The Carton Show with Craig Carton & Chris McMonigle

The Carton Show crew remember the lives of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry by debating their most iconic film roles. The discussion moves from the interactive experience of Rocky Horror Picture Show to a heated argument regarding the quality of Home Alone 2. They also institute a new rule where everyone must make a specific sound whenever the word motorboat is mentioned.

(00:01:00) New Motorboat Rule

(00:02:55) Tim Curry's Legacy

(00:07:30) Movie Taste Debate

(00:13:05) Top Musical Soundtracks

(00:14:08) Dolly Parton Movies

Craig Carton and Chris McMonigle evaluate the management of the New York Yankees' pitching staff on The Carton Show, debating if Gerrit Cole is being coddled during a division race. They also preview an upcoming interview with Jaxson Dart and discuss the etiquette of tipping parking attendants after a recent Disney Cruise trip.

(00:01:00) Guest Previews and Callers

(00:02:32) Yankees Pitching Rotation Debate

(00:10:00) Disney Cruise and Tipping

Craig Carton and the crew conduct a localized fantasy draft featuring only players from the Jets and Giants, resulting in a disastrous roster for Pete Hoffman. Because of his poor drafting, he must complete a round of "imaginary golf" with strangers at Saxon Woods, using marshmallows as markers. They also discuss LeBron James's mysterious $300M loan and the return of Pete Alonso to Citi Field.

(00:02:10) Remembering Dolly Parton

(00:06:25) Pete Alonso Returns

(00:17:10) Giants Plane Food

(00:21:43) Jed York Sting

(00:13:30) LeBron’s $300M Loan

(00:29:02) Darren Rovell Interview

(00:09:25) Jets-Giants Fantasy Draft

(00:26:03) Imaginary Golf Punishment

(00:36:26) Joe Burrow Trade Talk

Craig and the crew discuss the legacy of Dolly Parton and the polarizing return of Pete Alonso to Citi Field. They also analyze a legal controversy involving Jed York and share personal anecdotes regarding massage parlor etiquette.

(00:01:26) Remembering Dolly Parton

(00:06:08) Pete Alonso’s Citi Field Return

(00:12:31) Giants Quarterback Reps Debate

(00:19:54) Jed York Scandal Analysis

(00:30:58) Massage Parlor Etiquette Discussion

Craig and guest Darren Rovell examine the financial intricacies of LeBron James' $300 million loan from entities linked to Dodgers owner Mark Walter. They discuss potential tax advantages and investment strategies rich athletes use, while also debating the New York Yankees' rotation decisions and Giancarlo Stanton's legacy.

(00:01:07) LeBron James' $300M Loan

(00:05:14) Fenway Sports Group Stakes

(00:09:48) Bobby Bonilla Payment Strategy

(00:16:40) Darren Rovell Interview

(00:21:34) Mark Walter Fraud Allegations

(00:25:35) Titanic Collectibles Discussion

(00:30:08) Card Business Growth

(00:33:22) Parenting And Gambling Apps

(00:36:31) Gerrit Cole Pitching Schedule

(00:40:28) Giancarlo Stanton Career Bust

Pete Hoffman and Anthony Gallo engage in a high-stakes fantasy football draft featuring New York Jets and Giants players, resulting in immediate backlash from listeners. They evaluate the offensive potential of the rival teams while contemplating future quarterback options like Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson. The discussion wraps up with a look at the impact of NIL on college sports as former professionals return to the collegiate level.

(00:01:38) Fantasy Football Draft Starts

(00:05:22) Draft Picks and Strategy

(00:11:07) Winston vs Smith Debate

(00:14:00) Evaluating Draft Rosters

(00:17:50) Imaginary Golf Punishment

(00:22:10) Listener Reaction Vitriol

(00:30:00) Jackson Dart Performance

(00:34:40) Pursuing Joe Burrow

(00:41:00) Lamar Jackson Collusion Controversy

(00:45:15) Pro Players Back To College

Craig Carton and the crew detail a hilarious punishment for a lost fantasy football draft involving playing nine holes of golf with an imaginary ball. They discuss the specific rules, such as dropping marshmallows as decoys and faking sand trap shots to confuse onlookers. The conversation also covers the Yankees' series against the Astros and the narrative surrounding Pete Alonso’s exit from the Mets.

(00:01:20) Ja'Marr Chase Injury Update

(00:05:17) Imaginary Golf Punishment Rules

(00:10:12) Listener Suggestions for Golf

(00:16:58) Marshmallows and Cart Logistics

(00:22:50) Yankees Astros Series Preview

(00:28:08) Pete Alonso and Fantasy Strategy

(00:38:20) Craig’s Crab Boil Burn Story

(00:48:01) Giants Training Camp Report

Pete Hoffman and Gallo face a hilarious fantasy football punishment that requires the loser to play nine holes of imaginary golf with a set of clubs but no ball. They discuss the specific rules involving dropping marshmallows on fairways and interacting with confused strangers at a public course. Callers suggest additional embarrassing caveats like shouting "Fore" and hitting out of sand traps to maximize the public spectacle.

(00:01:01) Sports News Update

(00:02:34) Challenged By Senior Citizen

(00:05:14) Imaginary Golf Punishment

(00:10:09) Refining The Golf Rules

(00:18:25) Listener Punishment Suggestions