My guest for this episode of the Crime Cafe podcast is crime writer Ed Zuckerman.
Check out his wealth of experience a freelance journalist, as well as his work as a debut crime writer!
You can download a copy of the transcript here!
Debbi (00:52): Hi everyone. My guest today has what most people would consider to be a pretty interesting resume. He began his career as a journalist writing about zombies, killer bees, talking apes and other subjects for Rolling Stone, Spy, the New Yorker, Harpers, Esquire, and many other magazines. He has written two nonfiction books, The Day After World War III and Small Fortunes then moved into writing for television drama, including more than 50 episodes of the original Law and Order, Blue Bloods, and Law and Order SVU. I have that right, don’t I? SVU?
Ed (01:35): That’s correct.
Debbi (01:36): Alright. It’s my pleasure to introduce my guest, Ed Zuckerman. Hi, Ed. Good to see you here.
Ed (01:43): I’m happy to be here. Thanks for having me.
Debbi (01:45): Well, it’s my pleasure, believe me. And wow. I mean, your guest post just tells an amazing story, and it struck me that you found the information initially in a book where a lot of people would’ve just stopped and said, oh, I got a book about Nigerian police. That’ll do. But you took it farther. You talked to the author and then you went to Nigeria.
Ed (02:10): That’s right. That’s right. Well, I was a journalist, but the first part of my, I’ve always been a writer, but my first part of my career, I was a journalist, ended up doing a lot of research and enjoyed the travel and enjoyed the research.
(02:21): And when I came up with the idea for my novel Wealth Management, one of the characters is a detective from Nigeria who shows up in Switzerland to investigate a crime. Geneva, Switzerland is where the story is set. And instead of just making stuff up about Nigerian police, especially nowadays with concern about being authentic and not making who you’re writing for, who writing about, I thought I would find and meet some Nigerian policemen, which was easier said than done. I can retell the story or it’s in the blog post that I put on your website. So what do you?
[I]nstead of just making stuff up about Nigerian police, especially nowadays with concern about being authentic and not making who you’re writing for, who writing about, I thought I would find and meet some Nigerian policemen, which was easier said than done.
Debbi (02:58): I will link directly to the website.
Debbi (03:00): I think they should read it because really it’s a remarkable story to read.
Ed (03:05): The short version. I ended up going to Nigeria, which is a tough top. People don’t go to Nigeria. Nigerians don’t need you, and they expect the same. Tourists are not especially welcome, and you have to be all careful watching your step over there.
People don’t go to Nigeria. Nigerians don’t need you, and they expect the same. Tourists are not especially welcome, and you have to be all careful watching your step over there.
Debbi (03:22): Interesting. Very interesting. And the police are not always cooperative.
Ed (03:28): They didn’t see any reason to cooperate with me, but I did arrange some contacts as I described in my blog post that you can read on the Crime Cafe website.
Debbi (03:37): I will be sure and put a link into the notes with this episode for sure.
Debbi (03:43): Yeah. And you’re giving away a copy of the book as I understand it.
Ed (03:47): Yes, I am. I have a few left.
Debbi (03:50): Awesome, excellent. Because I got to tell you, I’m reading it now and it’s very, very compulsive reading. Short chapters. Well-written.
Ed (04:01): Well, I did write for a TV for a long time, and for better or worse, the book is structured a little bit like a TV script with short chapters and a lot of dialogue and a good story I hope, but also a substantial dose of humor.
Debbi (04:16): I’ve noticed that since I’ve taken up screenwriting, my writing has gotten shorter. I mean, it just happens. I think it happens when you go into screenwriting mode. You start being aware of how many words you’re using to say something.
Ed (04:33): Right. You just don’t, I mean, some famous writer, I forget who it was about something he had written and he said, if I had more time, I could have written less.
Debbi (04:43): Yes, exactly. Yeah. Choosing your words carefully is very important. I have to ask, you did such an interesting variety of topics in magazines in your work. How did you break into writing things like this for magazines?
I felt like I was born writing. I was a little kid. I was writing little stories and poems when I was eight years old. In college, I was very involved with the school newspaper.
Ed (05:01): I felt like I was born writing. I was a little kid. I was writing little stories and poems when I was eight years old. In college, I was very involved with the school newspaper. It’s really all I did in college was work on, which was a daily newspaper that led to some newspaper work, some freelance work and, I’m dating myself, but in the 1980s, being a freelance magazine writer was a good thing to be. That’s when magazines existed. Nowadays, it was pre-internet, and I moved to New York and it was a great field, and once you had done one good article somewhere, it would lead to another article. You’d follow an editor from one place to another, and it just kind of grew organically.
(05:45): But nowadays, just that whole business has totally changed. But it gave me a great chance. I mean, magazines would send me all over the world to do articles. It was great for a young person, which I was then.
Debbi (06:03): Well, that’s really great. That’s fantastic. What was it that inspired you to write Wealth Management?
Ed (06:10): Well, actually, I’d been writing for TV for a long time at that point, and I’d done well over a hundred crime stories from Law and Order and other shows. So my mind was in that realm, and I think the germ of it was after 9-11. It was terrible then, needless to say, there was a report that somebody had shorted airline stocks right before, and as you probably know or may know, if you short a stock, you make money if the stock price goes down. And of course, airline stocks went down drastically for a while after 9-11 because no one was flying and it was actually investigated whether or not Osama Bin Laden or people in league with them had decided to make money off that attack by shorting airline stocks. And it was investigated by the FBI and the SEC. And it turned out it was a total coincidence.
I’d been writing for TV for a long time at that point, and I’d done well over a hundred crime stories from Law and Order and other shows. So my mind was in that realm, and I think the germ of it was after 9-11.
(07:02): I mean, on any given day, someone is shorting every stock in the world probably, and so someone had shorted the stocks and made a lot of money from the tragedy, but it was like some investor from Nebraska or something. So it was totally innocent. But it occurred to me a few years later that after the Islamic State withdrew from its so-called [illegible] in Iraq, when it had not a territory, while when it withdrew from Mosul, which is their capital, big city in Iraq, there was a bank there and they looted the vault of hundreds of millions of dollars in cash as they retreated. They also had a lot of money for terrorizing their own population back when they had controlled territory. They even had, they had Islamic state traffic police who were fining drivers for driving with broken taillights. So they were in retreat, but they had a lot of money and they may have been stupid or not stupid. They may have been evil and/or crazy, but if they weren’t dumb, what would they do with all this money? Maybe they could start investing it, and what if they began investing at shorting stocks in companies that they were going to blow up soon thereafter. So that was part of the basis of the idea. And then I devised the characters and the situation and the love triangle and the drama and the tension and whatever else I managed to cram in there.
Debbi (08:26): Right. Well, it does read a little like a television show then.
Ed (08:34): Well, perhaps it reads like a television show, but a good television show, I hope.
Debbi (08:37): These days, television shows can be really addicting, they’re so well written.
Ed (08:42): Well, nowadays, it is sort of a golden age of television again. Every 10 years is a new golden age, but …
Ed (08:48): And also I kept it short and moving quickly, because I get bored with scenery in novels. I don’t really care what the weather is like. People go on and on. Some writers go on and on about the beautiful mountain across the way, and … get to the point, tell me a story and let’s move this along. And that’s what I like to read. And so I wrote the way I like to read.
I kept it short and moving quickly, because I get bored with scenery in novels. I don’t really care what the weather is like. People go on and on. Some writers go on and on about the beautiful mountain across the way, and … get to the point, tell me a story and let’s move this along.
Debbi (09:18): Awesome. That’s music to my ears really. How long did it take you to write the novel?
Ed (09:26): Longer than I thought. I thought. I thought, oh my God, I’ve written a hundred, more than a hundred TV scripts in a week or two. But it was harder than I thought, it took longer than I thought. Probably a couple of years, including the research and the travel. And in a TV script, if you’re writing a scene about Debbi and Ed having a conversation in a restaurant, you write interior restaurant night, Debbi and Ed are sitting at a table, and then it’s just dialogue. In a novel. You have to …
Debbi (09:59): Create the scene.
Ed (10:00): What they’re thinking, what it looks like, what’s going on. You can’t just do that. So I mean, I once knew a writer, he’s since deceased, a bestselling writer, Stuart Woods, and when I met him, he was writing two books a year, and they were all bestsellers, you probably know of Stuart Woods.
Debbi (10:20): I’ve heard the name.
Ed (10:21): And I was having drinks with him one night and he said, you know, Ed? My agent said, if you’re writing two books a year, Stuart, they’re all bestsellers. Could you write three books a year? And he said, yeah, sure. Why not? I’m not a fast writer.
Debbi (10:40): Some people can do that. I can’t.
Debbi (10:46): How much research, how many hours of research do you think went into that novel?
Ed (10:51): Oh, I mean, hundreds. I mean, just life in Nigeria alone.
(10:56): The book is about money laundering and dirty money and Wall Street and how investment banks work and how both managers work. And I’ve never worked in finance, but I had some friends and new people on Wall Street, and they introduced me and I would interview them. It was like I approached my novel writing using my background as a journalist as well as a TV writer. So I learned a lot about money laundering and terrorist financing and these voluminous reports by these international organizations. And I mean, it can be really boring after a while, but you learn to cherry pick the best examples.
I’ve never worked in finance, but I had some friends and new people on Wall Street, and they introduced me and I would interview them. It was like I approached my novel writing using my background as a journalist as well as a TV writer.
(11:33): The research was the easy part. Then I had to like, oh, I’m not going to make an omelet out of all this stuff.
Debbi (11:38): Exactly. Right. Exactly. Harder than it sounds. What kind of writing schedule do you keep?
Ed (11:50): A really awful one. I read about these people who get up at 4:00 AM and wait for three hours before the kids go to school or something. I get up, I have to check my email for a while. I read the papers at breakfast, then it’s going to be time for lunch. And so I usually have a quota, a very modest quota per day, and I don’t usually get to until mid- or late-afternoon. And if I write a few good pages, great, I’m done. Which is why I don’t write one book every four months, it’s why I write one novel every 65 years.
Debbi (12:30): So your next one won’t be out for a while then?
Ed (12:33): It’s going to be a while. Actually, I was going to set a sequel of some of the same characters in St. Petersburg, Russia, where my daughter was living weirdly enough. Whose kids go to move to Russia when they finished college? But then Covid happened and Russia was shut down and then war with Ukraine. And so I’ve actually been doing research in Helsinki for another book. Helsinki is very close to St. Petersburg, you may know, and it’s out on the front line of what’s happening in Europe, and they joined NATO. And so anyway, standby. I’ll be back on your show in five years from now.
Debbi (13:12): Cool. Hopefully I’ll be around doing it.
Ed (13:16): Save me a slot. I’m sure you will.
Debbi (13:18): Absolutely. It’s a date. Have you ever read The Helsinki Affair? There’s a book out there called The Helsinki Affair.
Ed (13:27): I haven’t seen that one. I’ve read some books by Helsinki crime writers, but not that one. Do you recommend it?
Debbi (13:34): I do. Yeah. I enjoyed it.
Ed (13:36): Helsinki is a really interesting place. The history there is fascinating. I went to a bar and sat at a table where Vladimir Lenin had sat conspiring with Finnish communists in 1918. It was like, whoa, okay, I’ll sit here.
Debbi (13:56): Oh, wow. That’s even cooler than sitting at the Round Table in New York in that hotel.
Ed (14:04): Yeah, the Algonquin Round Table.
Debbi (14:06): The Algonquin, that’s it. I was there once, saw the round table.
Ed (14:13): Yeah. And there’s still bullet holes in some of the bridges from the Finnish Civil War, and it’s a very interesting place.
Debbi (14:22): I’ll bet. I’ll bet that’s interesting. So what are you working on now?
Ed (14:30): This week? I’m weirdly working on the narration for a documentary about the money from the cryptocurrency in the 2024 election.
Debbi (14:39): Fascinating.
Ed (14:40): It just came out of nowhere. It’s a friend of a friend said, Hey, if you’re not doing anything, can you help us with this documentary?
Ed (14:49): I’m also dealing with brand new grandson, so that’s pretty exciting.
Debbi (14:53): That’s cool. Congratulations.
Debbi (14:56): And you have a good documentary voice.
Ed (15:00): Oh, well, they haven’t asked me to be the narrator, but yeah, I’ve actually, I’ve been told that, but I’ve never done it.
Debbi (15:06): Well, good luck with that. That’s excellent. Let’s see. Oh yeah. I wanted to ask you, what’s the secret for breaking into television writing?
Ed (15:17): Wow, that’s really.
Debbi (15:19): These days.
Ed (15:20): I broke in a long time ago and I got in because I had a friend was working in TV and thought maybe I could do it, and gave me a chance to come in to pitch an idea to Miami Vice.
(15:35): And the people running Miami Vice at the time hired me provisionally to write a script, which ended up being kind of a disaster. But that was my entry through a friend who was a very talented writer who thought I had the talent to do that, and sure I knew how to do it. I turned out an act for it, and then I lasted for a long time. But nowadays, getting in, it’s all micromanaged by the studios and the networks, and hope I don’t get arrested for saying this, but they’ve been focusing on diversity lately, but maybe now that’s illegal. So they’re not focusing on diversity anymore.
Debbi (16:16): Who knows?
There are probably literally millions of people who would like to write for TV, and there are hundreds, maybe a few thousand people doing it.
Ed (16:18): The thing about writing for TV is … for TV or movies. They sort of overlap now more than they used to. There are probably literally millions of people who would like to write for TV, and there are hundreds, maybe a few thousand people doing it. And then the thing that’s weird is that when I worked in TV, which I did for a long time, I was surrounded by some very talented writers and some very mediocre writers. I thought, well, why did this person get in when there’s a million people banging on the door? There’s so many banging on those doors that the agents, who are basically the gatekeepers can’t, I mean, they, I don’t know. The short answer is people move to LA, they get jobs as assistants getting coffee for writers, and you get Harvard Law School graduates begging to be your assistant to get you coffee and do your Xeroxing. Once you’re in the writer’s room as an assistant taking the notes, you can move up. But those jobs are incredibly competitive. Crummy jabs are incredibly competitive. So I don’t know, buy a lottery ticket,
Debbi (17:24): Really. You’re probably better off. Things have gotten really wild as far as all this goes in terms of writing for television, writing for publication, all of it, the internet, so much.
Ed (17:39): Everyone’s a writer. People are self-publishing. When my book came out, it got some nice attention. It got a few very strong reviews, but there’s so many books out there, and my book is not a bestseller, but if anyone wants to buy it, it’s available. Please do. I think you’ll like it. I hope you’ll like it. But it didn’t. To break through that, the clutter.
(18:08): I wrote nonfiction books early in my career as a journalist, and back then a book came out. The publisher will send you, I went on a nationwide book tour and they took ads, and I was on Good Morning America, and I was on the David Letterman show talking. I was on the Today Show, and nowadays your book comes out, and unless you’re already a star or lightning strikes a new writer, which happens sometimes. You give the right book that’s good at the right time and you get picked. But in most cases, they say, well, here’s a copy of your book. Good luck.
Debbi (18:41): Good luck. Yeah.
Debbi (18:43): And you might get a little advance, which will get used up toward promotion or something.
Ed (18:48): I got a little bit, I mean, I did not want to self-publish. I was with a real publisher. I got a small advance and I was one of the crowd that coming out.
(19:03): But I think self-publishing is, some people do very well by it. Do you self-publish or are you published?
Debbi (19:16): I have been self-published since 2009. Yeah, I started it after I lost my, I was with a small press and they went under nine months after I signed a contract with them.
Debbi (19:31): I was trying to find an agent, trying to find an agent. I said, oh, the heck with it.
Ed (19:35): Actually. I have a friend who self-published. He used to be published by a New York publisher, who had a series. I won’t tell his, well, I won’t tell his name. I’ll give some detail. And eventually his series kind of dried up, and Bolger said, and at one point he was spending a few years ago, maybe he’ll be doing it $20,000 a month advertising on Amazon.
Debbi (20:03): See, I would never do that.
Ed (20:04): So when you bought a new Amazon Kindle and took it out of the box, there’s a book on the cover. So his book, his latest book, he writes a book every year would be on the cover. So he told me he was spending $20,000 worth of advertising, but he was taking in $30,000 a month.
Debbi (20:21): Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
Ed (20:23): But it was a business, and he was working just to manage that and God bless him, and it worked great for him.
Debbi (20:31): Yeah, yeah. Well.
Ed (20:33): Little events and anyway.
Debbi (20:35): When Amazon is involved, that kind of thing happens.
Ed (20:41): Yeah. AI books are coming out and …
Debbi (20:47): It’s a mess out there as far as AI goes. I mean, there are good uses of AI and bad uses. That’s what it comes down to. And plenty of people are taking advantage of the bad uses, it seems. What writer most inspired you to become a writer?
Ed (21:08): Well, when I was a kid to loved the short stories of John Updike. He wrote really wonderful prose and Hemingway, some of the Hemingway when I was quite young, and then I began reading the so-called new journalism writers like Tom Walsh, and that’s actually more like what I ended up doing for magazines, Hunter Thompson, writers that were lively and fun, and I aspired to do that. And then in my own way, I did a lot of that.
Debbi (21:48): That’s excellent.
Ed (21:48): I think some people are born with musical talent and some aren’t. I’m not, and I think some people are born with sort of a facility with language in the same way some people built, born with a facility for music. It has to be developed, through creative writing courses in college and all that. Then I caught some lucky breaks. I mean, luck is so important. Luck is that I knew this one guy who worked at TV. It’s just …
I think some people are born with sort of a facility with language in the same way some people built, born with a facility for music. It has to be developed, through creative writing courses in college and all that.
Debbi (22:17): Exactly. Yeah, sometimes it’s just who you know, and what you have access to.
Ed (22:24): Go to a good college. It’s not necessarily what you’re going to study there, but who you might meet there.
Debbi (22:33): I wish I’d known that when I went to college.
Ed (22:38): Well, I don’t know.
Debbi (22:38): I was a dumb kid. What can I say? For a smart person, I was pretty dumb.
Ed (22:44): I think we all were when we were young.
Debbi (22:47): I suppose you’re right.
Ed (22:49): If I could go back knowing then what I know now, I would’ve.
Debbi (22:52): Done this, that, and the other. Of course. Yeah. You can’t do that. And really everything that you do adds up to what you’ve become. So really everywhere you go, there you are. Something like that. That’s true.
Ed (23:07): And you are what you eat.
Debbi (23:09): Exactly. What advice would you give to anyone who’d like to have a career as a writer
Ed (23:18): Write and read. Read a lot. I often found that if I was reading something, the next thing I wrote, I’d be emulating that, kind of imitating what it was in my mind. And so read good stuff, read, read, read, read, read and write for anyone you can write for, any little magazine. I began writing for these weekly newspapers back a million years ago. At one point, I was getting $5 an article for religious news service. I was writing something for them. Try to get published, read, write, and try to get published so you have some good clips and get lucky and try to put yourself in places where you can get lucky. People move to LA, they move to New York, they go to a creative writing program at a good college. They put themselves, they go to these writers’ conferences, these crime writers conferences, Thrillerfest, and some of the others have ways to meet agents, to network, and do those five minute pitch sessions. Sitting alone in your room somewhere ain’t going to suffice it.
[R]ead good stuff, read, read, read, read, read and write for anyone you can write for, any little magazine. I began writing for these weekly newspapers back a million years ago.
Debbi (24:30): Yeah, I agree completely.
Ed (24:32): You need talent and you need luck.
Debbi (24:36): Perseverance, too.
Ed (24:37): Yeah. Although there’s a certain point when you wonder. I mean, I knew some people out in LA wanted to be TV writers, and they were working as assistants and they were getting me coffee, and at a certain point, they were 32 years old and I thought, maybe they should just go now. Know when to cut your losses.
Debbi (25:00): It’s a really tough field to make really a good living at, but you can do it depending.
Ed (25:11): Well, I fell into TV by chance and TV of course enabled me to, gave me the financial resources to get a small advance and then fly to Nigeria. Yeah.
Debbi (25:22): Yeah. So that’s good timing as well as talent.
Ed (25:30): A lot of things added up. Yeah, the right time. I was lucky.
Debbi (25:32): A lot of things add up to, yeah. I mean, there are no, this is the thing. Everybody wants to know. How do you achieve this thing? And it’s like everybody achieves it in a different way. Is kind of what it comes down to. And sounds like you had–
Ed (25:48): I know one guy in LA, everyone else was moving out there. He was a young guy and trying to get jobs as assistants, and he said, I’m not going to do that. He worked as a waiter, but he was a good writer, and somehow he ended up getting a script to the right person and he’s had a good career.
Debbi (26:02): You just never know. You never know when it’s going to happen. Yeah. You have to keep trying. So is there anything else you’d like to add before we finish up?
Ed (26:16): I was going to talk about, no, I think we’ve covered things. Lately. I’ve been reading a writer named Mick Herron. Do you know Mick Herron? He writes the Slow Horses series.
Debbi (26:31): The Slow Horses! Yeah.
Ed (26:32): Which is now on Apple TV, and it’s a big hit. His first few books published and did nothing, and with the third or fourth book in the series, he suddenly broke, and then the previous ones became big. And he’s a writer that I really admire because he tells great spy stories with humor, which I think is very important, and it’s a kind of thing I would emulate. I’ll tell you one other story. When you publish your book, you get these blurbs, you get people you know to say, this is the best novel since Charles Dickens. This is the greatest writer. You take this with a grain of salt. I’ll notice Stephen King blurbs almost every novel that comes out. Five people blurbed my book. Some writers I knew and I was being compared to some really great writers like Elmore Leonard, my embarrassment.
Debbi (27:29): And le Carré.
Ed (27:32): Yeah, le Carré, yeah. So these are great comparisons, but I’m very ashamed to have, so I was in Helsinki doing some research for my next novel, and they went to a sauna. They’re crazy about saunas in Helsinki. I’d go to saunas all the time. So I went to this very upscale sauna and it’s of a chic bar restaurant that had a sauna attached. And I’m sitting in the sauna in my bathing suit, sweating, and there’s a young American couple next to me and we start talking and the woman says, oh, so what do you just, oh, I say, I’m a writer. She says, oh, my boyfriend’s grandfather was a writer. I’m thinking, nowadays, every jerk on the bus is a writer. So I’d say, well, that’s nice. What was your grandfather’s name? And he says, Elmore Leonard. So I say, oh my God, someone compared me to your grandfather on my book cover, and I’m so embarrassed.
Debbi (28:25): Wow. Oh my gosh.
Ed (28:28): Well, you got haunt a sauna in Helsinki, and you’ll run into Elmore Leonard’s grandson, who’s an artisanal baker in a suburb of Detroit, it turns out.
Debbi (28:36): How interesting. That’s fascinating.
Ed (28:40): Nothing to do with my book, but
Debbi (28:42): Well, it’s great. It’s still a great story. That’s awesome. You never know who you’re going to run into out there. Well, I want to thank you for taking the time to talk with us and tell us all these great stories. Thank you.
Ed (28:56): Nice to meet you. Thanks for having me.
Debbi (28:58): It was wonderful to have you on. Thank you. And stick around. We’ll have a bonus episode after this.
Debbi (29:05): Yeah, we do a bonus episode for the Patreon supporters. It’s just like five minutes, like five or 10 minutes.
Ed (29:11): Oh good. Right.
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