Therapy has been helping Lyle and he decides to demonstrate with Aaron taking on the role of the therapist, playing Delores. Tears are shed and lessons are learned. KP Burke plays the therapist wonderfully, and Ian roots for Chip to spend $50 on Xia's underpants. The Jackson 5 is discussed for far too long Chip also opens up about his embarrassing speech impediment.

Bell gets off to a ROCKY start with sly, but winds up making a fast friend with jokes and false promises. Doug also has a heart to heart with fellow heartthrob Brad Pitt.

Xia brags about pockets in her Holly Hobby-ish dress and Chip is not impressed. Chip and Ralph bond on being break dancers and Chip shows off the Robeit, poplockin. Chip describes the perfect place to take Jen Aniston on a date. Kerryn raves about raw dogging and goody-two-shoes Ralph only wears bags. Kerryn likes to be in sync when taking dumps. Chip mistake Russia for Florida.

Bell's flirty ways win big points with T-Swift and Nikki Ryan from a Morning Mashup. Doug also gets the internet chatter going with talks of joining the IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: TAYLOR SWIFT, NICOLE RYAN, THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS

Xia comes in sweating profusely and proudly announces she has forgotten to wear deodorant. Brendan Sagalow nose dives into her pits and Mike Cannon realizes it looks rather appealing. Chip introduces the Alamo Draft House to the NY audience. Brendan and Chip agree to collaborate on some music.

Bell pitches Luis J Gomez the idea of the century. Skanfest will never be the same. The fight, the roast battle, all the plans are outlined. And in his usual fashion, Bell charms Harrison Ford at a party. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: KELLS BELLS, SKANFEST, LUIS J. GOMEZ, ZAC AMICO, ARI SHAFFIR, HARRISON FORD

Chip heads to Compound where Keanu tells everyone which Compound employee she used to sleep with. She refuses to discuss his pecka in the detail Chipperson wants. Anthony shines light on the Geno / Dixon saga (this was taped last week) and Chip teaches Xia how to defend herself from a punch. Chip engages in sensooal roleplay as a sexy fireman, Anthony does Foghorn Leghorn. Keanu also discusses the accidental self-shooting of an ex boyfriend.

Bell tells an uber cool story about hanging with the SNOOP DOGG. Bell also accidentally humiliates Al Pacino, and talks hoops with the greatest. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: SNOOP DOGG, AL PACINO, KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR

After many, many instances of poor employee behavior, Chipperson finally brings down the hammer and gives Xia the spanking she deserves. To the viewer, it will appear sultry and sensual. Chip also helps Zac Amico by doing a world class wrestling promo (for free) and Dave Temple discusses his mother. She and Delores have much in common, which bonds Dave and Chip.

Bell regales us with the awesome story about working a boom mic on Jenny Garner's show. All heck breaks loose at the Playboy Mansion when Bell shows up and takes over. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: PLAYBOY MANSION, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, BILL MAHER, TOM CRUISE