I babble about a lizard, angel numbers, the amazing reason I got banned from live, the similarities between technology and toxic relationships (rant), postmen asking for my personal information, and a white guy begging near my office.

I babble about diarrhoea dumplings, valentines day diet, boner quality, younger brother running away, and cavemen pillows.

I babble about Beats by Dr Dre, sounding too sexy on the microphone, cigarette addiction, foreign workers, my best friend shooting me, basketball and masturbation, and my listener is in love with his best friend.

I babble about Chinese New Year, Covid numbers tanking, silly audio equipment salesmen, and a sex education email.

I babble about the bed being an a-hole, chess, and how human being are just like milkshakes.

I babble about David Guetta, Chinese clock factories, iPHONE NOTIFICATIONS, Clubhouse, and jerking off knee problems.

I babble about annoying “productive” people, having big clumsy fingers, the Superbowl, self-centered cats, and a listener email.

I sing a frog song. I babble about global warming, the new app Clubhouse, my horny “friend” Chong, Nasi lemak and IG dick pics.

I babble about teaching my partner about the universe, people making fun of my nose, and fish as pets.