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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike was at a wedding where the Flyers’ mascot Gritty attended; Rich celebrated Mother’s Day at the casino* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles sign OL Stefen Wisniewski & QB Cody Kessler* NBA Playoffs and Draft Lottery Wrap-up* The Sixers lose in a heartbreaking Game 7 buzzer beater* The New Orleans Pelicans somehow luck out and get the #1 overall draft pick; Lakers also get high draft pick too?* Rich rants against the Rockets’ choke-job against Warriors in Game 6* Rich gives us the odds of who could win this weekend’s PGA Championship* Entertainment Entree* Because of the Angry Video Game Nerd, Rich now has the Pepsiman sound clip* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Disney now has operational control of Hulu in deal with Comcast* EA claims they want to change how video games are released for the better — do we trust them?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Florida couple collect turtles at 3 AM in the morning, woman pulls out baby alligator from pants when confronted by cops* Thieves steal Pepsi machine from store even though it was across from a police station* Florida Man plays basketball naked because he claims he plays better that way* Florida man gets on sunroof while driving 100 mph on highway to praise God* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich is dismayed that the Sixers are about to choke their playoff series away; Mike is addicted to subscription shopping boxes; Rich reviews HBO’s “Chernobyl”* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Dak Prescott is rumored to be talking about a $30 million / year contract extension with Cowboys — is it worth it?* Rich and Mike tackle the Kentucky Derby fiasco* Entertainment Entree* Last Week Tonight’s John Oliver talks about Titanic II like we did a couple months ago!* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Disney Continues to Make More Moves* Avengers: Endgame becomes 2nd highest grossing movie of all time — will it surpass Avatar?* Star Wars News — Disney announces three more Star Wars films; original Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew passes away at 74* Mike reacts to the new Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer * “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Mike Presents: Philly man saw 316 movies at local AMC theater* Tennessee man smuggles 24-inch machete under stomach’s fat roll* Iowa man caught with underage porn after he brought gravy-covered laptop in to Geek Squad* Florida man crashes lawn mower into cop car to earn his 3rd DUI* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode:

* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Legendary kicker Sebastian Janikowski retires after 19 seasons in the NFL* Rich and Mike recap everything about the 2019 NFL Draft* Side Dish — Rich and Mike review Avengers: Endgame (SPOILERS!)* Nenna Joins Us — She’s making soup now, yet she chokes on water* Entertainment Entree* Mom is upset over 11-year-old son’s Spotify rap playlist* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Disney aims to buyout Comcast’s share in Hulu* The Sonic the Hedgehog trailer looks horrible* The Non-Fortune Cookie Odd News* Utah woman confronts boyfriend about cheating accusations, angrily screams and gets naked in public at shopping center* Two different Minnesota drivers both pulled over for watching TV shows on phone instead of keeping their eyes on the road* Man fleeces incapacitated mom’s credit card, racks up a $166,000 bill in an online sex shopping spree* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

Special thanks to John Sage and Kat Bohn of The Elysiums for coming to our podcast! Here’s what happened on this week’s episode:

* Introduction — Happy birthday to “No Sausages” Frank Costanzo; is Rich sort of like Jesus with his drunken birthday weekend on Easter?* Sports Sampler* The Sixers defeat the Nets in the playoffs, will face the Raptors next* 2-Minute Drill: Donovan McNabb has worries on Carson Wentz’s injury record, is it a fair criticism?* NFL Draft Preview — The Frank Clark trade; will the Raiders, Giants, or Cardinals screw up the draft?; what do the Eagles do?* Entertainment Entree* Epic burn from the 1969 movie “Gay Deceivers” going viral* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We look back on the Marvel film franchise as we preview Avengers: Endgame coming out this weekend* The Side Dish: John Sage and Kat Bohn of The Elysiums discuss their new album, the songwriting process, and Peeps!* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Tennessee man returns home to find random naked stranger on his couch drinking his juice and eating ice cream* Pennsylvania man thinks fireflies are actually dangerous green lazers from The Illuminati, starts firing Magnum at them * Three naked Florida women claims they had to “air dry” after a rest stop shower, then go on bizarre car chase with cops* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich is turning 30 years old!* Sports Sampler* Russell Wilson signs monster extension with the Seahawks — Does he deserve it? How will it impact future QB contracts?* Rich recaps the Masters — How did Tiger Woods make his epic comeback? Could he pass Jack Nicklaus’ major win record?* Entertainment Entree* Jonathan Frakes tells you how much you’re wrong in epic supercut* Disney announces details about their streaming service Disney+* Sony releases a few interesting details about the PlayStation 5* Rich and Mike react to the Star Wars Episode IX trailer* All-Florida Special of “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Shirtless Florida Man arrested for eating pasta aggressively outside of Olive Garden* Elderly Florida Man shoots woman with water gun filled with his urine because of a weird conspiracy* Florida Man who claims he’s “The Saint” goes crazy at strip mall and proclaims an army of turtles are coming to take over!* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich met the film legend himself Tommy Wiseau; Mike can’t wait for Game of Thrones!* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: XFL releases new rules with their form of football* Virginia wins the NCAA Men’s Tournament* Sixers clinch the #3 seed in NBA Playoffs; NBA Divisions are lame* Rich previews the Masters Tournament this weekend* Entertainment Entree* We get hyped up for Joaquin Phoenix’s “Joker”* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* More bad press for BioWare and how Anthem was released* The Difficulty of Game Difficulties — how hard should video games be to finish? Should there always be an “Easy” mode?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Woman has first recorded case of bees stuck in her eyes* Two friends decide to wear bulletproof vests and shoot each other on a Sunday night* Florida billionaire cheapskate tries to shoplift $300 worth of items from a department store* Florida Man has unique idea to pass the time with female employee during the midnight shift at 7-Eleven* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Phillies start off season with sweep; Masters field will be small* The Alliance of American Football (AAF) shuts down* Eagles trade for Jordan Howard, are their RB needs settled now?* Rich’s update on the March Madness tournament* Entertainment Entree* David Lee Roth does not know he’s not needed on techno remixes of his songs during live DJ performance* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* The Future of Video Games — should standards be set lowered at launch dates of new games because patches can fix issues, or should developers honor their loyalty to gamers?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* NJ Freshmen crash Wi-Fi server to get out of taking midterms* PA man gets really angry when bagboy crushes his chips at checkout line* Florida man throws dumplings at his own mom for not dressing his mannequin; this is an actual news headline* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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For our inaugural episode of The Dead Presidents Podcast, Rich, Mike, and Nenna research and react to the life and death of the one-month President, William Henry Harrison. Tune in and learn more about the fate of this forgotten 9th President of the United States.

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Nenna re-watched Kung Pow; Mike gets Total Recall lady confused* Introduction — A look back at 300 episodes, and a thank you to everyone!* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Jeremy Maclin and Rob Gronkowski retire* NFL approves new changes to penalties and review challenges* Rich’s March Madness update — the NCAA Selection Committee did an accurate job with the seeding* Entertainment Entree* We review a few video games that made people freak out* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Microsoft makes first move into cross-play with Nintendo* Philadelphia to get first e-sports arena; does Philly need this?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — “Florida Man + Birthday” Edition* We each read a Florida odd news story that was published on our birthdays* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike was stuck at Lowe’s; Rich saw kids perform his favorite rock music (is he old now?)* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Robert Kraft’s plea deal; Mike Trout’s record contract extension* NFL Free Agency Update: Le’veon Bell, Notable Free Agents left, who’s going to whiff on the QB position in the draft next month?* March Madness: Phil Martelli suddenly fired, Villanova back in the dance, why Rich loves the March Madness bracket system* Entertainment Entree* Vic DiBitetto as the NY Giants Spokesperson gives us a reaction from Beckham trade* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Why is James Gunn working on THE Suicide Squad reboot?* Google announces video game streaming console, Stadia; is this the start of a new streaming era in video games?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Woman uses stadium-quality t-shirt cannon to launch container of contraband into prison facility* Florida Woman steals makeup, flirts with boy, touches herself, and provides false name to cops all on a Monday morning* The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp baseball team to officially promote “Florida Man Night” on July 26th…. can we go?* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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