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Attention, crew! Secure your bobbleheads and batten down the hatches! We've received a distress signal from just outside Zeta II Reticuli...turns out your headphones will self-destruct in five minutes if you don't press play on this episode immediately! JK, but SURPRISE! Enjoy this early episode release in honor of opening night of Alien: Romulus! We're super stoked to go see it tonight and we hope you are, too! On your way to the theater, pop this bad boy on and listen to us talk about the one that started it all! Ridley Scott's ALIEN (1979)! Thank me later :-)

As always, hit us up at [email protected] and tell us your thoughts on this masterpiece, the new movie, or even a completely unrelated suggestion you have for us to discuss on a future episode! Now get away from my popcorn, you bitch! (yes, I'm aware that's from the sequel...)

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Ready or Not, here we come with a fresh episode straight off the Cinebytes production line! Have some fun with Jason and Dusty as they explore a FANTASTIC horror comedy from the team behind Abigail and Scream 5 & 6 - Radio Silence! This movie is a lot of fun and will subvert more of your expectations than you think! Do you have a bitter old Aunt that's always raining on your parade? Have you ever made a pact with the devil? Are you properly trained on how to use an old-school crossbow? If the answer to any of these questions is "YES!", or at the very least "Uuuhhhhhhmmmmm...", then this episode is for you! We're gonna count to 100 and if you aren't listening by the time we're finished, we'll have to send Mr. Le Bail after you...

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Alright everyone, please don't call the cops on us for this episode like a nosy neighborhood busybody...We're doing science! I understand that those ideas don't...resonate with everyone, but if you look the other way on this, you may just experience the greatest sensual pleasure there is! The boys are back and talking about HP Lovecraft's From Beyond, directed by Stuart Gordon! This campy, sexy and gross 1986 classic is chock full of everything you never knew you needed! Barbara Crampton in lingerie, Ken Foree in his own NFL jersey, and Jeffrey Combs in another friggin' dimension as his third eye does the lookin' for him. Join us, won't you? Thanks, I knew you would. Humans are such easy prey...

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ALL ABOARD THE SHAGGIN' WAGON!...no, THE STABBIN' WAGON!...wait, no, the van said "Plowing Service" on the side, didn't it...either way, we get the point (eye roll). Join Jason and Dusty this week as they talk about the somehow simultaneously smutty AND classy film "X"! So much love for the horror genre gently swaddled in this beautifully shot movie! Particularly in honor of a few classic fan favorites you might catch some references to if you have a keen eye...Written and directed by Ti West, this was another 2022 banger, and a real breath of fresh ass! Come on in! The pond water is fine... ;-)

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Well, hello there! Step right up and welcome to our private grief counseling session! We've got a full house here ready to receive you, as a matter of fact. Not that you'd notice, of course...not until we want you to, anyway...

Join Jason, Dusty, Satony, Zazas and the rest of the gang as we discuss the KILLER dread-fest from 2018 - HEREDITARY! Or, as I call it, "The Graham Fam's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Really Bad Day".

HAIL PAIMON!

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SURPRISE, CINEBITCHES! Another special episode for all you beautiful, loyal listeners before we get back into our regularly scheduled movie reviews!

We got a chance to sit down and chat with the creator of Dread Central and executive producer of Terrifier 2, Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton! We had a great time hanging out with this guy and talking about his career, his upcoming autobiography, his firsthand account of 9/11, Jurassic Park toys and all things horror! The man has led a truly fascinating life.

Speaking of which, pre-order links for Steve's autobiography "A Comedy of Tragedies" are now LIVE! Even cooler? Not only will you get the book early when you order direct from the publisher, you also get a free ebook copy, and a book plate signed by the Creepster himself! All your details can be found at this link - https://bit.ly/3UT2q6b Look for it in stores on 12/10/24!

We know you'll dig this as much as we did, so kick back, press play and enjoy!

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P.S., we're also still working on a good name for the fans...might have to take another stab at it...if you've got ideas, let us know at [email protected]

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Here's a special treat for our loyal listeners! TWO-day we're releasing TWO episodes on this glorious TWO-sday! We were lucky enough to sit down with actress Meghan Adara from the upcoming UK indie film "The Cellar". Check out our discussion now, streaming on your favorite audio platforms, as well as video if you visit our YouTube! Be sure to visit the Indiegogo campaign to cash in on a few amazing perks that are still available! Links for that, as well as how to follow Meghan and the film below!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-cellar-horror-feature-film-finishing-funds#/

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It's a nice night for a walk...down memory lane! Join Dusty and Jason this week as they discuss the James Cameron CLASSIC AND DEFINITELY A HORROR FILM from 1984, The Terminator! Sure it's sci-fi, sure it's action, but I mean, come on...Arnold is just walking around wasting fools left and right, pulls a man's heart out of his chest and does a cute little solo surgery session on himself...if those things aren't horrifying, I don't know what is! Robot. Slasher. Nuff Sed!

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Greetings, Night Owls! Join us this week as we kick back and wind down with a little late night TV! David Dastmalchian knocks it out of the park as late night talk show host Jack Delroy in this highly controversial and highly polarizing movie! Look, we're not crazy about the AI either, but when you've got sidekicks pulling worms out of their bellies under hypnosis, psychic mediums being reduced to psychic smalls with grumbly tumblies, and friggin' Theremins playing by themselves - all on a live 1970's television broadcast...HOW COULD WE RESIST?! What you are about to hear is the podcast that SHOCKED a nation...The Cinebytes review of...Late Night...with the Devil...

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On this episode, we talk about another Clive Barker, gothic horror, tragic romance masterpiece! Virginia Madsen and Tony Todd (NOT Eddie Murphy) shine in this heartbreaking story of love, loss, misunderstanding, grief and gentrification. Helen Lyle really gets put through the ringer in this one, folks. You don't want to miss it! Come be our victim! It was always you! It's Candyman! That's right, Candyman! Did you all hear me in the back? I said it's Candyman! Is that a mirror? No, it's just Candyman! CANDYMAN?!?!...

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