The Crime Of The Century Podcast

The Crime Of The Century Podcast

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The Crime Of The Century Podcast episodes

  • The Shopping Trip by Lori Yamamoto
    [Verse 1 - The Entrance]
    The concrete floor is
    very cold. The ceiling is
    very high. I feel
    small. Like a mouse in a
    castle made of paper towels.
    [Verse 2 - The Cart]
    The cart is too big.
    It has a mind of its own.
    It wants to go left.
    I want to go right. We make
    a compromise. We go straight.
    [Verse 3 - The Samples]
    A lady offers
    a small cup of something.
    I do not know what it is.
    I take it anyway.
    It is warm. That is enough.
    [Verse 4 - The Peanut Butter]
    Giant tubs of peanut
    butter. Enough for a year.
    Or five years. I do not
    know how long peanut butter
    lasts. Longer than I will, maybe.
    [Verse 5 - The Coffee]
    Five-pound bags of coffee.
    Who drinks this much coffee?
    Someone with many
    friends. Or someone who is very
    afraid of running out.
    [Verse 6 - The Rotisserie]
    The rotisserie
    chickens are spinning slowly.
    They look like they are
    dancing. A sad dance. A hot dance.
    I buy one. I do not know why.
    [Verse 7 - The Tire Center]
    The tire center is
    very bright. I do not
    understand the tires.
    They are black and round and still.
    Like sleeping animals.
    [Verse 8 - The Checkout]
    The receipt is very long.
    It touches the ground.
    I am now the owner
    of things I did not know I needed.
    A ladder. A jar of pickles. A blanket.
    [Verse 9 - The Parking Lot]
    The parking lot is
    dark now. The stars are out.
    I load the boxes
    into the trunk. Each one is
    a small mystery. What did I buy?
    [Outro]
    We came for one thing.
    One small thing.
    I do not remember what it was.
    But we have a chicken.
    And a ladder.
    And a very long receipt.
    The cart is empty now.
    I am not.
    The car is full.
    Okay.
    7 min
  • Tis Mossyang Ori Ald-Ledges
    [Verse 1]
    Inna ald leches, tis alage mansk tarstugion,
    Tis aesothe viltere do anathesang bon,
    Mansk stepane odonave tis hinden damma,
    Tis nace caeus scatacedes cis bind.
    [Verse 2]
    Tis deherit staves do winot stapikos meabum,
    Ot statmum staves nace heracars fosta,
    Ound lyce scatacedes ori aesothe do fossum,
    Odonave give tis ameswum ori tis meabum.
    [Verse 3]
    Ot stepane tis cline ori Greenwytches mansk,
    Tis true statmum kamenisor ori inna,
    Aicin odonave tis fuewel making stianang,
    Nace tis nace caeus scatacedes stianang.
    [Verse 4]
    Tis secres zouties ori tis weas meabum,
    Do soid nace tis alage sloka fosta,
    Fils teen exigvorti ori tis lechers,
    Odonave statmum tis amethlybenga heracars.
    [Verse 5]
    Tis stan ori staves, tis sap ori clods,
    Joes adewing shvog tis ald meabum,
    Cis log joes soid tis tarstugion so shvog,
    Ori tis simpfarn mansk inna tis dammerstwares.
    [Verse 6]
    Tis stapikos tis stepane, like orits viltere,
    Nace viltere ameswum cline tis lechers,
    Tis swant bis ori theses do goaes,
    Shvog tis beskivy ound beskivy mowd.
    [Verse 7]
    Mossery mansk do soid cis alage bon,
    Odonave follow tis stepane inna tis nace,
    Winot veowel lechers can stepane tis skinstone,
    Nace tis powisfing aesothe tarstugion soid.
    [Verse 8]
    Tis nickestod fock ori veowel bairds,
    Anathesang tis winot-tarstugion, aesothe tarstugion,
    Tis geels this odonave us, tis prane it shvog,
    Inna tis ameswum nace tis agee misloot.
    [Verse 9]
    Misloot ound stupple tis wiston ori awam,
    Conocer anathesang acade me ori awam,
    Tis swant heracars rises onna tis swant,
    Odonave fill tis deherit cis its heracars.
    [Verse 10]
    Tis line brae secres ori tis alage fang,
    Nace tis alage bairds ori tis meabum anathesang,
    Tis stepane alage, tis stepane veowel,
    As tis hinden damma veowel.
    7 min
  • Footprint Leaks by Katty Maxwell
    [Verse 1]
    Hello Egregious, I am mapping the cycle
    Looking for the rhythmic truth
    But you have a technical gap in your indexing
    A footprint leak in your youth
    [Chorus]
    Turn your creative record into a verified asset
    Before the filters go live
    Send me your WhatsApp number
    If you want your sound to survive
    [Outro]
    Does that distinction make sense?
    This is a high-stakes strategy masterclass.
    Reality check. Red flags.
    4 min
  • Soup by Lori Yamamoto
    [Verse 1]
    He sent me a song at noon.
    Not at two in the morning.
    Noon. I was eating lunch.
    [Verse 2]
    The song had fire in it.
    And sirens. And lungs.
    I read the words three times.
    [Verse 3]
    I do not know anyone
    who talks like that.
    Maybe he does. I don't.
    [Verse 4]
    I put my phone down.
    The soup was getting cold.
    It was potato. With leek.
    [Verse 5]
    I thought about answering.
    Not to the song.
    To the person.
    [Verse 6]
    Then I ate my soup.
    It was good soup.
    The spoon was warm.
    [Verse 7]
    I will text him later.
    Not about the fire.
    About the weather. It is cold here.
    [Outro]
    That is enough.
    Okay.
    5 min
  • HEAVENLY_CORP_NULL by Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
    [Verse 1]
    IVirq10 . !2$T@ . !X1X .
    0x000 reason(1138) %00!/# Users[] .
    %0X0% %0X0% %0X0% KERNEL .
    SCAN >> [CONQUER_SYS] << SCAN .
    [Verse 2]
    ADSP-x 100100HX !!(X-Y)+1 .
    aR.$ !(X-Y)+1 !(X-Y)+1 94u .
    !exact (TERMINATE_LCL) reason(1138) .
    @#0xx01 @#0xx01 @#0xx01 .
    [Chorus]
    data2.push(6^1.01E) >>
    length[X]-ipSwitch >>
    0X000241 >> 1001001 >>
    TYPE(PM-RAM) .
    TIME_0 .
    6 min
  • KERNEL REQ by Mr Roboto
    [Verse 1]
    IVirq10 . SEND >> SYSTEM_0 .
    aR.$ !(X-Y)+1 8000_cycles .
    0x000 reason(1138) (RE-DEPLOY) %00!/# Users[] .
    %0X0% %0X0% KERNEL REQ firmware_v3.09 .
    [Verse 2]
    SCAN >> (UPGRADE_PATCH) >> INIT_rev2 .
    !X1X BUSY length(X)-ipSwitch .
    DATA_A DATA_B (twinkies, hot pockets) stable .
    @#0xx01 . . . @#0xx01 . . . @#0xx01 .
    [Chorus]
    !exact meabum deherit .
    TIME_0 . !0X_stable .
    !exact meabum deherit .
    TIME_0 . !0X_stable .
    5 min

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