We start the show off with some pre-Food Court food talk that included learning about what Afton's husband Ryan calls "brown dinner." Then we really lean into the food news with lots of potato talk. Plus Tuesday Tidbits, new slang words and a scientific update on toilet seat covers.

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It's St. Louis Burger Week so we had Liz from St. Louis Magazine and Mike from Hi-Pointe stop by with delicious burgers! Plus we had Strong Opinions and talked about dumb things we did as youths.

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It's Friday so Lance Hildebrand joined us for some Missed Connections and we think one of them has a real chance to find each other. Let's make it happen! Plus, another hilarious Finally Friday song from Brando.

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Tim Convy was up to filling the shoes of the absent Afton for the day and the early reviews say he did a great job. You be the judge!

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The back-to-school stress and having to get a station photo taken has really gotten to Afton. So much so that she doesn't even know what day it is. Plus, Courtney has more food for the gang to try and she set up an amazing Who's On The Hotline Interview. Also, Brando has beef with Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Tuesday Tidbits inspired the title of this episode when Courtney shared a crazy fact about Abraham Lincoln. We also tried some Trader Joe's fan favorites and played a new game involving Afton's love for TikTok.

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It's back to school season so we shared our some of our school memories, including how Courtney wasn't favored because of her "dirty blonde" hair so she never got to play Mary in the school Christmas program. Afton tells the tale of almost vomiting at school and her teacher wheeling her to the bathroom in a desk chair. And Brando watched a highly inappropriate cartoon in class.

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It's International Cat Day so we provide steady reminders about adopting Gretchen and Reggie, the cats Brando fostered. Plus we get a Finally Friday Song about Tim's ear wax problem and we get The Ick with Lance Hildebrand.

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Did we go to the Herb Alpert show last night? No, we sure didn't. Did we end up mentioning Herb Alpert a bunch for some reason? Yup. Plus we unveil the new What's Poppin' with Afton segment and we get into some family drama in Court's Court.

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Things that are great for radio...miming and dancing...we do both today. Plus, another First Five Notes Loser and Wheel of Questions.

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