I babble about tiger dancing, underpants, homecooked food and women who make the first move.

I babble about how humans are like computers with our holes, seeing my woman yesterday, nofapstreak over, and peepeetouching in public.

I blubber on about sleep talking, pastor onlyfans, ghost stories and doing it before you’re ready.

I bring up some more amazing questions that my woman asked. I rant about women who attach each other, getting stuck in traffic during lockdown. And making out with morning breath.

I blew up and man did people get triggered. I talked WITH Alex Hooper from America’s Got Talent. I talk about human evolution and the amazingness of the anus.

I rant about some stupid f*ck on instagram, women (surprise), hooking up with women of non-(white/asian/latino/arab/european/antarctic) descent, disgusting pomade, and GAMESTONK.

Can the Mongols take over the world again? Netherlands is getting f*cked. I rant about 5G (it’s not conspiracy!). Japanese vibrators, and then some *woman*’s article online made me rage.

Yea it’s reached the point where they’re taking anal swabs. I share a story of how I dated a spectacular white girl in Malaysia.

I shit on Singaporeans. Make fun of the Bri’ish. And explain why a certain country in the East would lose a war against the USA. NO DOUBT. But the reason is not well known.

I continue from yesterday’s dating advice and give you more unusual tips on getting the WAP. I ramble on about sexist emojis, Chinese basketballers, HD porn being too real, VERY obscure podcasts and the end of my dry spell.