The Comedy Button

Brian has learned a terrifying, brain-scarring new truth about horses. Also, Ryan becomes God for a minute, and creates the world's most horrific nightmare animal (and we want your fan art). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.

What interesting life statistic would we want to know when we die? We're science boys today, everyone! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

We have a serious talk about mental health, and a somehow equally serious talk about how many circus peanuts would kill a person. We swear that the former has nothing to do with the latter. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

One of us is finally becoming a father -- and he's never been more terrified. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Do all those those farm animals really believe they can get away with their hate crimes and loitering? Not if Cowlumbo the Cow Detective has anything to say about it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Which one of us had a kids' birthday party in his 30s (hint: It's not who you think)? What are the worst (and best!) ice cream flavors? What is the dumbest pop culture monster? What's the tallest animal that a man can pee over? We only ask the hard questions here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we have some adventures in FOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Except for Ryan, because he orders Subway sandwiches like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Dude needs to have his head checked. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

You know who's better than everyone at everything? Kevin frickin' McCallister. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

It's hard to lose someone you love -- and believe us, we know. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Why are boobs weird (according to a woman)? What constitutes a god-tier pangus? And what should you shave before visiting a Japanese spa? Let's get this year off to a properly dumb start! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.