The Complete Guide to Everything

We're smack dab in the middle of summertime, so this week we're talkin' ice cream. And boy oh boy, do we have a lot of opinions about ice cream. If you enjoy listening to two grown men talking about desserts very passionately, this is the episode for you. We also coin a new phrase that is sure to take the world by storm, and solve a listener's problem about when to shake hands and when to hug.

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It’s Tim and Tom Talkin’ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Except neither of them has seen the new movie, so mostly it’s just talking about the old movies, TV shows, video games, action figures, comic books, ice pops, pizza, etc. Also, Tim reveals what he played with as a child instead of action figures like a regular kid!

This week we cover it all, folks: from baths to showers to brushing your teeth. Everything you need to know about proper personal hygiene is covered. Plus we explore a minor plot point in Back to the Future which may not make any sense, Tom refuses to explain why a cab hailing app has deemed him "influential," and Tim says something gross that needs to be bleeped out. Also we solve a problem from a listener that may or may not be made up.

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Summertime. You know it, we know it. What does it bring? Concerts! Sometimes these concerts have not one, not two, but sometimes three or more bands! We call these "summer concert series" sometimes.

This week we talk about this young man's game as well as the time Tim and Tom went to see Radiohead and didn't understand how concerts work.

This week, Tim tries to rebrand the podcast as a resource for consumers to compare products, beginning with fitness trackers in this episode. Tom doesn't seem all that interested in this plan and spends more time thinking about they lyrics of Stevie Wonder songs. Also, Tim is ready to leave New York City for good because his car was towed.

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This week we’re talking all about haunted houses! Ohhhhhhhhh! Scary! All kinds of haunted houses, from the dinky ones at small-time amusement parks like Adventureland, where Tim shut down an entire ride, to haunted walking tours all about horrific deaths. Also we solve a listener’s problem having to do with some inappropriate photos on a work computer.

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This week we talk about Charles Manson, a man famous for horrible things. Please be warned: Tim and Tom share what may be a somewhat controversial opinion: we don't like him. We make no apologies for this fact.

Also we talk about old department stores and giving gum to the animals at the zoo! We also introduce our brand new segment "The Complete Guide Mailbag." Get in on the fun by sending us mail! Here's our address:

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P.O. Box 395

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Brooklyn, New York 11222-0395

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This week we talk about Tim's trip to the horse track, which did not go well for him. Things go a little off the rails when we discuss the lineage of certain horses and what constitutes a "good horse." There's also a lot of talk about drinking smoothies, buying life-sized wax figures of George Clooney and opening a dangerous amusement park, as well as a staggering amount of product placement.

In a brand new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we tackle a young man's question about an uncle who steals his cigarettes.

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World Cup Fever! This week we’re talking all about the world’s favorite sport: Non-American Football. Mostly though we talk about how Tom enjoys soccer, Tim is indifferent to it and they both agree that a lot of people in Brooklyn pretend to like it when the World Cup happens. Also the return of our world famous segment, The Mundane Bucket List.

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This week, we offer you a taste of our other show, The Complete Guide to Everything: After Dark, mostly because we don't have an actual episode to put out. So instead, please enjoy this episode from the vault (recorded a couple years ago). If you've heard this episode already, we apologize. But listen to it again, maybe you'll hear some stuff you didn't pick up on the first time!

We'll be back next week with a regular episode. Promise.