The Chocolate Actory

This week, Spencer and max take you on a trip across the Pacific to Hong Kong, the birthplace of famous actor/director/stuntman/singer Jackie Chan, then they take you back across the Pacific to where we started, then they take you to the liquor store for some twizzlers, then they bring it home with some fantastic personal stories about Jackie Chan! Let's get down to business!

Tally-hoo-hoo ba booli gahfooba-doo-foo! One arm pickle man himself, Adam Sandler is our spiritual guest of honor this castmaster! Listen, if you know what's good for you.

Jim moffa thucking Carrey ya'll! Don't worry, no one is watching you listen to this podcast Truman Show style. Except for Cynthia, we are all watching you. Enjoy the podcast!

Hey Gwyneth, how's it going. I'm just using this amazing successful podcast to get a message to you. I sincerely respect the hard work you put into your roles. I know that sometimes, you can be a bit eccentric. That's what people love about you. Anyway, listen to this episode while sipping your coke of the week.

This week, the certified actor reactors are spending an hour talking about Chris Tucker. I personally think it feels a bit rushed, but I'm not just gonna let it sit here on my hard drive, collecting bitcoins. I hear those cause viruses. Anyway, listen to this rushed hour of talking.

Dive down with Spencer and Max as they delve deep into the dark depths. What depths, you might ask? The delightful, and sometimes desperate, life of Johnny Depp! Listen to the actor reactors describe the details of this daring man's days...

I'd just like to take a minute to thank each and every one of you who listen to this podcast. Especially C.H. C.H., you're a gem and you are a real person! If your initials are C.H., then that means you! Everyone else is also great. I love all people. In a romantic way... romantically. I forgot to mention that Nathan Lane is this week's actor, and we are joined by Spencer's extremely real friend, Noah.

Do me a favor. Go grab your smallest pair of pants and put 'em on because this episode is gonna blow those pants off and you were planning on throwing those pants away anyway. Max and Spencer elaborate, exacerbate, and exaggerate the life and fast times of the most bad-ass actor of all time, Sean Penn!

This week is about Angelina Jolie. Please listen... Please.

This week, Spencer and Max are taking you through the life of actor Shia Labeouf. If you haven't liked any of the episodes before, this one will definitely make us Even Stevens. If you don't like this episode, come at us with all your Fury. If you're not listening already, JUST DO IT! Also, transformers.