The Comedy Button

Real-life pro chef Andy Lunique is on hand to teach Ryan... nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's hopeless. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Andy Lunique.

We don't know what dating is like, since we're all old and married... but our favorite cool sitcom character Zach Ryan is here to educate us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Zach Ryan.

Anthony Carboni drops by for a Snakequake update, Andi Gutierrez reflects on handling social media for major brands, and we debate whether we'd rather spend the night on an inflatable mattress or inside a haunted school bus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Anthony Carboni and Andi Gutierrez.

The always-positive Jared Petty joins us once again to reminisce about the random grab-bag of treasures that was the physical video rental store. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Our pal Marty Sliva definitely has some first-hand experience with a particular kind of snake on a plane. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Our wonderful friend Jared Petty drops by to share his unbridled optimism in the midst of this stupid, broken world. Also: Horses are scary, body-switching comedies are cool, and circus peanuts suck. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Our pal Mike Drucker drops by to talk about buying games drunk, all the stupid dumb politics, and writing science stuff for Bill Nye. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

It's time for some fashion tips with the Comedy Button! We're here to tell you what hat goes best with your crushing insecurity, the one time that you don't look fully stupid in shorts, and how many Internet tutorials it takes to tie a tie. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Don't look behind the curtain of the fun things that you enjoy, unless you want to be scarred for life like us! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Fun fact: Even the most awful and idiotic creations on Earth can, against all rational odds, garner at least a few fans. Yes, that's right... some of us really liked GoBots when we were young and stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.