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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished the video game “Control”; Rich will be a judge at a Battle of the Bands concert* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Antonio Brown files 9 grievances with the NFLPA to try to get back his money* Eagles somehow win at Lambeau Field to save the season at 2-2* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 5* The 2019 Philadelphia Phillies season ends at exactly 81-81 and no postseason* Entertainment Entree* Terrence Howard is back again to talk about carbon molecules and music?* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Sony Special — We react to The Last of Us II announcement; Disney reaches deal to share Spider-Man with Sony* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Oregon woman puts meth inside her bean dip for her coworkers* Miami Dolphins beer vendor charges fan $724 on two beers to his personal bank account* Florida woman tells cops she has a special “Felony Purse” for her drugs* Florida man keeps flashing random women in shops, says “he just an asshole, what more can I say?”* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich was at The Met Philly and met Stone Temple Pilots* Sports Sampler* Bill Belichick doesn’t want to talk about Antonio Brown in press conferences, so he got cut; is Brown really retiring from the NFL?* Is it time to panic on the Philadelphia Eagles after they start 1-2?* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 4* Entertainment Entree* Philly hero blasts Nelson Agholor in viral news interview* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We recap who won at the 71st Emmy Awards* Terrence Howard somehow believes there are no straight lines in the universe?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* 42-year-old Creepy stalker Miley Cyrus fan on Twitter gets arrested when he actually shows up to her concert in Vegas* Florida punks threaten fast food worker with gun violence when their food is served cold; then claims it was just a joke to cops* Florida stripper leaves 3-year-old daughter in strip club’s parking lot with toys and snacks* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is playing “Control”; Rich was at the Burger Brawl* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: All the QBs that went down last week* How the hell is Antonio Brown even playing in the NFL?* Eagles lose to the Falcons and sustain injuries in Week 2* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 3* Entertainment Entree* Rich loves Chris Jericho’s “A lil’ bit of the bubbly” AEW promo* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* NBC announces their streaming service, “Peacock”* MoviePass officially closes down — could it ever have worked out?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Fire rips apart Australian cattle insemination facility, turns out bull semen cylinders explode in high pressure* Mississippi’s own “Captain America” busts out pipe to break into a shed* Florida Couple, while in handcuffs, get naked and have sex in back of the cop car — and that’s not the whole story!* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is watching “Barry” on HBO; Rich was on a battleship* Sports Sampler* Stupidity Section — Miami is tanking so bad, players are reportedly asking to be traded; Mike recaps the entire Antonio Brown saga* Eagles comeback and win first game against the Redskins, 32-27* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 2* Entertainment Entree* Warner Bros. buys all production rights to “Cursed Child”, is a new Harry Potter film sequel going to happen?* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Streaming News — Is Netflix going to stop releasing seasons all at once? Toronto Film Festival hinders Netflix movies from screening* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* 73-year-old Maryland woman kills 82-year-old with a brick over loaned money* Florida Man threatens guest with machete after he forgot to flush the toilet* Florida leasing company is actually selling a working F-16 Fighting Falcon to the public; you could be Top Gun!* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike reviews The Handmaid’s Tale and Rich reviews Cobra Kai* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Jared Goff’s new contract; LeSean McCoy signs with Andy Reid and the Chiefs* A recap of the Dolphins/Texans wacko trade-o world; was Laremy Tunsil and Jadeveon Clowney really worth it?* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 1* Entertainment Entree* Jonathan Frakes has very important information for you* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* TellTale Games is going to be revived — will it succeed? Is it fair to former employees that got suddenly laid off?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Teen goes blind after eating a weird diet of his preferred foods only* Tennessee Mother-Daughter duo try to stash stolen crab legs in their purses at “Superlo” supermarket* Australian drug junkie busts in house dressed up as cop, demands to know where victim’s drugs are* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Bruno’s hellacious burping skills* Introduction — Mike endorses “Killing Eve”; Rich saw Santana* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Antonio Brown’s drama and Lamar Miller’s injury* Could Soccer star Carli Lloyd actually be the NFL’s first female kicker?* We react to Andrew Luck’s sudden retirement from the NFL* Entertainment Entree* Kyle Dunnigan gives us a meeting of the minds between Jeff Goldblum & Ray Liotta* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Quick Hits: Sony buys Insomniac Games; Spider-Man drama continues, could Spider-Man live on in Marvel Universe on Disney+?* We react to the new Star Wars Episode IX trailer* The Side Dish — Chicken Food Fight: Chick-Fil-A VS Popeyes* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Dumbest Florida Man ever trusts a fake online doctor with the most delicate procedure for a man* Florida Woman attacks man in “Stone Cold Steve Austin” manner with beer chug and Stone Cold Stunner* Iowa man on electric scooter follows woman in Wal-Mart and pleasures himself while doing so* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — A family squabble in the aftermath of the Hawaiian Pizza debate; Rich crosses Alice Cooper off his concert resume* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles sign elder QB Josh McCown* Antonio Brown is STILL not happy with the helmet situation* Does Rich believe holdout Ezekiel Elliott could be traded?* Entertainment Entree* The Outcasts of Comedy visit The Crispy Noodle!* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Quick Movie Hits: Bob hates new Robocop news; Bond 25 gets a title; Sony snatches Spider-Man away from Disney; Why is a Matrix 4 happening?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Alex and Chris tell us horror stories from working in retail* English man wants people to stop humping his beloved bush shaped liked a nude woman* Elderly Florida man steals Wal-Mart electric scooter, makes it to Wawa before it runs out of battery (is this a secret Delco story?!)* A look back on our favorite Odd News stories ever & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike reviews Orange Is The New Black; Rich enjoyed rare comfortable summer weather in Philly* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Do the Eagles need another QB after Nate Sudfeld’s injury on his non-throwing hand?* We recap the entire Antonio Brown dramatic saga and conclude that the Raiders are just f***ing weird* Entertainment Entree* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Wal-Mart takes down video game and hunting videos and ads in stores after shooting — still blaming violence on video games?* Mike reviews “Once Upon A Time in Hollywood” * The Side Dish: We all taste test Hawaiian Pizza and make a conclusion!* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Young investors on stock-trading apps are totally buying the wrong stocks because of not researching similar ticker names* Kenyan Government Assembly actually plays blame game over fart, causes session to go to recess* “Old TV Santa Claus” wears a TV on his head and randomly drops off old box TVs from the 80s and 90s at homes in Virginia* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — We’re back from our Summer Break! Mike was with the Costanzo Caravan down the shore, Rich went to concerts* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill:* NFL Season Preview — Ezekiel Elliott drama and Super Bowl odds* Entertainment Entree & Side Dishes* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Rich and Mike respond to politicians’ new call in blaming video games for gun violence* Hawaiian Pizza: A Crispy Noodle Saga — Is Hawaiian Pizza a tasty treat or a tragic food travesty?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Louisiana woman hides over $6,000 in bills inside her hoo-hah* Florida Man claims his cat downloaded child porn on his computer* Lightning directly hits a septic tank, causes house’s toilet and plumbing to explode* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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The Crispy Noodle returns to the Philadelphia Podcast Festival! Join Rich and Nenna as they record The Crispy Noodle Podcast LIVE at Tattooed Mom on South Street in this special episode. Here’s what happened:

* Introduction — We’re LIVE at Tattooed Moms!* Sports Sampler — Is Golf an actual Sport?* Entertainment Entree — The Pros & Cons of Binge Watching according to a new study* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Nude Florida man does drugs and spends 8 hours in Dollar Tree bathroom* Man only wears bra, shoes, and hat while burglarizing cars* Florida man tries to touch officer’s butt, gets arrested instead* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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