Read the episode title. No. Kangaroos. Allowed. 

The boys are tired of all these Beach Monkees coming over here and taking all the music band jobs. 

Ryan makes a triumphant return to the show with a new iPhone, Brent's stealing jokes and Jonny does a hot, steamy dramatic reading. 

Ryan's on a top secret mission this week, but Jonny and Brent are still here to recap all the festivities that the holidays bring. 

Pour yourself an eggnog and rum and prepare to fall into the Christmas tree because it's that time of year again. 

Brent's hanging out with trains, Ryan's potentially getting scammed and Jonny's about to get in a soccer dad fight. 

Brent's finally trying an authentic Philly cheesesteak, Trent Sucks is in the building, and Jonny's grandma is getting swindled. 

Ryan, Jonny and Brent are joined by many of The Cafeteria patrons to take part in the 1997 horror comedy classic, Jack Frost.

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The guys are recovering from Thanksgiving this week and Ryan's wife left him...home...alone! 

Jonny's probably eating a turkey made out of hummus. Brent and Ryan are eating everything else.