The Coping Hour

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro1:17 The Dallas Mavericks are fascists11:23 Sam Presti's days are numbered15:09 NBA contracts beyond my comprehension20:19 The Hawks deserve Trae Young25:05 Golden State is back on the menu29:36 Pistons v Knicks: It begins35:55 Surpassing the "wow" factor of the Luka trade44:46 Absurd cornhole behavior48:57 "Getting my Fiancé to listen to the show" email51:01 Part 1: True crime53:24 Part 2: Sex & The City55:40 Part 3: Death camp in El Salvador1:02:52 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro0:29 Coping Hour absence3:06 The Pistons clinched the 6th seed10:26 Soft beef forming via Malik Beasley15:30 Mike Malone got fired19:47 Jahadist Morant got his coach fired25:35 UCONN Women & Paige Bueckers29:43 Ovechkin breaks the all-time goals record39:14 "What makes a person old?"45:29 Soft recap of The Masters52:04 Jim Nantz55:23 Leicester City / Champions League59:53 Thwarted assassination plot1:05:12 Solo-parenting for the week1:11:55 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro1:01 The New York Yankees are "cheating"?10:39 In defense of Wizards fans (Bathroom Tom)22:01 I'm mad at First Take28:48 A Conservative perspective on the "Signal" thing39:30 Paying attention to the demographics44:09 Coping Hour Census (Gone wrong)1:09:39 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro1:07 Michigan State bounced from the Tournament2:38 The worst feelings in all of sports10:53 Bucks fans.. is it over?22:24 "The Wizards DESERVE Cooper Flagg"38:39 Pistons/Wolves fight live reaction43:31 "Zion Williamson grieving process"49:54 Moriah Mills sighting reported55:01 Taylor Jenkins fired by Memphis57:44 Terry Stotts realization1:01:47 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro1:08 United States "Signal" leak8:00 LeBron went on Pat McAfee for an HOUR?12:15 Stephen A Smith vs LeBron begins14:25 Stephen A Smith's penis gets targeted17:28 This is literally just Drake vs Kendrick19:45 Stephen A invents a scenario22:24 The Stephen A Swift Tour25:59 How nasty is this beef gonna get?32:49 Coping Hour "host" election36:16 "Struggling with complacency"41:13 Getting cake thrown at me45:55 People have begun picking sides!48:14 PRMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro2:03 March Madness having a down year?11:42 Michigan State basketball athleticism15:56 Cooper Flagg is REALLY really really good24:01 Gordon Hayward28:32 "Are All Dynasties the Bad Guys?"42:45 Jaime Jaquez potentially being horny?49:44 "Fade Your Addiction" gambling hotline53:02 "Favorite Alcoholic Drink?" / WNBA1:05:19 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro / Audio Issues Today1:18 The Unstoppable MotorCade8:33 Hovering over the Devin Booker button22:35 Celtics Got Sold / New Owner Syndrome36:56 Most Unlikeable Figures in Sports Media44:35 "I cut my friend off over the MVP debate"52:42 "Big life goal finally achieved"1:00:58 Manchester City & Darwin Nunez1:10:50 The Coping Hour Census1:14:00 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro0:29 St. Patrick's Day4:49 "Springtime in the Southside"7:25 JB Bickerstaff's Unbreakable Culture11:56 Cade Cunningham's Absurd Ejection14:28 It's Time to Bring The Bad Boys Back26:30 March Madness is Officially Here35:22 A Basketball Court That Isn't a Basketball Court40:41 "A Competitor's Bingo Sheet" Set-Up42:57 Can Chappell Roan Have Another It-Girl Moment?46:33 "Shohei Ohtani Has to Make a Choice"48:42 "Donald Trump Dies" Moment51:10 Playboi Carti54:00 Kelce Brother Memecoins56:20 How I Know That Kendrick Won59:12 Draymond Head Coaching1:00:58 Biggest Piece of Post-Succession Monoculture1:04:17 Hawk Tuah Rebrand1:06:52 Frank Ocean Releasing Albums1:09:25 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro0:29 Significance of March 14th (Drake)5:23 Watching a traffic stop happen from my house9:47 The Male Experience12:22 Watching Trump on The Apprentice19:19 We Live in Time21:02 Sex and boobs on television25:45 Michigan State basketball on a rocket37:12 "Strange Youth Basketball Situation"44:25 The Detroit Pistons Playoff Push59:56 I will be seeing Manchester United this July1:03:05 Champions League Round of 161:15:48 Spotify question1:17:54 PRIMARY CONTROL

email in to the show: [email protected] 0:00 Intro1:13 "What are you?" Oompa Loompas6:06 The Coping Hour Civil War12:50 Trump's Congressional Address22:50 Counter Culture & Monoculture35:20 NBA Players who are "basketball" smart46:38 James Harden had an Obama game50:12 The Coping Hour Census53:07 "Vacationing With Family" email1:07:18 Premier League coming to America1:13:40 High in the Drive Thru1:16:23 PRIMARY CONTROL