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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — It’s our quasi-Halloween-themed episode; Mike watched “The Haunting of Hill House” on Netflix; Rich saw our friends, Ghoul BC, at the Trocadero

* Sports Sampler

* Roman Reigns announces he has leukemia and vacates WWE title

* The 2018 World Series begins — are the Red Sox the new Yankees?

* 2-Minute Drill: Trade Deadline News and Rumors

* We recap the Eagles’ massive collapse against the Panthers

* Rich’s Fantasy Football Advice: Trade Deadline Transactions

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 8

* Entertainment Entree

* DJ creates his own Ghost-theme cover of the Ghostbusters theme song

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Red Dead Redemption 2 finally comes out on Friday

* Is Netflix starting to purge all Marvel shows from their catalog?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Why is a mining tycoon is financing the construction of Titanic II?

* Man has rifle in his bag at airport; blames his “mother packing his luggage”

* Man gets out of prison, immediately steals a car, and is back in jail by that night

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike watched “Hereditary” and Rich was in Baltimore

* Sports Sampler

* What are the expectations for the upcoming NBA season?

* 2-Minute Drill — Roughing the Passer rules are somehow getting even worse

* Eagles trounce the Giants in key divisional matchup

* Rich’s Fantasy Football Advice: Post-BYE Players Get a Premium

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 7

* Special Guest Nenna Joins Us & Taste-Tests MiO Water Enhancers

* Entertainment Entree

* Red Letter Media may have copied Rich pound-for-pound and criticizes proposed Boba Fett TV series

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* What “Media Mortal Sins” would cause you to suddenly stop watching a TV or movie franchise?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* North Dakota Man on Meth takes a naked dip into the baptismal font at church

* Substitute Teacher does cartwheel commando, gets arrested for indecent exposure

* Florida Man throws sausages at mom after she takes too long to cook dinner

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished the Emmy award winning “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”; Rich completes new Netflix show, “Maniac”

* Sports Sampler

* What the hell happened to the Yankees? They choke in crucial Game 3 of ALDS, 16-1

* 2-Minute Drill: Are the Cleveland Browns actually good?; Drew Brees breaks all passing records

* The sky is falling in Philly — Eagles lose NFC Championship rematch game, fall to 2-3 for the season, and Jay Ajayi is out for the season with ACL injury

* Rich’s Fantasy Football Advice

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 6

* Random Trivia — How successful is a QB Sneak on 4th and 1 situations?

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich pulled the Spanish broadcasters’ call of Graham Gano’s game winning field goal on Sunday

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We have updates with Telltale Games and Sony

* Mike reviews the movie “Venom” and how it ranks in the Spider-Man universe

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man claims he doesn’t do drugs and that a “Ghost must’ve left meth behind” in his home

* NYC man starts fire in parking garage because there was “sinful, sexual activity” in there

* Florida Man brings dates to a boat that he doesn’t own, consistently breaks toilets

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike watched “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” and Rich started “Maniac”

* Sports Sampler

* Rich gets us up to speed heading into the MLB Postseason

* 2-Minute Drill: Le’veon Bell rumors and 45-year-old Adam Vinatieri’s historic FG record

* Eagles lose in a disappointing showing in overtime to the Titans, 26-23

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 5

* Entertainment Entree

* We don’t understand Kanye West’s performance on SNL

* Mike’s This Week in Entertainment

* Updates on Telltale’s fallout and Disney’s streaming service app

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* “Bowsette” has exploded on PornHub, we have the numbers to prove it

* 1200 male employees from Indian tobacco company take over cruise ship with wild partying

* “Grandma No Teeth” scares naked man on her back porch, prevents him from breaking in

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is watching Season 2 of “13 Reasons Why” on Netflix; Rich can’t make the actual roster changes in his copy of Madden

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Tiger Woods wins his first PGA event since 2013

* Rich’s Fantasy Advice — Think Outside of the Box

* Eagles win a close game and improve to 2-1 with Wentz back

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 4

* Fluke or NAWWW — Gritty, the new Flyers’ mascot

* Entertainment Entree

* Ghost makes fun of themselves with meta movie commentary

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Telltale suddenly closes its doors and fires all employees — how did this happen?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida couple have to have sex in parking lot after intense game of 8-Ball

* Weird morning date with bicycle at Chick-Fil-A ends with naked Florida man arguing for a fight

* Florida man finds legal loophole so he can continue gardening naked

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike still is addicted to Sony’s Spider-Man game; Rich finished the Uncharted series on PS4

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Vontae Davis retires at halftime during Bills game

* Rich’s Fantasy Advice — Use Your FLEX Spot Wisely

* Eagles lose to Fitzmagic, DeSean Jackson, and the hot Buccaneers in Week 2

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 3

* Special Guest Nenna Is Back And Talkin’ About Dead Presidents

* Entertainment Entree

* Southern man is upset his neighbor impounded his boat, will yell at him in cursive?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We review the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Arizona man fakes having Down Syndrome so he can fulfill diaper-changing fetish

* Kentucky cops find nude break-in burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter

* Coolest Dad ever in Florida drives son to park late at night so son can get laid

* “Casdorph the Destroyer” gets taken down by cops in West Virginia

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike re-watched Deadpool 2; Rich was at the Judas Priest concert

* Sports Sampler

* The Serena Williams “Meltdown” — Fair or Foul?

* 2-Minute Drill: The Steelers-Browns tie debacle

* Eagles win close game in season opener

* Rich’s Fantasy Advice — Don’t tilt after Week 1

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 2

* Entertainment Entree

* A cool audio preview of Bohemian Rhapsody

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Mike reviews Sony’s new “Spider-Man” video game

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man does the disgustingly unthinkable with a run-over beaver

* Young couple decide to have sex on the 8th hole of golf course; Rich invents the Foreign Exchange Cop program?

* Elderly Florida Woman decides to get drunk, strip, and pour box of wine all over herself in public

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — How Rich and Mike spent the time off

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Mychal Kendricks busted for insider trading; Nick Foles starting in Week 1

* The Khalil Mack Trade

* Rich’s Fantasy Football Advice

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 1

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones doesn’t like drag queens or goblins next to children

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Should Sony consider cross-play between Microsoft and Nintendo?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News Special: Things Getting Stuck

* Chinese man swallows lighter — Episode 255

* 27 contact lenses in the eye — Episode 219

* Vietnamese man has 18 year old scissors removed from body — Episode 192

* South African man gets willy stuck in wedding band — Episode 186

* Indian man has 40 knives removed from stomach — Episode 173

* Chinese man gets penis stuck in AC unit — Episode 66

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

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Rich and Mike are off for the Labor Day weekend, but that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t have a podcast for you this week! We decided to go back into The Crispy Noodle archives and pull a few of our great interviews from the past and re-air them in this special episode. We hope you enjoy these interviews:

* Urbano (John Urbano & Marisa Urbano) — Discussing how they started their music career together, Sports allegiances, and a fun game of “True Detective” (Episode 174)

* Vic DiBitetto — Talking about his career, filming Paul Blart 2, and being a fan of the Yankees (Our First Inteview: Episode 163)

* Mike Roi — Chatting about how his band (Roi & The Secret People) came together, Florida differences, and our first-ever musical performance on the podcast (Episode 53)

* Mark “Coonrippy” Brown — Explaining how he took care of his pet raccoons, why he needed to run for Governor of Tennessee for pets’ rights, and a unique way to say goodbye (Episode 45)

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Tweet Mike and help him find stuff to watch or binge over while he recovers from surgery!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles lose pre-season rematch to the Patriots

* We react to the Eagles’ day to officially get roasted on reddit

* Entertainment Entree

* Another tribute to Alex Jones

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We react to the new “Best Popular Film” category for the Oscars

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News: Special “Things to Do on Summer Vacation” Edition

* Activate Your Freedom Cells — When the Freedom Cells Kick In — Episode 245

* Attend a Cookout — The Unknown BBQ — Episode 268

* Sing a Song, Play Some Sports, Do What You Want — Les Mis Hospital Barricade — Episode 247

* Find a Summer Romance — Love Across the Aisle — Episode 244

* Enjoy Some Rides — Jewish Amusement Park (feat. Nenna) — Episode 251

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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