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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is reading the Jurassic Park book; Rich saw Rob Zombie and has Madden NFL 19

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Outspoken RB Alvin Kamara believes Saints would’ve defeated Eagles last year if they faced them in the NFC Championship game

* Former punter Pat McAfee can’t take Hue Jackson seriously on Hard Knocks

* Brooks Koepka wins PGA Championship, his 2nd major this year

* Entertainment Entree

* We react to “Bitch I’m A Cow” viral song

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Special Guest Interview — John Bielesch of Love Killed Kurt and The Elysiums & Clint Davis of White Limo and Ego Alien (Peforming at Milkboy on Friday, August 31st!)

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* “Pretty Girl” reads off her resume to cop in effort to get out of being arrested

* Driver in Spain gets tested positive for “every single drug” that can be tested for

* Two teenagers use gun called “Mr. Bang Bang” to steal items from a card game

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike returns from the Costanzo Caravan vacation; we’re hyped for this year’s NFL Madden

* Sports Sampler

* Browns trade first-round draft pick Corey Coleman to Bills for lame 7th round pick in 2020

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles resign Howie Roseman and Doug Pederson

* Rich gives us the odds for this weekend’s PGA Championship

* We review “The Gridiron Burger” from the Arizona Cardinals

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich remembers Nikolai Volkoff

* The Alex Jones debacle

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Movie characters that were so good it destroyed or hurt the career of the actor that portrayed him/her

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Minnesota couple have oral sex outside of Walmart after vigorous Vikings discussion

* Florida Man gets naked and just makes whooping sounds to cops

* Florida Woman gets naked because she believe a giant spider was going to kill her

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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On this episode, Mike is away on Summer Vacation. However, Rich decides to use The Crispy Noodle studio/kitchen to record an episode anyway. He’s joined by Gunner Star from the American Values Podcast Hour, who decides to award our podcast with the Truth & Freedom Broadcasting Award for all of the Alex Jones clips we’ve played, such as:

* Alex Jones is too Masculine to be Contained — Episode 172

* Alex Jones VS Jimmy Kimmel (Pickle-gate) — Episode 175

* Alex Jones VS Lady Gaga — Episode 197

* Alex Jones VS Screaming — Episode 199

* Alex Jones VS Tap Water & Frickin’ Gay Frogs — Episode 222

* Alex Jones VS Alexa & Amazon — Episode 238

* Is Alex Jones actually Strong Bad? (with special guest Nenna) — Episode 253

* Alex Jones VS Ben Shapiro (about Kanye West?) — Episode 259

* Alex Jones VS Joe Rogan — Episode 265

* Alex Jones Never, Ever Sucked a Ding-Dong — Episode 268

To close it off, we go back into The Crispy Noodle Archives and replay one of our favorite bits from the podcast, Rich’s Dirty Oldies from Episode 22. We hope you enjoy this special episode. We’ll return to the normal format of the podcast next week!

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike recommends “A Quiet Place”; Rich was down the shore; A Programming Note

* Sports Sampler

* Rich recaps The (British) Open Championship

* PGA Championship will move in 2019 to May to prevent conflict with NFL pre-season

* Phillies are in first place in the NL East division!

* Entertainment Entree

* Lady Gaga has interesting sound clip from interview with Barbara Walters

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* No Man’s Sky has revival thanks to latest free update; is all forgiven from their failed launch?

* The Walking Dead at San Diego Comic Con confirms report we’ve heard all along

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Naked people invade Planet Fitness and McDonald’s

* Florida Man tries identity theft with famous celebrities, including a prominent boy band member

* Arizona Man doesn’t want to get over-heated, steals ambulance, says he didn’t finish the crime

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike likes the Beef Jerky Outlet store; Why has Rich seen Mamma Mia 3 different times?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Darren Sproles says this will be his last season; France wins World Cup

* Rich’s Odds for The (British) Open Championship

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones wants everyone to know he’s never sucked on a ding dong

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Revivals Galore — Zombieland 2, a hidden Stanley Kubrick screenplay, and Rugrats

* Our Two Cents on the 2018 Emmy Nominations

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* India man with the world’s longest fingernails finally gets them cut off

* Uncool dude causes car fire, lights up his cigarette with the car fire

* Florida man swings boat anchor after he gets angry at overcooked chicken

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is officially an old man after his birthday and shopping for furniture

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: 2K Sports mistakenly shipped out cover athlete LeBron James in Cavaliers uniform throughout GameStop stores

* The Phillies are surprisingly contending for first place in the NL East — Can they actually make the postseason?

* Rich finds a very interesting piece of trivia about golf’s British Open Championship

* Entertainment Entree

* Comedian Kyle Dunnigan acts out “Bill Maher Reading to Children”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Billy Dee Williams to reprise role of Lando Calrissian for Episode IX

* Rich finally finished God of War; we discuss the spoilers and the ending

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Wisconsin Woman hides “fistful” of drugs inside her Hoo-Hah

* Florida Man notes he “enjoyed” fighting cops, says it was “like being on TV!”

* Florida Man says he was only drinking bourbon at Stop signs, so he wasn’t drinking and driving

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — 4th of July plans; Somehow both of Rich and Mike’s past weekend involved dinosaurs, wrestling, and Russian accents

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles Linebacker Nigel Bradham will be suspended for the first game of the season after a violent incident from 2 years ago; Doug Pederson beats Sean Payton in golf, gets interesting prize for the upcoming season

* LeBron James signs 4-year, $154 million contract with the Lakers; Golden State Warriors respond by adding All-Star Demarcus Cousins on a 1-year, $5 million deal

* Who is to blame for the craziness of the “Superteam” era of the NBA?

* Entertainment Entree

* Tradition! — Frank Costanzo gives us his annual 4th of July food and garden update!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Is Google going to try to invade the video game console market?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida man blames his dog for the erratic driving of his car

* Guy tries on several outfits as he’s trying to steal clothes from the San Diego Zoo’s gift shop

* Georgia man goes crazy at airport, climbs on airplane, bangs on the wing of the plane

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Our recap of our experience at The Philadelphia Podcast Festival

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Referee Gene Steratore is retiring from the NFL; LeBron-Watch will start on Friday

* NFL’s “Top 100” players list ranks Carson Wentz as #3 best player in the NFL

* Why we don’t enjoy soccer and the World Cup

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones is picking a fight with Joe Rogan in bizarre rant

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* “Messing With Your Mind” Reviews — Mike reacts to Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom; We react to Westworld Season 2 Finale

* Disney will acquire 21st Century FOX for $71.3 billion price

* Star Wars to put all spin-off “Anthology” films on hold after Solo flop

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Crazy Florida Man dances in fire, chants weird language, gets tasered by cops

* Four employees at a Wendy’s were caught secretly selling meth on the side

* Crazy woman forces ex-boyfriend to have sex under threat of machete

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Special thanks to the Philadelphia Podcast Festival and Tattooed Mom for hosting our historic first LIVE episode!

Here’s what happened on this episode:

* Introduction — A recap of The Crispy Noodle Podcast; is Rich a god with the audience’s cheers?

* Sports Sampler — Predicting the Eagles’ record in 2018

* The Side Dish — Tattooed Mom actually gives us a tasty Side Dish during our Side Dish segment!

* Entertainment Entree — What movie franchises are we willing to defend?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Florida man shoots down drone that was hovering over his lawn too long; Florida man breaks into home and steals pulled pork sandwiches for “payback”

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* REMINDER: This Saturday is our live recording at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival!

* Introduction — We talk about the MAC and old e-mail addresses; Mike went to the new IHOb for Father’s Day; Rich’s music recommendation is Portugal. The Man

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: The Philadelphia Eagles get their Super Bowl rings

* Leaked audio from umpire shows former Mets manager Terry Collins yelling he “wants a shot” to intentionally hit Chase Utley a year after he injured a Mets player in the postseason

* Rich recaps the 2018 U.S. Open

* Entertainment Entree

* College Professor does not want pomegranates in her classroom

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The Disney VS Comcast battle to obtain 21st Century FOX

* Netflix and Telltale Games will team up to create new content

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man wants to mow 50 lawns in 50 different U.S. States

* Two New Jersey men get into epic duel over parking space

* Florida man threatens to kill neighbors because no one would help him with his painful testicles

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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