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Well, hey there, little angel! What day is YOUR birthday?...

Join Dusty and Jason this week as they talk about Oz Perkins' Silence of the Lambs and Psycho inspired blockbuster from 2024 - Longlegs!

Is this the creepiest Nic Cage has ever been? Do you think they maybe hit the Clarice Starling impersonation a little too hard? Is the most haunting thing about this movie the Bill Clinton picture hanging in Carter's office?

All this and more will be explored in this episode, so put on your long legs and hit play!

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Howdy, pardners! We're headin' up in the mountains of West Virginny for this wild and wacky ride alongside a killer, crack-addicted raccoon! Yep, you read that right...a raccoon...who becomes addicted to crack...and kills. It's every bit as dumb AND fun as it sounds!

With a whole smorgasbord of characters and scenarios, ranging from your standard group of college kids on vacation, to a heavy metal hating religious cult, to a pair of cops with VERY different views on gay marriage, this movie really does subvert EVERY expectation you have and we promise you'll have fun with this one. Just don't take it too seriously...it certainly doesn't...

Come catch a buzz with us in a fun and silly romp through this "heightened" reality!

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We were able to have a nice chat over the weekend with our UK indie film actress friend Meghan Adara! It was great to catch up and check in on the progress of upcoming releases The Cellar and Amelia! We always enjoy having Meghan on, she's such a delight. Enjoy!

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Ciao, amici! Or is it, hallo freunde? We're covering an Italian movie set in Germany, so just trying to cover my bases here...

Either way, hello friends and welcome! Please step right up and allow our usherette Ingrid to guide you to your seat, because we're talking about Lamberto Bava's Demons from 1985 in this week's episode!

Who knew taking a ticket from a cyborg in a train station could result in so much chaos?? Whether you're in the mood to catch a flick, or even a flick within a flick, you really can't go wrong here! Dramatic Giallo-style shots, melodramatic acting and more juicy gore than you can shake a stick...or a katana at! Heck, we even have a roving gang of street thugs popping up in here! There really is something for everyone.

This is truly a wild and unexpected ride, so buckle up and join us for an extra silly conversation about this mid-80's cult classic!

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Top 'o the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! This episode release is more of an April Fool's Day prank on us than the St. Patrick's Day treat it was MEANT to be. Two weeks and one day later than it was intended, but hey, better late than never, right? That being said, we appreciate you sticking around with us while we dealt with a few behind-the-scenes setbacks, and we're glad you're back to enjoy some more tasty Cinebytes morsels!

This week, we're covering Leprechaun 3 from 1995, which I THOUGHT was my favorite Leprechaun movie...until I watched it again for the first time in 15 years. Movie quality aside, however, this really is the perfect setting for our little Leppy buddy to run around in. Scantily clad beauties, plump '70s Elvis impersonators, booze around every corner, and more gorgeous, golden shillings than he can shake his tiny shillelagh at!

We put a bit of extra love into this episode as a way of showing our appreciation for you hanging in there with us, so enjoy this double length BEAST! Super sized and super silly, we hope you super like it!

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Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Labyrinth...

Join us courtside for this special Cinebytes episode! It's time for a little madness...I mean, we all go a little mad sometimes...don't we?

Clearly WE'VE gone mad, because we're doing something a little different this week and bringing you a 32-character horror bracket to tie in with the reason for the season...while you watch your favorite team take a shot at the college basketball title, listen to us discuss who might beat the odds and become the ultimate horror villain!

Will a classic juggernaut claim their place at the top? Will a Cinderella story steal our hearts along with the crown? Will a dark horse come along to spoil it for the competition?

Click play and find out!

Game on

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Happy (belated) Valentine's Day, everyone! Sure, maybe the holiday has already passed, but the moment hasn't, because the love is still in the air! (And be honest, you were busy on Friday anyway ;-p).

Our love for this movie, for instance. For the small-town vibes. For the country music that pervades damn-near every scene in this film. For the bonkers kills, love triangle drama and all the restored footage that returned this film to it's pre-MPAA-censored glory!

This is the Valentine's Day movie to end all Valentine's Day movies in our humble opinion, and we invite you into our little love shack to talk about it!

What did Harry Warden say to the entire town of Valentine Bluffs?

-Be.........MINE!

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Bonjour, Mesdames et Messieurs! Join Dusty "Zed" Lane and Jason "The Butterfly" Mitchell this week as they head across the pond to gay ol' Paris to discuss the 2014 found footage, subterranean waking nightmare that is As Above, So Below!

Have you ever experienced something that just turned your whole life upside down? Well, abandon all hope, ye who enter here, because for this episode, we're taking that literally!

So grab some snacks, reunite with your most reviled spurned lover and join us! (It is February, after all...)

See you in Hell :-)

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Greetings one and all, welcome back to oblivion!

This week, Jason and Dusty Head into the studio to talk about a cult classic that may have just been a Head of its time! If you're looking for pulse-pounding thrills that will make your Head spin, then Head on down (perhaps maybe even a Head of time if you're free) and listen to the boys sh-Head some light onto the situation! It's Stuart Gordon's (HP Lovecraft's) Re-Animator from 1985! This movie gets WILD, so if you're in the market for some great effects and a fun ride, don't Head-sitate! Do what I s-Head! Click the play button!

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Ever wonder what it's like to be an iconic slasher? How it feels to stalk countless victims and formulate master plans for each assassination? What it's like lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike? Well, if you have, you're probably on a list somewhere, and may want to consider therapy. Either way, we gon' learn today! I hope you brought your hiking boots! You're gonna need 'em...

Join Dusty and Jason as they talk about the polarizing 2024 Chris Nash film "In a Violent Nature"! If you like long walks through the woods and intense gore, this movie is for you! Pull up a log, hit the play button and enjoy!

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