Christian goes off about getting old, rip off artists and the debut of a new segment on the show.

Christian goes off about corporate greed, "cook it yourself" restaurants and Howard Stern finally being cancelled.

Christian goes off about fetish people, WaWa pizza and foreplay in the crowd at Citizens Bank Park.

Christian goes off about the WNBA, Happy Gilmore 2 and 50 year old white people going to Wu Tang Clan concerts.

Christian goes off about the viral kiss cam, dead people on Facebook and song lyrics that should've had an artist thrown in jail (other than Benny Mardones).

Christian goes off about park rangers, potholes and firework people.

Christian goes off about the Diddy verdict, pathological liars and what Will Smith is calling his "bounce back" (or lack there of).

Christian goes off about things that should've never been in 80s cars, narcotics that used to be sold over the counter and how Norristown cops aren't moving for anything less than murder.

Christian goes off about power outages, broccoli heads and how he had to make a Dunkin' his makeshift office for a day.

Christian goes off about moths, sleepovers as a kid and multiple idiots he encountered on a trip to Home Depot.