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Hello, Sidn-, uh...loyal listener! What's YOUR favorite scary movie? I'd be willing to bet that the movie reviewed in THIS week's episode of The Cinebytes would be the answer to that question for a LOT of people. It's SCREAM, released in 1996! We'll tackle all the big questions one might have while watching this; Did Casey Becker ever actually have a chance to pass her quiz? What's with all the Halloween references? Like...for real. And why in the HELL is Tatum Riley allowed to wear that at school?! Maybe they thought about giving her detention, but then just decided to liver alone. Strap in for an all-timer this week! BAM! This bitch is about to go down...

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COLLEGE KIDS! And anyone else who wants to take a listen, of course...join us this week for a slight change of pace! We've covered plenty of horror movies with comedy, but this is our first official HORROR COMEDY! And it's a real doozy...so strap in for this hilarious adventure full of miscommunication, misguided heroism and misleading context clues! Otherwise people might just show up and start killin' themselves all over your property! Nobody wants that. Especially poor Tucker.

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Welcome to this week's episode of The Cinebytes! We're talking about "Boobz & Blood: The Movie"! Oh wait, no, it's called Hostel. Yes, you heard right, we're doing ANOTHER Eli Roth movie ALREADY...thanks, Jason. The last one went so well, he thought, "What the hell, let's give it another go!". If gore isn't your thing, don't worry, there's plenty of other things this movie offers! Ya know, like weed...nudity...homophobia (eye roll). Good times all around. So pack up a bowl, throw on some porn (on mute, so you can still listen, of course), and get ready for all the "sneepur" you can handle as we talk through this tourist trap nightmare! #OfCourseMyHorse

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Lesson of the day: If you find a giant hole in your parking garage after an earthquake, maybe don't explore it. But if you do, and also find a book bound in teeth and human skin, maybe don't take it...But if you do...maybe don't open it...BUT IF YOU DOOO...DEFINITELY DON'T READ THE LATIN! NEVER. READ. THE. LATIN. In this week's episode, the boys explore all the things these ridiculous people do wrong in the latest installment in the Evil Dead franchise...the 2023 masterpiece, EVIL DEAD RISE! Corpses and chainsaws and people monsters, oh my! Come have some fun with us discussing this insane and super fun movie!

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We're barking at the moon on this week's episode! Join us as we talk about the OTHER Rick Baker werewolf movie from 1981. He passed the torch halfway through to some guy named Rob (friggin' Bottin!), but it turned out to be doggone good work anyway! Serial killers, beautiful secluded resorts and smiley face stickers galore, The Howling is sure to delight no matter your horror preferences!

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Talk to the hand! Seriously, these kids seem to love it! Listen in as Dusty, Nick and Jason talk to you about Talk to Me, the 2023 Aussie banger that puts a twist on the possession genre! Trigger warnings for self-harm and grief topics aside, this movie was heavy, but still somehow a good time! From house parties featuring Australian gangsta rap and tragic endings to make out sessions with the family dog to a Hellscape to rival The Shunting, this movie's got just about everything but the kitchen si...oh wait, it DOES have a kitchen sink? Fair enough, you really gotta Hand it to those Philippous. You heard it here folks, you won't want to miss this one!

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Welp...here we go again, y'all! Tackling another classic early on in our "poddlerhood". We've seen this one so many times we were in good...shape...to do so, though. It's the movie that revolutionized the industry and kicked off the slasher craze that defined the 80's...John Carpenter's Halloween! Join us as we discuss Michael's driving prowess, Looney Loomis' witch hunt, and Lynda Totally saying "Totally" Totally too much! Among many other things, of course! Tune in to hear all about the night he came home!

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Join the boys for a jungle barbecue this week as they talk about Eli Roth's 2013 tribute to cannibal films - The Green Inferno! This one's got everything; plane crashes, tribe members tripping out on "edibles", activists singing campfire songs and even an explosive (and embarrassing) "outhouse" scene! It's gonna get weird, so come hungry and feel free to bring a dish to pass! As always, you can contact us at [email protected], follow on Facebook, Twitter (X), Instagram and YouTube, and of course support the show at cinebytespod.buzzsprout.com and click on the heart (support) to show some love! See you in Peru!

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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! On this week's episode, the gang takes on one of the most celebrated films the world of horror has ever seen! Join Dusty, Jason and Nick as they chat about William Peter Blatty's THE EXORCIST, directed by the late, great William Friedkin! Will Father Merrin succeed in driving out his old nemesis, Pazuzu? Will Damien conquer his crisis of faith? Will Regan learn her lesson to never Ouija alone and never, EVER talk to someone named Captain Howdy? Tune in and find out in this extra special holiday episode!

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We're taking it back to 2007's found-footage classic, Paranormal Activity. Dusty, Nick, and Jason cover this great beginning to a continuing horror franchise. Oren Peli's first film is a great listen for any supernatural horror fan.

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And remember...dreams are fleeting...only nightmares last forever...follow your nightmares!

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