Christian goes off about bad seasonal food trends, actors and some disturbing song lyrics he stumbled upon.

Christian goes off about Jaylen Brown's "hair", the Farmer's Almanac and things his old man used to do to get attention.

Christian goes off about parents who don't watch their kids in public, actors with big faces and the overhype of Cooper Sharp cheese.

Christian goes off about his ultimate pet peeves on the road, food in commercials and the unnecessary need to pack 10 extra pairs of underwear on a trip.

Christian goes off about outliving MTV, a bad cat food commercial and the new Kardashian underwear line.

Christian goes off about advice he got from a comedian, AI bots and the Ed Gein story.

Christian goes off about GoFundMe, toilet humor and how a local Chick-Fil-A accommodated an entire town's stupidity.

Christian goes off about people who would rather panhandle than work, a Karen in the wild and double dipping chips.

Christian goes off about the different levels of customer at Home Depot, the TV Participation Awards and his first encounter with a "furry" person.

Christian goes off about the Charlie Kirk assassination (continued), conjoined twins and forgetting things when you leave the house.