The McKinney Kids appeared in THE "A Christmas Carol" this weekend... 

Tis the season to LIE TO YOUR KIDS! There won't be a problem, provided everyone gets together and agrees to tell the SAME lie! (The social worker said so.)

Then: Luke and John endured a fairly brutal show this week. It wasn't the audience's fault! But they just didn't feel like laughing. 

Later: Why was there so much horsemeat in Victorian England? We still don't know. But the cats were happy about it. 

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We played disc golf today. But we aren't going to talk about that! The Comedian got an email from a random phone number...asking whether it's appropriate for Christians to buy a violent video game for a disadvantaged kid as a Christmas gift.   So... let's talk about Church Giving Trees! (You know what those are, right, Neighbor? Those trees where you pick an ornament and buy a gift for a needy stranger?...)

Later: Sheila Gregoire is man-hating again. Why does it bother some women to hear ANYTHING positive about men/dads/husbands?

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Video is available Here: https://youtu.be/P2GrMNTpz28

Sound Bites

"Can you imagine?"
"It was a former cat."
"Every goal requires God."

In this conversation, we explore a variety of themes ranging from the challenges of pet loss and burial, cultural dilemmas in ordering food, the implications of AI in customer service, to the complexities of setting personal goals. We also delve into humorous discussions about unrated movies, the concept of emotional support animals, and the antics of foul-mouthed parrots in a zoo. Each topic is approached with a blend of humor and insight, making for an engaging dialogue.

Hey, Neighbor!

This begins the busy season...  We had two thanksgivings, Christmas Decorating, and a baby shower packed into the same weekend. 

Then, John got the best Christmas newsletter ever.  (Yes, really!)  If you must send Christmas newsletters to everybody you know, make sure they contain HILARIOUS KID QUOTES.

Later: One of John's friends just became a grandparent for the first time, and....well....  (shrug)

Will it be the best day of your life, when you grandkids are born??? We discuss why the most well-adjusted people seem to be unimpressed with newborns...

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Here's a vague outline of this episode:

00:00 Introduction to Nuts and Bolts
03:01 The Art of Comedy and Writing Techniques
06:02 Teeth Grinding and Dental Humor
09:03 Exploring Music and Generational Changes
12:01 Christian Music in Public Spaces
16:12 Exploring Rural King: A Unique Shopping Experience
18:22 The Incongruity of Muzak in Stores
20:41 Bringing Pets to Unconventional Places
22:25 AI-Generated News Stories: A Fun Game
28:41 The Bear Suit Insurance Fraud Incident
31:46 Unexpected Encounters: Fishing for Submarines
32:21 Submarine Adventures and Fishing Tales
34:08 Cheese Heists: The Great Cheese Heist of 2024
41:49 Potato Negotiations: A Silly Exploration of AI Art

Hey, Neighbor! Luke felt led to pray for his Unbelieving co-worker--but he wonders if he prayed the right way?

Also, should we just ask for "God's Will" to be done every time, or is that kind of a cop-out?

Later: A woman's 10-year-old daughter suddenly stopped walking, and she wants to help you learn how to buy crutches for your child as well.   (That sounds sensational, but she DOES have a Parenting Course.)  Let us explain why social media is full of this nonsense...

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Sound Bites

"I hate rye chips, yeah."
"I hate joy."
"Must be nice to afford hamburger."
"Boy, it's great to have cutlery."
"I'm trying to express my joy."
"Freedom doesn't wait."
"I've never had to say a fun fact."
"I just don't want to get scammed."
"I have a limited experience."
"The internet is forever."

Themes

Wintery Mix and Snack Preferences
The Great Pretzel Debate
Election Results and Public Perception
Navigating Political Conversations
Subtle Expressions of Joy

Allow us to do a birthday party recap, Neighbor!

Emmi Jane successfully turned nine years old, with only a small "Freak Out" involving tiny food and glue...  This wasn't the first time Emmi lost her mind a little bit!

Later:  Is every 11-year-old boy exactly the same??? Pretty much.

And finally:  John told the Internet that boys play with Lego differently from girls, and he's still enduring the backlash.  (You CAN'T make weapons out of Lego! Duh!)

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Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties
05:51 The Dominance of Christmas Music
11:04 Commercializing Thanksgiving Music
18:13 The Culinary Adventures of Warthogs and Iguanas
25:53 Thanksgiving Foods: The Unwanted and Unusual
32:21 The Weight of IQ: Family Dynamics and Social Awareness
40:50 The Lunchroom Legend
51:04 The Hot Pocket Hazard
58:10 IQ and Ignorance

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