Christian goes off about outliving MTV, a bad cat food commercial and the new Kardashian underwear line.

Christian goes off about advice he got from a comedian, AI bots and the Ed Gein story.

Christian goes off about GoFundMe, toilet humor and how a local Chick-Fil-A accommodated an entire town's stupidity.

Christian goes off about people who would rather panhandle than work, a Karen in the wild and double dipping chips.

Christian goes off about the different levels of customer at Home Depot, the TV Participation Awards and his first encounter with a "furry" person.

Christian goes off about the Charlie Kirk assassination (continued), conjoined twins and forgetting things when you leave the house.

Christian goes off about the horrific and tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk.

Christian goes off about a nuisance on his vacation, Bill Matrix and The Rock & Dave Bautista's "magical weight loss"

Christian goes off about A.I. pop stars, unnecessary small talk and installing a social credit system since nobody knows how to behave.

Christian goes off about tire shop employees, the idiocy of Cracker Barrel and the fun items fans are throwing on the court at WNBA games.