In this Christmas special episode of the CJ and Ted show, the hosts engage in a light-hearted discussion about their Christmas experiences, favourite songs, and movies. They explore the current Christmas music scene, share personal anecdotes, and debate the merits of various Christmas films, culminating in a tier list ranking of popular holiday movies.

The conversation is filled with humour, nostalgia, and festive spirit, making it a delightful listen for the holiday season. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into their favourite Christmas movies, exploring the nostalgia and iconic status of films like 'The Snowman' and 'It's a Wonderful Life.' They also share their favorite holiday foods, including pigs in blankets and mince pies, while engaging in a fun Christmas quiz that adds an interactive element to the discussion. The conversation highlights the importance of tradition and personal preferences during the festive season, all wrapped up in light-hearted banter and humour.

In this lively conversation, CJ and Ted explore various aspects of Christmas, from traditions and decorations to music and food. They share humorous anecdotes, engage in a Christmas trivia quiz, and discuss the importance of mental health during the holiday season. The episode wraps up with reflections on the meaning of Christmas and well wishes for the listeners.For information about support during the Christmas period please visit: https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/tips-for-everyday-living/christmas-and-mental-health/useful-contacts/

Two men, zero prep, and somehow we’re nearly eight years into this nonsense. In this episode, CJ and Ted realise (again) that they’ve done no planning whatsoever, so they lean fully into chaos: talking about how long they’ve actually been doing the show, why “we’ll plan next week” is a lie, and how this format weirdly still kind of works.

Ted tests out the viral mayonnaise omelette in the microwave trick (yes, really), which leads to Roll-gate – did he actually say he buttered the roll or not? Evidence is presented. The Cat of the Week is a very soggy, windswept street cat with a broken umbrella, and Grok is drafted in to over-explain it like an academic paper.

They dive into Reddit:

- “Am I the Asshole?” for breaking up over texting habits and being left on read

- A guy whose girlfriend wants him to sack his cleaner (and how that escalates fast)

- The Instagram drama: is it creepy to follow 18-year-olds when you’re pushing 30?

- A full watch-along and breakdown of the Hot Crazy Matrix video

- Plus a detour into shower routines, cleaning hacks, gym showers vs home bills, and whether hiring a cleaner is lazy or just efficient adulting.

Stick around, argue with them in the comments, and tell them if you’d sack the cleaner, unfollow the Insta model, or eat the mayo omelette.

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This week on The CJ and Ted Show, the lads go full rant mode as they tear into the latest UK Budget and what it really means for everyday people. From income tax freezes and “fiscal drag” to the looming per-mile charges on electric cars, CJ and Ted try to make sense of why it always seems to hit the same people in the pocket. There’s also a deep dive into mansion tax, property prices, and how owning a house you can’t afford to sell somehow makes you “wealthy” on paper.

Politics gives way to another brilliant round of “Am I The Asshole?”, where they debate tipping culture in the US after a waitress publicly shames a customer, and a wild story involving a cleaning lady, jealousy, and the end of a relationship over fridge boundaries and housework.

Things get lighter with Cat of the Week, a four-hour cat-video rabbit hole, AI-generated cats with dramatic storylines, and the terrifying reality of how easily your algorithm can spiral out of control. The episode wraps with a surprisingly in-depth conversation about showering habits, gym showers vs home showers, energy costs, and whether it’s cheaper to get clean at PureGym than in your own bathroom. As always: chaotic, honest, opinionated, and very British.

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This week on The CJ and Ted Show, the lads are finally back after a short break and immediately go off on one about… well, everything. CJ reveals he’s somehow become a three-times-a-day exercise guy with a home treadmill, rower and spin bike, while Ted processes this shocking development live on air. From there they wander into cold snaps and weird UK weather, and CJ accidentally becomes our unofficial traffic and travel correspondent with talk of motorway closures no one will remember in a week.

They then get properly stuck into takeaways, Just Eat, Deliveroo and delivery drivers who clearly stop at Asda mid-journey, before moving onto a long, sweary and very honest rant about the BBC licence fee, funding models, TV taxation and why everything seems worse value than it used to be. That somehow spirals perfectly into fish and chips, seaside chip shops, McFlurries, meal deals, and a love letter to perfect roast potatoes and chips.

The second half of the show is all about competitive eating: BeardMeatsFood, obscene breakfast challenges at the Pump House Café in Wellingborough, giant nugget boxes, and whether CJ and Ted should attempt a food challenge themselves (spoiler: they absolutely should). Along the way they cover salad vs gluttony, “eyes bigger than belly” logic, and the art of planning a full day of eating and drinking. It’s chaotic, ranty, oddly comforting – in other words, classic CJ and Ted.

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This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ is still holed up in a hotel near Gatwick, battling dodgy Wi-Fi, 5G hotspots and overpriced room service, while Ted is back at home holding the fort. With Halloween in full swing, they dive into why it still feels like an imported bit of American nonsense in the UK, the awkward reality of trick-or-treating, and the rise of the over-decorated, jump-scare neighbour.

From there it’s straight into Bonfire Night and Guy Fawkes – the strange British tradition of celebrating a failed plot by burning an effigy, setting off fireworks at all hours, and traumatising pets and neighbours in the process. That then somehow turns into a full-blown food and breakfast deep dive: haggis vs black pudding, the state of hotel breakfasts, scrambled vs fried vs poached vs boiled eggs, French toast vs “eggy bread”, and the very personal politics of salt and sauces.

They also revisit stories about CJ’s American mate visiting the UK, taking on crumpets, Marmite, Cadbury chocolate, Yorkshire pudding and fish and chips for the first time – with honest (and sometimes brutal) reactions – plus reflections on just how different UK and US food culture really is.

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This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ’s holed up in a Marriott near Gatwick and the tech is just about holding together as the lads go long-distance. They kick off dreaming about big-money sponsors and doing the show from beaches around the world, then dive into a properly British rant: should you really get a £150 fine for pouring leftover coffee down a drain in London? That spirals into council “enforcement officers”, government overreach, broken windows theory, and whether targets are turning minor nonsense into big money spinners.

From there, it’s onto septum rings, TikTok hot takes and the “white saviour liberal” look, as they debate whether certain trends make people more attractive, less attractive, or if it’s actually just about how you feel about yourself. We also get Cat of the Week, with Faith – a paralysed cat who somehow relearns to walk – and a truly horrific “Am I the Asshole?” Reddit story involving a disastrous bathroom incident at a girlfriend’s family dinner and a man who absolutely refuses to own his… output.

CJ also shares stories from his week with an American colleague on his first trip to the UK – culture clashes, British accents, fish and chips, Marmite, and why he might officially be “done” with Premier Inn after discovering the joys of the Marriott.

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Join Ted and CJ as they explore a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of renters' rights and the challenges of modern living to the lighter side of pet antics and the quirks of online interactions.

With personal anecdotes and humorous insights, they delve into the everyday experiences that shape our lives. Tune in for a mix of thoughtful discussion and lighthearted banter. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more engaging content!

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Dive into the latest episode of the CJ and Ted Show, where chaos meets comedy! This week, CJ and Ted tackle everything from the quirks of British culture to the hilarity of Comic Con adventures.

Listen as they share tales of tech mishaps, including the infamous camera blurs and audio glitches, and reminisce about their early podcasting days. With discussions on creative blocks, reaction videos, and the joys of dog-sitting, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and insights. Don't miss out on the fun—hit play and join the conversation! 

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On this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, things get real (and a bit ridiculous) as they dive into the ups and downs of relationships—especially when one person’s doing way more than the other.

There's a classic Reddit Am I The Asshole? post about money, family, and awkward expectations in a blended household, and CJ and Ted aren’t holding back. Plus, the pair reveal their guilty pleasures—some of which might surprise you. It's a mix of straight-talking, laughs, and the usual sideways look at modern life.

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Is the five-day grind a thing of the past? In this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, we dig into the growing calls for a four-day workweek and what it might mean for productivity, mental health, and our overall quality of life. We also explore how AI is changing the way we work – for better or worse – and whether all of this could reshape the future of jobs altogether. Expect personal stories, unexpected tangents, and the usual mix of opinion and honesty.

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