The Chocolate Actory

Oooh doggie, this episode is comin' in hot. It's about Al Pacino, ladies and gents. Al "Mr. Godfather" Pacino himself, ladies and gents! Hoooahh! Oh snap boy! Oh snap! Spencer and Max can't even handle the heat comin' off of this episode! Stop listening to me stall and listen to the episode already!

This week, Spencer and Max take you on a wild goose chase through the scavenger hunt that is Nicolas Cage's life. Nicolas Cage is truly a national treasure and he is by far the most interesting actor we've encountered, so buckle down and put on your tin-foil hats!

This week, listen to Spencer's and Max's sweet, succulent, silky-smooth, liquid-gold, piping-hot, wise-like-a-dog, young-like-a-pup voices as they describe the life of actor, vegan, basset hound, and hooligan known as Woody Harrelson. Man, that was a rough sentence to get through, right? Now enjoy the damn podcast!

This week, mad lads Max and Spencer feed your ears with the life of famous actor, writer, author, producer, director, and Oprah-winfrey-impersonator, Tyler Perry. I have so much faith that this will make you laugh! if you’re into that kind of thing, then give this episode 1 or 2 listens!

This episode is brought to you by sheer willpower and motivation. Nothing else will get you further in life... This week, Max and Spencer are joined by their good friend Keegan to vinform the masses about our Lord and Savior, Vin Diesel. Buckle up, because it’s about to get fast and furious up vin here.

In this off-putting episode, Spencer and Max describe the life of Katherine Doyle Bates, famous method actor and celestial being. Mistress/Master Bates is super interesting, so listen to it.

This episode is brought to by Spencer and Max. We have no sponsors. On this special movie episode, Spencer and Max take you back to the insane universe of Chev Chelios (portrayed by Jason Statham) in the movie Crank 2: High Voltage. You might want to put on some rubber gloves before listening to this episode, because it's gonna be electric.

Today, Spencer and Max give the lowdown on the life of America's (and Great Britain's) greatest accomplishment to date, Jason Statham. WARNING: This episode is more intense than our previous episodes; you could say we cranked it up a notch.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Actory: Episode 2 - George Clooney by Spencer Mach, Max Paulus

Join Spencer and Max this week as they take you, the listener, on a trip through Winona Ryder's life. It's gonna be a bumpy ryde(r), so strap in!