I babble about loving masks, plankton, dog breeding, daily covid cases, and vaginal pains.

Dedicated to Tiqah Rahman. I babble about American things, cavemen, blowing up on the internet, twitter hate, and whether we all see the same colours.

I babble about how I can keep making jokes 6 days a week, dim sum, sticking up for Americans when everyone calls them stupid, and I read about a list of “problematic” celebrities.

I babble about cartoon nostalgia, Malaysian nostalgia, angel number 666, and how The Comedy Podcast started.

I babble about the top turnoffs, phone notifications, Nerf guns, haircut from a gay barber, the Texas blizzard, and technology rage.

I babble about Formula 1, mutton, having more male listeners, people saying I look like shit, KDramas, fans from Kenya, and polygamy.

I babble about angry Asian noises, my weekend, ex killing me in a dream, caveman porn, porn fluffers, circumcision pain, and everything around us trying to kill us (and why we let that happen).

I babble about technocrats on Clubhouse, earphones problems (AGAIN), email spam, phone addiction, James Harden’s beard, horny cats, DidikTV, and toxic social media.

I babble about accents, hate tweets, peeing on Tikt0k Live, trying out a new hairstyle, and answering listener questions about interracial peepeetouching.

I babble about wireless earphones, being “official”, Tikt0k Community Guidelines, Radio DJs, and big chains vs independant F&B.