The guys kick off the episode without Tim, but don’t worry—special guest Brando Calrissian is in the house. They dive into a lively discussion about baseball, comedy influences, and Sean’s latest ‘word of the week.’ Plus, they explore the fascinating history of Green Giant, from humble peas to the towering icon himself. Brando also shares stories from his younger years growing up in Red Bud. They also dive into hilarious listener comments, and, as always, debate the all-important question—what should the listeners be called? Tune in for laughs, fun facts, and great conversation.

The guys kick off the episode with an exciting table upgrade and welcome their guest, comedian Andy Woodhull. Greg shares his love for Randyland, while Andy—who has seven albums under his belt and a deep passion for Cheez-Its—dives into his rarebit family history and even suggests new Cheez-It flavors.

The crew engages in a debate over all variations of Cheez-Its, the quality of Ruby Tuesday, and whether wine and Cheez-Its are an underrated pairing. Tim explores the global reach of the Cheez-It brand, and Greg breaks down Snap’d. And of course, Sean introduces a brand-new "word of the week."

Plus, the debate continues—what should the podcast listeners be called? Andy dives into his family's love for Swisher Sweets, and the conversation leads to the big question—will "The Coterie" become the official fan name for The Consumers? 

Laughs, debates, snack talk.

This week, the guys take a deep dive into Campbell’s—yes, the iconic soup brand. Their friend John Brase hooks them up with some sweet swag, and they couldn’t be more appreciative. Greg shares an inspiring story about never giving up on your dreams, while Tim and Sean take note. Meanwhile, Tim and Greg debate an important question: Just how much of an Eddie Haskell is Sean?

They explore the history of Campbell’s, spanning all the way from Napoleon to Andy Warhol. They also share their favorite Campbell’s classics and veer into medical side topics like lupus, ADHD, and thyroid eyes—could Sean have all three? Listener comments are as hilarious as ever, and the guys weigh in on what their audience should officially be called. Plus, a tasty surprise arrives in the P.O. box.

In this episode, the Guys take a deep dive into the world of Girl Scout Cookies. But first, they kick things off with a wild mix of topics—nicknames, past Starbucks mishaps, and even a nod to The Golden Girls. Then, it's all about the cookies: their history, the recipes, and, of course, the heated debate over favorites (and just how much they should cost). Later, Greg puts Sean on blast—has he secretly been selling cookies door to door? Tim shares a legendary DJ gig with Tone Loc, and the crew reacts to some hilarious listener comments. And with a Cheesecake Factory rep on the way, one question remains—can Sean get fired twice?

This Dairy Queen episode kicks off with a birthday celebration for Tim. Sean and Greg share their recent casino adventures—and their less-than-stellar encounters with pit bosses. The guys break down what makes a great story (Greg prefers his short). Next, they take a deep dive into the origins of Dairy Queen and the unique charm of Texas locations. Their old pals Mookapotomis and Dustin Nickerson get mentions. Plus, is The Coterie the right name for The Consumers group? The listeners weigh in. As always, Sean introduces another freshly minted word of the week.

The podcast is evolving, and with that, we reunite with Randy Cash. Greg might still be recovering from a past spill, while Sean passionately defends the wonders of steam cleaning. The crew takes a deep dive into the history of Planters, with Tim dropping some serious Mr. Peanut knowledge. Lou Ferrigno gets a well-deserved shoutout—turns out, he’s still very much on the map. Listener mail from the Consumers PO Box delivers some top-tier surprises, and the guys reflect on what inspired them to start comedy. To wrap things up, Sean asks the big question: "What is Tourette’s?"

It is Pepperidge Farm Day! Things got a little dicey in Virgina. Randy takes another

beating for his private label proclivities. After a 73 episodes hiatus, Tim tries another

“Mmm Mmm Good” joke. Sean’s word of the week may become an integral part of the

podcast. Greg thinks 250 x 4 equals One Million; Sean’s grammar is an

embarrassment, and Tim struggles with the letter “S”. Tim and Sean double down on

the “Greg’s a bully” talk. We might have a new sign-off!

It’s the long-awaited Nerf episode and we love it.  Sean is heartbroken but hanging in there. Maybe he deserved it for making his sister cry back in the day.  Tim and Greg bring up an old argument.  Randy and Sean referee. Sean takes wordplay to another level.  We are very proud.  Sean checks out for a few minutes.  When you offer to buy at Starbucks, Greg has a couple go-to bits. 

Zoltan Kaszas, Ben, Jerry… It’s a loaded episode. Sean is an emotional wreck over

the Bills game and it turns out, that was probably a good hunch. Greg had a run-in at

Starbucks and Sean fights for him. We find out Tim is ice cream royalty. A lot of talk

about whether Tim’s “DC is the capitol of Virginia” comment last week is the dumbest

thing uttered in the history of the pod. Greg’s tongue is tied – probably 8 Mushmouth

moments. Greg tells some stories about Freddie D, his club owner mentor. Tim makes

a couple attempts at a Deadhead impression and will not reveal his inspiration. The

new shirts make an appearance. Tim foolishly risks our relationship with

Mookapotamus. The fans continue hate on the set and our guest sticks up for us.

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This week, the guys take a deep dive into the world of Uncrustables. Sean kicks things off by celebrating the Bills big win, while Greg shares a hilarious tale about his misadventures with a hybrid car. The trio dive into some big questions: Are Uncrustables throwing shade at Jif, and what’s the secret behind their runaway success? Sean pitches patenting his shirts, but does he have the "flash of genius" it takes? The verdict comes in quick. Plus, a new word of the week shakes things up. Uncrustables take center stage in the NFL, but can they legally own a whole sandwich? And in a shocking twist, the St. Louis Arch weighs in on the show.