The Chris Abraham Show

The Chris Abraham Show

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The Chris Abraham Show episodes

  • ChrisCast Season 2 Episode 1: Return to Podcasting: Eight Minutes or Bust: Sony UX570 Edition: Re-Introduction

    I have decided to return to podcasting but only as an audio blog or an audio diary or just as a way of putting down my thoughts outside of the adversarial world. So, this really is just for me and not really to build it into anything. Just a creative outlet. This is just the shakeout episode in which I try out the new Sony ICD-UX570 Digital Voice Recorder I grabbed from Amazon and I plan to use anywhere and everywhere. Like that poet in Lower Manhattan who is constantly recording every single thing that comes through his mind, "the sky is blue, the night is dark, the water is wet." Deep stuff like that. I am him how. Living my best life. Enjoy.

    8 min
  • ChrisCast: Episode 8: I Was a Teenage Russian Troll
    All anyone is talking about these days is how armies of Russian trolls got До́нальд Джон Трамп (Donald John Trump) elected President of the United States. They did this through a unique witchcraft and voodoo that normal mortals cannot resist. How did Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин (Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin) and his malintent Веб-бригады (web brigades) so easily, cheaply, effortlessly, quickly, and effectively puppet-master our innocent, vulnerable, and naïve online American yokel brains into becoming mindless hordes of racist, sexist, nationalist Nazi deplorables.
    Russia isn’t the only country that’s leveraging highly-trained covert operatives with bomb-proof non-disclosure agreements to sneak around online in deep cover, pretending to be other people, genders, ages and emulating the interests, hungers, passions, fears, dreams, and goals of communities that could really benefit the agendas of their clients.
    Okay, I wasn’t actually either a teenager or Russian when I was an OG Russian Troll and part of the Russian Troll Army.
    27 min
  • ChrisCast Episode 7: America is actually a nation full of surprisingly superstitious spiritualists
    Americans love astrology, the paranormal, the spiritual world, Angels, demons, aliens, monsters, spirits, the afterlife, and believe that the eschaton will happen within their own lifetime. A world where astrology and numerology and the spirit world is prescient and present and real and active in our lives. America is actually a nation full of surprisingly superstitious spiritualists
    59 min
  • ChrisCast Episode 5 OBAD OMAD IF MOFO
    In this episode I talk about my one meal a day that consists of a fifteen-hundred calorie one burrito a day with everything diet followed with 23 hours and 45-minutes if intermittent fasting every day. In short, my OBAD OMAD IF MOFO diet!
    14 min
  • ChrisCast Episode 4: 24601; Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

    I tried a bunch of editing stuff and splitting stuff. I don't even know if the storytelling is linear or if it's even listenable with all the clips and so forth in between and I am pretty sure the files got shuffled and are out of order so maybe the end of the story is at the beginning. So, I put in a warning. Otherwise, enjoy!

    22 min
  • ChrisCast Episode 3: Je ne sais rien
    Sort of a ramble, sort of a rant. Trying out background music and more of the editing tools that the Anchor.fm Android app tools and so forth. What do you think? My voice is very hot, very loud, but at least I'm highly audit and very easy to comprehend. Pretty much just a My Dinner With André sort of thing, the sort engaged in by the madman who lives under the bridge. Enjoy and let me know what's up with you and what you think!
    32 min
  • ChrisCast Episode 1: Sportif (or, how the hell did I get like this, eh, FFS!?)

    This is the episode where I almost cop to an eating disorder and then complain a lot about how heavy I am.

    • Food is a constant struggle
    • Weight is a constant struggle
    • I am currently 350 lbs (158.75733 kilos, 25 stone)
    • I love to run (I call it my zombie shuffle)
    • I love to bike (please help me name my 2010 Surly Steamroller)
    • I love to row (100 lbs too heavy, I'll sink the boats—even the fat one)
    • I love to swing kettlebells (call me Girevik)
    • I really love Spin class but haven't gone recently.
    • I hope this podcast is more fun than depressing.
    • Let me know!
      • 20 min

    About The Chris Abraham Show

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    tl:dr: Just a 55-year-old cisgender white male mansplaining his own self-importance. But good.