The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich saw “The Greatest Showman”

* Sports Sampler

* College Football Championship: Alabama defeats Georgia

* 2-Minute Drill — Jon Gruden signs to be Raiders’ new head coach; Eagles All-Pro Announcements

* Is the Patriots’ trio of Brady, Belichick, and Kraft falling apart?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for the Divisional Round

* Entertainment Entree

* We react to “Somebody Toucha My Spaghett”, the most stereotypical Italian cartoon ever

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Our recap of the 75th Golden Globe Awards

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man forced to spend 24 hours in Waffle House after losing Fantasy Football

* Arizona thief gets away with bank robbery, then applies to be a cop

* Florida State Senators from different political parties have romantic affair

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike and Rich review the PlayStation Virtual Reality headset

* Sports Sampler — End of the 2017 NFL Season Special

* The Cleveland Browns actually went 0-16 this season

* 6 Head Coaching Jobs are Open in the NFL right now

* Eagles lose season finale, finish season at 13-3 and possibly the worst #1 seed ever

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Wild Card Weekend

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich found Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s super-secret password for his computer

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich and Mike finally discuss Star Wars: The Last Jedi (WITH SPOILERS!)

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Texas couple decides to enjoy oral sex right in the middle of a restaurant

* Florida man calls 911 about how small the clams he ordered were at restaurant

* Crazy woman from English town has sex in public and punches blind man

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Happy New Year! In honor of closing out the year, it’s time for our annual tradition of awarding the craziest odd news stories of 2017 with our special “Oddies” Awards! Here’s what happened on our final episode of 2017:

* Introduction — How was our Christmas Holiday 2017?

* Sports Sampler

* The Dumbest Sports Moves of 2017

* Eagles win atrocious Monday night game to clinch home-field advantage in the NFC playoffs

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 17

* 3rd Annual Crispy Noodle Oddies, Part 1 — Specialty Awards

* Best Performance by a Female Odd News Perp — Poopathalon (Episode 228)

* Best Performance by a Male Odd News Perp — 2pec’s Octopus Dinner (Episode 205)

* Best Odd News by a “Smart” Criminal — Brushing Up the Burglary Resume (Episode 231)

* Best Odd News Rivalry — Savannah Bananas VS Macon Bacon (Episode 230)

* Best Performance by Rich & Mike — Shakespeare & Drugs (Episode 193)

* 3rd Annual Crispy Noodle Oddies, Part 2 — The Best of the Best

* Best Gross-Out of 2017 — Good Ol’ Slip an’ Slap (Episode 197)

* Best Random Odd News Story of 2017 — The Crappiest Tinder Date Ever (Episode 227)

* Best Florida Odd News Story of 2017 — Frank Costanzo’s Sausages & Ice Cream (Episode 203)

* Best Fine Dining Odd News Story of 2017 — The Great A1 Steak Sauce Mystery (Episode 203)

* Best Odd News Story of 2017 — The Omelet Knights (Episode 224)

* What Have We Learned in 2017 & Conclusion

Thank you for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast! We wish you a Happy New Year!

Here’s what happened on this special Christmas-themed edition of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Christmas Cold Open Skit — Rich VS Mike in “You’re A Mean One, Noodle Guys”

* Introduction — Wawa runs during the snow become “The Philadelphia Trail” instead of “The Oregon Trail”

* Sports Sampler

* Eagles win close divisional game against the Giants; clinch BYE week in the playoffs

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 16

* Entertainment Entree

* Of course, Rich finds a Christmas parody of a Ghost song

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich reviews Star Wars: The Last Jedi (No Spoilers)

* Christmas Lights — How much is too much?

* Storytime: Twas The Night Before A Crispy Christmas

* Parody Song: “Rockin’ Around The Crispy Tree”

* Special Edition of “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News: Our Favorite Church Odd News of 2017

* Methelujah! (Episode 202)

* Gluten-Free Jesus (Episode 218)

* The Wedding Shoot-Out (Episode 222)

* Priest Loves Nikki Minaj (Episode 224)

* Guns For Jesus! (Episode 238)

* Parody Song: The Crispy Christmas Song (Mike’s Version of The Christmas Song)

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike watched GLOW and Rich finished The Punisher on Netflix

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Will Cleveland actually have a parade if the Browns go 0-16?

* Philadelphia Eagles win NFC East division, but lose Carson Wentz to ACL injury

* Where do the Eagles go from here?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 15

* Entertainment Entree

* Songify “The Room” in honor of “The Disaster Artist”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Disney closes in on buying 21st Century Fox; what are the implications?

* Mike is pissed off at The Walking Dead’s mid-season finale shocker

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* 90-year-old man doesn’t care if he’s implicated in prostitution, he just wants his stolen jewelry back

* Florida man uses large dildo to try to fend off cops

* The Worst Sick Day Excuses Actually Used in 2017

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich was at Campout for Hunger and saw Ghost BC; Mike’s getting into new anime

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: The New York Giants are falling apart

* Eagles lose the the Seahawks — Are the Eagles benefiting from an easy season schedule?

* Why we hate the way College Football is set up

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 14

* Entertainment Entree

* New Negan Song: “I’m Not The Guy With The Bat”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* House of Cards confirms they will continue Season 6 without Kevin Spacey

* Reactions to the new Avengers: Infinity War trailer — will a Marvel hero be sacrificed?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* New “Smart Condom” will give you all the stats about your activities in the bedroom

* Florida thief uses his own check to write a robbery note on

* Woman at the U.S./Mexico border tries to smuggle a crazy amount of bologna and sausages

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich is at the Campout For Hunger; Mike caught up on Planet of the Apes series

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Former Eagles head coach Chip Kelly signs big contract with UCLA

* Eagles dominate over the hapless Bears, soar to NFL’s best record 10-1

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 13

* Entertainment Entree

* Metal Expert makes metal cover of “Africa” by Toto

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Alex Jones Encounters Amazon Echo & Alexa

* Will Microsoft actually develop exclusive games for any platform to make more money?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida douchebag totally not sorry for punching Walmart employee in theft

* German man rediscovers his parked car after 20 years being lost

* Florida Church proudly boasts it’s not a “gun free zone” and pastors carry while serving

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Happy Thanksgiving! Dylan Brown, Rich’s childhood friend who lives on the West Coast, comes home for Thanksgiving and joins us here on The Crispy Noodle. (Previously heard on Episode 39!) Here’s what happened on this week’s podcast:

* Introduction — Dylan Brown stops by The Crispy Noodle for Thanksgiving; Mike finished Horizon Zero Dawn DLC; Rich watched the Jim & Andy documentary on Netflix

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Tyrod Taylor benching; Injury Report

* Eagles win big divisional game over the Cowboys on Sunday night

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 12

* Entertainment Entree

* Bishop Bullwinkle sings “Hell Naw” to his clergy

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Update on the EA & Micro-transaction hate for Star Wars Battlefront 2

* Should video games have a “safe mode” for gamers who don’t want to lose?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Oregon man steals women’s coats for sexual gratification

* Shakes the Clown accused of groping women while asking them if they want him to be Donald Trump

* India man puts his mouth hole around 459 straws at once

* “Hamburglar” opens drive-thru, steals food and toys; but caught on camera

* What Have We Learned, Dylan’s Childhood Fact About Rich, & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode:

* Introduction — Mike saw Thor Ragnarok; We review a better definition for a word Mike couldn’t describe

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Is Martellus Bennett an asshat for lying about an injury to go to the Patriots?

* Eagles somehow win during the BYE week; what is the ceiling for this team now?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 11

* What’s Pissing Us Off: Dak Prescott’s Horrible Meal Before Every Game

* Entertainment Entree

* Cop really explains the many ways you could die, and “you never know!”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The EA Battlefront 2 & Micro-Transactions Debacle

* Stone Temple Pilots announce a new lead singer with a new single, “Meadow”

* All-Florida Edition of “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida Man pries open drive-thru window to yell at employees about undercooked burger

* Florida Man high on meth climbs up on some family’s rooftop and literally howls at the moon

* Naked Florida Man breaks into home, tries on women’s clothes, and rolls around in dirt

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode:

* Introduction — Happy birthday to our (sort of) Associate Producer, John Bruno Costanzo!; Rich was awake to see the clocks change during Daylight Savings Time

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Troubled WR Josh Gordon is reinstated into the NFL, can he return to greatness?

* Cris Collinsworth is dumb for forgetting Carson Wentz in his latest QB poll

* Eagles dominate over the Broncos; are now at 8-1 heading into the BYE week

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 10

* We remember 40-year-old Phillies pitcher Roy Halladay, who suddenly died in a plane crash this week

* Entertainment Entree

* Our friend Vic DiBitetto gets angry when there’s no toilet paper left in the bathroom

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* A Update on The Kevin Spacey Scandal & “House of Cards”

* Disney looking to buy FOX? Will Marvel and X-Men actually merge movie universes?

* A Perfect Circle kicks out 60 fans for using cell phones during concert, is this fair or foul?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News!

* Ohio Man really angry when he finds out there’s no more McMuffins for him

* Florida Man turns in Jason Bourne with this escape move at an airport

* Man and Woman who just met on plane decide to have some fun underneath blanket

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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