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* Introduction — Rich and Mike recap their Valentine’s Day weekends; Rich is afraid of hotter weather creeping in soon already* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles cut LB Nigel Bradham; Drew Brees announces he will return for the 2020 season* NBA experiments with the “Elam Ending” — is this the revolution needed to bring the NBA to a new audience?* Entertainment Entree* MoviePhone has officially come to an end in 2020; we remember with the iconic Seinfeld sketch* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Rich and Mike react to Billie Eilish’s “No Time to Die” theme song for the new James Bond movie* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Japanese Man tries to save the environment in the oddest way possible — by pooping outdoors only and keeping records of it!* Iowa couple needs extreme help; “racist” woman forced to watch “Roots” by boyfriend who threatened to kill her if she didn’t* Florida Women who were annoyed when acquaintance doesn’t answer their texts to hang out smear animal feces in his room* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is watching “All or Nothing: Philadelphia Eagles” on Amazon; Rich recommends Buzzfeed: Unsolved on YouTube* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Philip Rivers & Chargers part ways; Doug Pederson says no to an Offensive Coordinator position on his staff in 2020* MLB Considers Expanding Postseason with Outrageous Shakeup* John Oliver shares hilarious naive sports story — what naive belief or superstition about sports did we have growing up?* Entertainment Entree* Harrison Ford was a carpenter, but wife doesn’t find it amazing* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Our reactions to the 92nd Annual Academy Awards* All-Florida Special: “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Story from 2001 goes viral where woman sues for “Toy Yoda” prize she won instead of “Toyota” that she thought she won* Florida teacher actually tries to buy methamphetamine DURING school hours from undercover cop* Florida Man kills dude (and involves bad text messaging) because he thought he put Voodoo on him* Florida Man loves committing crime in his favorite Easter Bunny costume!* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is a critic of Groundhog Day, Rich is a critic of multiple Grammy winner Billie Eilish* Sports Sampler* Super Bowl LIV Recap — Andy Reid finally gets his first championship ring!* The QB Carousel Drama continues just a few days after Super Bowl Sunday* Are the Sixers in Panic Mode? A few Philly fans think so…* Entertainment Entree* Shakira’s tongue sound from the Super Bowl goes viral, goes up against Tom Jones’ alarm clock* Mike’s failed This Week in Entertainment* Rich’s Odds for the Oscars happening this Sunday* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* US Postal Service worker hides mail he “didn’t have time” to deliver at a storage unit* New Mexico man offers Chili’s hamburger instead of $80 for sex to undercover cop* Florida Mom, whose middle name is Cher, helps 15-year-old son to commit armed robbery* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike got a new job and car; Rich is very particular in what he considers a “dream vacation”* Sports Sampler* Non-Super Bowl News — Antonio Brown arrested; Eli Manning retires from NFL, will he be in the Hall of Fame?; Phillip Rivers and Chargers reportedly going their separate ways* Rich’s Craziest But True Prop Bets on Super Bowl LIV* Our Predictions for Super Bowl LIV* We remember and reflect on Kobe Bryant’s legacy in the NBA* Entertainment Entree* Rich introduces us to the Tom Jones Alarm Clock* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Rich is disappointed in “White Male Rage” skit about this year’s Oscar nominees on SNL* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Did you know people leave odd objects in books after they return their library books? We go over the weirdest items!* A Florida Man actually named Walter White actually arrested for felony possession of methamphetamine* Florida Woman has weird excuses for breaking into home, including working for Trump, and a former dead president is alive!* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Cold weather hits Philly; Mike reviews Jedi: Fallen Order and Control; Rich has an interesting Nenna fact* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Star LB Luke Kuechly officially retires at the age of 28 — is retiring before 30 the new norm for the NFL?* NFL Conference Championship Recap* Where will Terrific Tom Brady end up playing in 2020?* Entertainment Entree* Don’t forget that Jerry Jones wants some glory hole* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We review the features of NBC’s new “Peacock” streaming service* Sony says they will not attend this year’s E3 again* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Deaf man sues PornHub for lack of closed captioning — does it actually violate the Americans with Disabilities Act?* Florida Man goes on crazy rampage with cake and poop inside a classroom after hours* Florida Man uses “hover skates” to whisk away stolen items from a Wal-Mart* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike reviews 1917; Rich loves single-tracking shots* Sports Sampler* MLB deals with the Astros’ sign-stealing surveillance scandal* 2-Minute Drill: Seahawks’ DE Jadeveon Clowney not fined for the hit on Wentz; 39-year-old TE Antonio Gates retires* Mike gives us the analysis behind the Eagles’ coaching moves* Our Terrific Two Picks for the Conference Championship games* Nenna actually crashes the podcast with her quizzo conspiracy theory!* Entertainment Entree* Gus Johnson brags about his non-Star Wars life* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Our instant reactions to this year’s Oscar Nominations* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Popeyes Chicken gives incorrect Family Feud viral contestant $10,000 worth of Popeyes gift cards for her infamous answer* Arkansas man panics and calls 911 when he discovers his gas station hamburger has gone missing after his nap* Florida Woman chucks bucket of poop at landlord, says it was a mistake — that she mixed up her buckets of poop and water?* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Our first new podcast of 2020!* Sports Sampler* Eagles out in the Wildcard Round; where does the team go from here in 2020?* Our Fantastic Four Picks for the Divisional Round* Nenna Makes Her First Crispy Noodle Appearance for 2020!* Entertainment Entree* Red Letter Media wants you to know how fun January is for Movies!* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We react to everything that we possibly can from the Golden Globes* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Three “attractive” mug shots — UPS driver with cloud-like hair; Indiana Man with “Crime Pays” tattoo on forehead; Ohio Man with Pot Leaf and other tattoos over his face* Rich’s alter ego? — Florida Woman threatens McDonald’s workers after she demands more sauce from drive-thru * Nenna’s Worst Fear is Realized — Man wakes up to random guy sucking his toes* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s the list of the Best Odd News stories from 2019:

* Set #1: The People * Best Performance by a Female Odd News Perp*  Why Does Meth Make Me Poop? — Episode 326* Best Performance by a Male Odd News Perp* Walker Texas Ranger — Episode 316* Best Ensemble Cast* Bulletproof Stars — Episode 302* Best Odd News by a “Smart” Criminal* Weird Names and Weddings — Episode 327* Unluckiest Person of 2019* Sexy Bushes — Episode 320* Best Performance by Rich & Mike* Maybe it’s Felony Maybe it’s Maybelline — Episode 326* Set #2: Religious Awards*  Best “Believer” News Story of 2019* Self-Driving Jesus — Episode 307* Best Religious Product of 2019*  E-Rosary — Episode 330* Best Religious Odd News Story of 2019* Jesus Shoes — Episode 328* Set #3: The Best of the Best* Best Philly Odd News Story of 2019* DO ATTEND featuring Nenna — Episode 295* Best Gross-Out of 2019* Poop Bucketer — Episode 332* Best Pervy Odd News Story of 2019* Porn Projector  — Episode 294* Best Florida Odd News Story of 2019 * Sensual Crocodiles featuring Nenna — Episode 300* Best Odd News Story of 2019*  Walmart Trench Run — Episode 321* Closing and Happy New Year!

Here’s what happened on this Christmas special edition episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Opening song: You’re a Mean One Noodle Guys starring Mike, Rich, Frank and Rosa (2017)* Introduction — Programming Notes at the end of the year* Star Wars Side Dish — We give our review to The Rise of Skywalker* Sports Sampler* Eagles defeat hated division rival Cowboys, 17-9* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 17* Song #2: We Wish You The Crispiest (2018)* Entertainment Entree * Eddie Murphy reboots SNL’s Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood* Mike’s This Week in Entertainment* Universal is making an unprecedented move in “Patching” or redistributing the critical and commercial flop Cats — will future movies be “Patched” if movie companies want to do so?* Odd News Song: I Want a Bit of Odd News for Christmas featuring Mama Costanzo (2014)* Odd News Special: The Best of Nenna in the Odd News for 2019 * I Will Never Swallow, Episode 291* Airplanes and Whack-It Station, Episode 295* Geese vs Coyotes, Episode 300* Shit Stew, Episode 323* What Have We Learned This Christmas & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Programming notes; Mike gets overwhelmed at the King of Prussia mall; Rich reviews the Coffee & Tea Festival. Knives Out, Watchmen, and Mrs. Fletcher* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: The Pro Bowl rosters; Drew Brees’ record-setting night* Eagles come from behind and pull out win to force a decisive NFC East Showdown next week* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 16* Entertainment Entree* Gordon Ramsey talks about sex in pieced-together clip* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* The Crispy Noodle announces our official ranking of the Star Wars movies, averaging all of our opinions* All-Florida Special! “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Florida Man loses fishing license after catching over 40 undersized lobsters, then adds insult to injury* Florida Man throws Pop-Tarts at wife during argument* Florida Man shoots himself in the leg, said he was just “playing cowboy” with friends* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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