The CJ & Ted Show

This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ is still holed up in a hotel near Gatwick, battling dodgy Wi-Fi, 5G hotspots and overpriced room service, while Ted is back at home holding the fort. With Halloween in full swing, they dive into why it still feels like an imported bit of American nonsense in the UK, the awkward reality of trick-or-treating, and the rise of the over-decorated, jump-scare neighbour.

From there it’s straight into Bonfire Night and Guy Fawkes – the strange British tradition of celebrating a failed plot by burning an effigy, setting off fireworks at all hours, and traumatising pets and neighbours in the process. That then somehow turns into a full-blown food and breakfast deep dive: haggis vs black pudding, the state of hotel breakfasts, scrambled vs fried vs poached vs boiled eggs, French toast vs “eggy bread”, and the very personal politics of salt and sauces.

They also revisit stories about CJ’s American mate visiting the UK, taking on crumpets, Marmite, Cadbury chocolate, Yorkshire pudding and fish and chips for the first time – with honest (and sometimes brutal) reactions – plus reflections on just how different UK and US food culture really is.

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This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ’s holed up in a Marriott near Gatwick and the tech is just about holding together as the lads go long-distance. They kick off dreaming about big-money sponsors and doing the show from beaches around the world, then dive into a properly British rant: should you really get a £150 fine for pouring leftover coffee down a drain in London? That spirals into council “enforcement officers”, government overreach, broken windows theory, and whether targets are turning minor nonsense into big money spinners.

From there, it’s onto septum rings, TikTok hot takes and the “white saviour liberal” look, as they debate whether certain trends make people more attractive, less attractive, or if it’s actually just about how you feel about yourself. We also get Cat of the Week, with Faith – a paralysed cat who somehow relearns to walk – and a truly horrific “Am I the Asshole?” Reddit story involving a disastrous bathroom incident at a girlfriend’s family dinner and a man who absolutely refuses to own his… output.

CJ also shares stories from his week with an American colleague on his first trip to the UK – culture clashes, British accents, fish and chips, Marmite, and why he might officially be “done” with Premier Inn after discovering the joys of the Marriott.

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Join Ted and CJ as they explore a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of renters' rights and the challenges of modern living to the lighter side of pet antics and the quirks of online interactions.

With personal anecdotes and humorous insights, they delve into the everyday experiences that shape our lives. Tune in for a mix of thoughtful discussion and lighthearted banter. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more engaging content!

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Dive into the latest episode of the CJ and Ted Show, where chaos meets comedy! This week, CJ and Ted tackle everything from the quirks of British culture to the hilarity of Comic Con adventures.

Listen as they share tales of tech mishaps, including the infamous camera blurs and audio glitches, and reminisce about their early podcasting days. With discussions on creative blocks, reaction videos, and the joys of dog-sitting, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and insights. Don't miss out on the fun—hit play and join the conversation! 

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On this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, things get real (and a bit ridiculous) as they dive into the ups and downs of relationships—especially when one person’s doing way more than the other.

There's a classic Reddit Am I The Asshole? post about money, family, and awkward expectations in a blended household, and CJ and Ted aren’t holding back. Plus, the pair reveal their guilty pleasures—some of which might surprise you. It's a mix of straight-talking, laughs, and the usual sideways look at modern life.

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Is the five-day grind a thing of the past? In this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, we dig into the growing calls for a four-day workweek and what it might mean for productivity, mental health, and our overall quality of life. We also explore how AI is changing the way we work – for better or worse – and whether all of this could reshape the future of jobs altogether. Expect personal stories, unexpected tangents, and the usual mix of opinion and honesty.

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This episode takes a more thoughtful turn as Ted shares stories from his latest travels, along with some of the odd encounters and memorable moments along the way. We also take a moment to acknowledge the passing of Charlie Kirk – a figure who came up often on the show and whose death gave us pause to reflect.

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In this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, we get into the chaos of renting and the ridiculous state of house prices in the UK right now. We also talk through the UK’s new Online Safety Act – what it means, why it’s controversial, and how it could impact free speech online. As ever, there’s a healthy mix of honest opinions, relatable chat, and a few laughs.

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It’s hot, they’re tired, and one of them is dangerously close to starting a bacon-based argument with themselves. This week on The CJ & Ted Show, the duo return with tales of heatwaves, hot cars, and hotter tempers. CJ shares his low-budget methods for cooling down a vehicle (spoiler: they may involve panic and a flannel), while Ted questions the emotional depth of gifting someone a fry-up.

From the dangers of leaving bacon unattended in a heatwave to the ethics of silent treatment as a communication tool, nothing is safe. They also dive into birthday gift disasters, toxic relationship red flags, and whether AI can tell you why your last three relationships failed. And somewhere in the middle of all that? Investment tips. Probably not good ones, but tips nonetheless.

As always, expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected insights, and a lot of “just run, dude.”

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Join CJ and Ted on this week's CJ & Ted Show LIVE!, as they dive into a range of relatable topics including aging, questionable grooming choices, and the surprising side-effects of energy drinks. The hosts share personal experiences dealing with neighbourhood disputes, navigating tricky family dynamics involving in-laws, and humorous frustrations with landlords.

The discussion takes a deeper turn when exploring relationship boundaries, trust issues, and the complexities of communication, including a debate around whether it's acceptable for a pregnant woman to reconnect with an ex! 

CJ and Ted explore stories from Reddit, weigh in on friendship dynamics impacted by personal changes like weight loss, and discuss the importance of personal space and mental well-being.

Of course, the episode wouldn't be complete without a spotlight on iconic internet cats, creative marketing tactics for events, and plenty of practical—and sometimes hilarious—advice.

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