The Chocolate Actory

Hey folks. This week, Spencer and Max take you, the listener, on an incredible journey through the lives of America's favorite twins. This episode is chock full (house) of amazing wildlife facts, true stories about the nature of twin birth, and musical guest, Blink 182! There's no need to thank us. You got it dude!

Get ready boys and girls for the new and improv'd (get it, improv?) podcast. It's got the same hosts and it's got the same subject matter as our previous podcasts. In those ways it is NOT new. Introducing our good friend Chris. Nicole Kidman is the focus of this week's episode. I hope that you enjoy this. BTW this is max. We put a lot of effort into this thing. I'm proud of what we did. Nicole Kidman, thanks for being you.

This ep is going to drop into your ear drums like an aTOM bomb. High adrenaline, low worries, best/worst actor... Tom cruise. Give it a listen be in accordance with the all high church of Scientology.

Alright, alright, alright... Matthew McConaughey. Probably the easiest listen you'll ever encounter in your entire life.

Put on your auf wiedersehen hat and your croissant pants because we're taking you all the way to the land of bratwurst and crepes. America. We're taking you to America. Sigourney Weaver is from America. We are talking about Sigourey Weaver. CAUTION: if you currently DON'T have a fear of elevators before listening to this episode, I suggest NOT listening to this episode.

This week, Spencer and Max find themselves in the warm, soft, unusually smooth arms of one of Britain's finest actors, Patrick Stewart. Listen closely, or else you might miss the extremely funny and satisfying easter egg they left for you somewhere late into the episode. You'll just have to listen to the whole thing to be sure you heard it.

Shortly after the recording of this podcast, Gary Busey contacted Max, Spencer, and Keegan and congratulated them on their success with their highly jocular and sidesplitting podcast. You might be wondering who Gary Busey is and why he uses such adjectives. Listen to this week's episode to find out!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a laugh riot for people like you. If you llisten now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will entertain you.

Gaday' mates! This week, Speencah eend Meex bring ya a jeem peecked eepisode abayut Russell Crowe. Pluys leestin weeth grayt intereest. Nao read thees weeth an Austraylyan acceent! Jesus that was the hardest thing I've ever had to write on a toilet. Enjoy mayts.

The actor reactors close out the year of 2017 with a gaggle of tales, legends, truths, untruths, myths, facts, romances, bromances, and remixes about the one and only Tilda Swinton. Join Max and special guest, Shnal for one of the finest wines your ears will ever dine on! p.s. happy new year to all of our glorious listeners! We are in love with you all romantically.