0:00 Intro

0:49 Brief update on the baby

2:56 The worst Pistons season of my life is officially over

17:22 The Coping Hour's Official NBA Playoff Predictions

1:01:48 Crowning an NBA Champion for the 2024 season (great brain)

1:08:44 Drake responded to Kendrick & pretty much everyone else

1:18:04 Outro

0:00 Intro

0:39 Things I Saw This Week: Doc Rivers is a knucklehead

3:47 An unexpected oral history on Kevin Love's career

13:08 Doris Burke

14:35 A Victor Wembanyama spiel

18:09 I'm officially over the MVP conversation #SnoozeFestAlert

24:19 The "zero free throw" Celtics game

26:16 A half-baked Wilt Chamberlin take

28:02 The show starts going south

30:14 "Allen Iverson was pornography"

35:56 Another Pistons email reading

38:03 Cooking up a Knicks trade on the fly

41:03 The show keeps getting worse + Solar Eclipse Talk

46:12 PRIMARY CONTROL

0:00 Intro

2:00 John Calipari's out at Kentucky

6:15 Caitlin Clark lost her natty -- South Carolina was GOOD

10:13 Temperature check on Spurs fans

11:18 Who's going to go after Donovan Mitchell?

16:35 Are we prepared for the Miami Play-In Renaissance?

20:12 Eastern Conference storylines in the final week

24:47 Re-thinking NBA Awards + Luka might be my MVP now

29:18 Western Conference standings check-in

31:05 Doing an on-air Tankathon spin

34:56 Recapping a weird Bulls/Knicks experience

41:00 Seeing Shohei Ohtani in person was an out of body experience

43:38 A dystopian experience at the Apple Store

49:10 Outro

0:00 Intro

1:03 Malachi Flynn's 50-point performance for Detroit

6:46 The Knicks are alive & I might be in love

16:20 Zeitgeist pivoting to Luka for MVP?

21:26 Things that I love about Sabonis

24:06 Women's College Hoops is officially back on the menu

28:30 A look at the standings around the NBA heading into the playoffs

34:46 The Spurs do NOT need more cool stuff!

36:18 What big star will be next up on the trade block?

41:28 Addressing the Miles Bridges allegations

44:54 The Pistons FO is about to do something suuuuuper dumb

52:35 J Cole responded to Kendrick !

54:42 The closing chapter of the Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear fight

1:00:05 PRIMARY CONTROL