits

“Dancing in the Sheets” performed by Shalamar

“Makin’ It” pefromerd  by David Naughton

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