The Crispy Noodle

WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike and Bruno played “A Way Out” on PS4; Rich tried out Smoke’s Poutinerie

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Patriots trade star WR Brandin Cooks for Rams’ 1st-round draft pick; Phillies’ new manager Gabe Kapler criticized for constant pitching changes

* Villanova Wins 2nd National Championship in 3 Years

* Rich’s Preview of The Masters

* Special Guest Nenna Joins Us For More Crispy Noodle Fun!

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones Gives A Warning to “The Globalists” — Is he actually Strong Bad?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Steven Spielberg complains about streaming media — Fair or Foul?

* Random Bit: Nenna Had No Idea What Mass Effect Is About

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Drunk and hot-to-trot woman hits on the Easter Bunny at local mall

* The Great Debate: Was this man naked when he broke into a home and touched himself?

* Woman with upset stomach blames bad Chinese food, turns out is actually pregnant

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Another Nor’Easter hit our area; Mike got attacked by a Goose; Rich likes “The Good Place”

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Michael Bennett in trouble with the law; Tiger Woods is somehow the Vegas favorite to win The Masters

* The Philadelphia 76ers have clinched a playoff spot!

* We react to the craziness of this year’s March Madness

* NFL changes the infamous “Catch Rule”; will it help or hurt the game?

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich found a Ukrainian polka band that covered a famous pop song

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* A Full-Blown Star Wars Segment

* EA gives up the micro-transactions for Battlefront II

* Jon Favreau and his live-action Star Wars TV show

* Should Rich do all of the Star Wars sound effects?

* An All-Florida Special Edition of “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News!

* Florida is actually trying to make Daylight Savings Time permanent year-round

* Florida Man with lots of drugs on him claims the tight pants he’s wearing are not his

* Florida Men try to frame arson on ex-lover with overcooked spaghetti sauce at 2 AM

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Nor’Easter caused us to miss recording last week

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Phillies sign big free-agent pitcher Jake Arrieta

* What’s Pissing Mike Off — Kirk Cousins’ signing with the Vikings

* A quick recap of the Eagles’ free agency moves so far

* Where are the local teams placed in this year’s March Madness bracket?

* Special Guest Nenna — Should she start a dating podcast?

* Entertainment Entree

* Why did Tommy Wiseau think of auditioning to be The Joker?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Our recap of the 90th Academy Awards

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* A theme park based on Judiasm slated to start construction in Israel

* Florida woman wearing only her underwear rides on a white horse into nightclub

* Woman claims a doctor actually prescribed her methamphetamine to take

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — It’s our 250th Episode, 5 years in the making; Mike reviews Super Hot; Rich likes Phoenixville and drinking

* Sports Sampler

* Philadelphia teams are on fire since the Eagles won the Super Bowl

* Our favorite non-Super Bowl sports story: Wartime Rules of Golf

* 250th Episode Special Segment: We Answer Your Questions About The Show!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — “Through The Years” Special Edition

* 2013: Bruce The Ferris Wheel

* 2014: A Special Crack-Ho Mother’s Day

* 2015: Gone Girl 2: I’ve Always Wanted To Start A Fire

* 2016: Lick Me Where I Fart

* 2017: The Omelette Knights

* Thank You & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Why are Winters in Pennsylvania are so weird?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Promotions for Mike Groh and Duce Staley; Eagles trademark Philly Special

* Will the Eagles actually trade away Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles?

* Fergie Sings The Worst National Anthem We’ve Ever Heard

* Entertainment Entree

* There’s an actual “Florida Man” punk rock song

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Mike doesn’t like the new Venom teaser trailer

* Our Review of “Black Panther”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Michigan restaurant is set to make the largest single-pie pizza delivery ever

* Florida couple steals over $2,000 worth of antacids from local grocery store

* Florida man, not high or drunk, just walks around parking lot naked with multiple excuses

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike reviews The Florida Project; Rich replayed Super Mario 64

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: The Winter Olympics

* Leftover thoughts and feelings from the Eagles Parade and Super Bowl Victory

* After losing QB Coach John DeFilippo and Offensive Coordinator Frank Reich, will Eagles promote Duce Staley to Offensive Coordinator?

* Entertainment Entree

* “Redbone” mixed with “Somebody Toucha My Sphagett!” is amazing

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We react to “Solo” and “Jurassic World 2” trailers

* The Side Dish — The Great Spongebob Language Challenge!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida woman throws Cuban Sandwich at 7-Eleven clerk because it wasn’t hot enough

* Florida man steals bees, thought they were “abandoned” and “up for grabs”

* Woman tries to smuggle drugs into prison via her big hair weave

* Random naked man covered in cooking oil goes crazy on the loose in Pittsburgh

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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This is a special edition of The Crispy Noodle Podcast, recorded on Facebook Live. Rich and Mike review Super Bowl LII, the Philadelphia Eagles’ glorious victory in obtaining their first Super Bowl Championship, and look over fond memories of being a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

This episode has been left unedited. Discretion is advised.

The Crispy Noodle Podcast will return to its regular format next week.

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike forgot to mention his family’s Sausage-making weekend; Rich was sick, finally watched “Get Out”

* Sports Sampler

* Rich’s Favorite Prop Bets for Super Bowl LII

* Rich & Mike Analyze The Keys to Win Super Bowl LII

* The Supercalifragilistic Numa Numa Yay Official Prediction for Super Bowl LII

* Entertainment Entree

* Philly Boy gives serious interview about taking down Tom Brady

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Has EA given up on single-player video games and on BioWare in general?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Football fan refuses to leave hospital in order to finish watching AFC Championship Game

* Angry man gets upset when he finds out Waffle House doesn’t carry Barbecue Sauce

* Drunk man actually lets “Jesus Take The Wheel”, flips truck over 5 times

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s video game recommendations; The weather is weird right now in Philly; Rich went to a good ol’ arcade

* Sports Sampler

* The Philadelphia Eagles Are In The Super Bowl!!!

* The Penultimate Predictions for the Pro Bowl

* Entertainment Entree

* “Fat & Sassy Lady” news interview joins the rank of Sweet Brown and Bubb Rubb

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We Review The 90th Annual Oscars’ Nominations — Vegas Odds, Snubs, and Reactions

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* We’re sad to learn the only Taco Bell in Montgomery, Alabama burns down

* Florida drug dealers use Yoda-inspired phrase to sell pot

* “The Son of Man” decides to ride his bicycle on I-95 in Florida

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — White Out and Laser Tag

* Sports Sampler

* Review of the Divisional Round

* Eagles win first playoff game in 10 years with close victory over the Falcons, 15-10

* Our Terrific Two Predictions for the Conference Championship Games

* Entertainment Entree

* “Somebody Toucha My Spaghett” is getting remixed now

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Still supposed to be in theaters by May, is “Solo: A Star Wars Movie” already doomed for failure?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Russian man steals Armored Personnel Carrier to steal and drink one bottle of wine from store

* Guinness World Record verifies the world’s largest avocado found

* No surprise: “The Worst Neighbor Ever” lives in Florida

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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