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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction* Sports Sampler* The Great Coach Culling of 2018 leaves a record 8 head coaching vacancies open in the NFL* Eagles sneak into playoffs; How bad was the Vikings’ collapse?* Our Fantastic Four Picks for the Wild Card Round* Entertainment Entree* Alex Jones is back and wants to know if there’s a “God Damn” Prayer?* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* What was Kevin Spacey thinking in his YouTube video “Let Me Be Frank”* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Florida Woman claims she’s God, steals package, tries to flee on tricycle* Oklahoma Man gets incredibly angry after not receiving his Taco Sauce packets* A Very Odd and Sticky Situation involving Maple Syrup, Blueberry Jelly, and Aspercreme* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on the last podcast of 2018…

Prelude to the Best of 2018 Odd News:

* Introduction — Our Christmas Holiday Recap* The Worst Sports Moves of 2018* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 17 of the NFL Season

Set #1: Speciality Awards (Starts at 45:49 mark)

* Best Performance by a Female Odd News Perp: Mechanophilia — Episode 257* Best Performance by a Male Odd News Perp: Anchor Man — Episode 268* Best Odd News by a “Smart” Criminal: Naked Loophole — Episode 276* Unluckiest Person of 2018: There’s Poop in There — Episode 262* Best Performance by Rich & Mike: Corn Dogs for Jesus — Episode 259

Set #2: The Nenna Showcase (Starts at 1:34:11)

* Best Non-Odd News Story Story of 2018: Erotic Horses — Episode 284* Best Odd News Invention of 2018: Cum Towel — Episode 253* Best Researching of 2018: Hole in One — Episode 254* Best Nenna Odd News Story of 2018: Chinese Food Baby — Episode 253

Set #3: The Best of the Best (Starts at 2:08:14)

* Best Gross-Out of 2018: Dead Beaver Sex — Episode 274* Best Random Odd News Story of 2018: Titanic 2 — Episode 280* Best Florida Odd News Story of 2018: A Slight Chance of Cocaine — Episode 254* Best Fine Dining Odd News Story of 2018: Chick-Fil-A Bike Date — Episode 276* Best Odd News Story of 2018: Sing to the Mountains — Episode 279

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Baby, It’s A Cold Open

* Parody Song: “It’s A Crispy Christmas Podcast”

* Introduction — John Bruno and Ryan join us for the entire Holiday show!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Pro Bowl rosters released

* Eagles somehow defeat the LA Rams in a shocking upset

* The Phoenix Suns may be relocating to Seattle or Vegas, Phoenix resident has epic rant

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 16

* Entertainment Entree

* Parody Song: “Frosty The Hellspawn” by Gunner Starr and Alex Jones

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The Great Meme Piano Challenge!

* Parody Song: “Grandma Got Arrested On Christmas”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie Odd News” — Best Friends of the Podcast Special

* Rick Mirarchi — Let’s Rob Subway (Episode 85)

* Rick Mirarchi and Chris Nee — Hooker Farm (Episode 120)

* Eric Twaddle — Wishing Well Airplane (Episode 216)

* Nenna — White Horse (Episode 251)

* What Have We Learned

* Ending & Parody Song: “We Wish You The Crispiest Christmas!”

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike talks about about Christmas Shopping; Rich saw his favorite band, Ghost, twice in one week!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Is the Raiders actually going to be “homeless” in 2019?

* QBs that secretly suck but are now public — Joe Flacco, Kurt Cousins, Matt Ryan?

* Eagles lose to the Cowboys; practically out of the playoffs; Wentz possibly out for the season?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 15

* Entertainment Entree

* What the hell is this sound effect for sexy times supposed to be from “The Town With No Name”?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The Game Awards name God of War the best game of the year over Red Dead Redemption 2

* We react to the Avengers: Endgame trailer

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Who the hell climbed up the Great Pyramid of Giza naked?

* Why the hell do kids perform the “Oreo Run” hazing ritual?

* Another woman demands sex from boyfriend, gets violent when he denies her oral sex

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished Sabrina on Netflix and started The Good Place; Rich is in the middle of Ghost-cember!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: A special Stephen Curry story; Seattle earns the 32nd team for the NHL

* We react to the firing of Mike McCarthy in Green Bay — We called it!

* Eagles defeat an injured Redskins team; can they actually take the division?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 14

* Entertainment Entree

* Is “Baby It’s Cold Outside” an appropriate holiday song?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Daredevil canceled; is this the end for Marvel on Netflix?

* Finally, we review the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida woman attacks man after he refuses to have sex with her….. AGAIN!!!

* Florida woman threatens to gut man who question her farting in line at a Dollar Store

* Florida man offers a hamburger for sex to a undercover police officer

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Post-Thanksgiving Sickness and Cher?

* Introduction — Mike finally saw Bohemian Rhapsody; Rich is at Campout For Hunger

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Cleveland Browns looking up; Jaguars spiraling downward

* Finale of Rich’s Fantasy Football Advice: Start Your Studs

* Eagles win close game against the Giants, still alive in the NFC East

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 13

* Entertainment Entree

* South Park continues Red Dead Redemption 2 storyline

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Is Sony getting ready to announce the PlayStation 5?

* We remember Primo Strategy Guides — was using them cheating?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida man accumulates 11 different hit-and-runs all in one Saturday

* Guy has brain fluid leaking from nose during Thanksgiving dinner

* Pilot falls asleep during flight, misses destination by 30 miles

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Make Thanksgiving Great Again!

* Introduction — Mike listened to Prequelle album from Ghost per Rich’s advice; Rich played Spider-Man on PS4 per Mike’s advice; Rich also saw Fantastic Beasts 2

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Alex Smith goes down on gruesome injury

* Eagles lose to the Saints — How bad was the game? How big of a douchebag is Sean Payton?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 12

* Entertainment Entree

* Nenna joins us for our Thanksgiving Episode!

* Pastor who’s worried that Ghost is coming to town can’t name their big song correctly

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich recaps his top “turkeys” of entertainment from 2018

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* College in Indiana forced to close football program after historic losing streak

* Florida drunken driver sets new record with Breathalyzer test

* Florida man really likes this one pony (Nenna has follow up pony story)

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike fully reviews “The Haunting on Hill House”; Rich reviews “Bohemian Rhapsody”

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: 76ers acquire Jimmy Butler in big trade to take control of Eastern Conference

* Le’veon Bell officially will not play any games in 2018 to fight the franchise tag

* Rich’s Fantasy Football Advice — Pivot to the End Game

* Our reaction to the devastating home loss to the Cowboys on Sunday Night

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 11

* Entertainment Entree

* Stan Lee, co-creator of Marvel Comics, passes away at 95

* South Park perfectly parodies Red Dead Redemption 2 addiction

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Reaction to first episode of The Walking Dead post-Rick Grimes

* Which trailer got us more excited: Detective Pikachu VS Toy Story 4

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* South African man is being sued for the best reason possible

* Texas woman chooses to explode her wedding dress after finalizing divorce

* Florida man gives many unique fake names before being arrested for trespassing

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles get Tim Jernigan back from Injury Reserve

* We preview the Eagles’ 2nd half of the season — can they make the playoffs?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 10

* Entertainment Entree

* Bill Burr recounts funny improvised scene on movie shoot with Hugh Jackman

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We react to Andrew Lincoln’s final appearance on The Walking Dead

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Crazy priest from the Philippines claims he travels through space with God

* Iowa trio get upset at Burger King, threaten to bring “Mr. Smoke” into the mix

* Florida Man goes on wild and violent rampage in neighborhood

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished “Maniac” on Netflix, Rich recaps Halloween, Christmas music already?!

* Sports Sampler

* Boston Red Sox wins World Series 4-1 over the L.A. Dodgers

* 2-Minute Drill: Cleveland fires Hue Jackson and Trade Deadline Moves

* Eagles win big game in London over Jaguars to finish 4-4 at the BYE week

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 9

* Entertainment Entree

* Coach Mike Gundy doesn’t have a high opinion of Twitter

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich and Mike react to first playing of Red Dead Redemption 2

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Real-life Spider-Man climbs London tower; there’s a Spider invasion into our kitchen-studio

* Woman dressed as cow, steals medicine from Walmart, tells cops to “suck her udders”

* Crazy hermit priest in Ireland says he’s a Ghostbuster and communion wafers are being stolen

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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