The Comedy Button

We try to find out what pets are allowed in prison, discuss the oeuvre of Harvey Keitel's junk, and ponder becoming some real shady Christmas tree farmers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

It's a question we've all had during our lives: Collectively speaking, which Hogwarts house would the Comedy Button belong to? This week, at Kristin's insistence, we take the Harry Potter Sorting Hat quiz and find out (and remember, Ryan is definitely Ravenclaw, guys). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We debate the true meaning of the idiotic half-meme we created in last week's episode, dunk on Steve Bannon, go through the whole California disaster checklist, and pontificate on roller coaster bathroom etiquette. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Happy 450th episode to us! To celebrate, Kristin tells us about a really awkward class trip to Europe, we give a chin-stroking review of all the celebrities on Cameo, and -- since we won't be visiting any theaters anytime soon -- we revisit our favorite childhood moviegoing experiences. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Buckle in for some spooky tales of haunted catacomb tours and serial killers, then listen to a bunch of thirty-somethings try to figure out PAW Patrol, explain what ska is, and determine what sorts of dessert islands we'd want to be trapped on. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Join us as we peek into some very weird new corners of Pornhub, get hyped for the new roaring '20s, and recall all those signature family holiday dishes that we hate. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Somehow-first-time host Scott Bromley delivers the most reductive show intro we've ever done, we try to build the perfect Frankenstein's monster out of the Comedy Button cast, all the worst (and some of the best) restaurants make an appearance, we reboot the Avengers with an all-star wrestler cast, and Brian updates us on his feud with sworn enemy Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Kristin hung out with James Marsden at GameStop, Steven Seagal is one weird dude, and we somehow have a second conversation about Coyote Ugly in the span of a month. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We ponder the inevitable future TikTok presidency, discover Schrodinger's Representation, remember how warped sex education and anti-drug PSAs got during the '80s, and deliver some of the most amazing Quibi show pitches anyone has ever heard. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

We get to hear Kristin's first impressions of us, vote on the most bangable U.S. President, and recall the time that Big Bird almost exploded. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Here at the Comedy Button, we believe that our current moment in history matters. Find out how to help here: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/