I babble about a homeless guy, loved ones sharing content, offensive rap lyrics, personal problems I need to work on, and the direction of humanity.

I babble about farts, math, men’s tempers, getting laid as a fat fuck, fuckboi lifestyle, confessions, and moving on from relationships.

I babble about going to Bangladesh, the Chinese being good at business, dead relatives, sexless marriages, inherent goodness of human beings, and being a fat fuck.

This’ll get heated. I babble about Bangladeshi stereotypes, vaccines, ghost rape culture and feminism, Deepak Chopra, Meghan Markle, Twitter Spaces vs Clubhouse, and the definitive monologue on FINALLY giving women equal rights with men!

I babble about Chinese steamboat, my ancestors, racism, Mala, sex with spirits and loving life.

I babble about jellyfish, how ugly one must be to be considered a 2/10, shit, yeast infections, being thrown off tall buildings, people who throw away their lives at a high flying career, and dominating men.

I babble about almost dying; why I’d make a great musician; killing myself, people in general and gay people; and the inevitable feminisation of society and why it’s a good thing.

I babble about getting a Chinese girlfriend, what I would change about this country, genocide, pigs, chocolate, Chinese money, Ralph Lauren Polo Tees and vagina sizes.

I ramble about sex cramps, BDSM, capitalism, people who complain too much, pre-covid life, law, and a listener has a problem (the type of problem when you go online ya know what I’m sayin?).