The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Our review of Solo: A Star Wars Story; Rich recaps this year’s 24-Hour Game Show Marathon

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Justify wins the Triple Crown

* Sports Results Galore!

* CM Punk VS Mike Jackson turns out to be worst fight in UFC history

* Washington Capitals win Stanley Cup

* Golden State Warriors sweep the Cavaliers in the NBA Finals

* Rich’s Odds from Vegas on who will win the U.S. Open

* Entertainment Entree

* What’s Pissing Us Off — IHOP turns into IHOb; what the hell?!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* E3 Expo Review — We critique EA, Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo’s presentations

* All-Florida Special of “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man from out of town carries illegal  concealed hatchet while he’s in Florida because he’s afraid of other Florida people

* Florida man claims he’s Captain Kirk from Star Trek after being caught touching himself at a bus stop

* Florida man is one of the worst criminals ever as he fails to rob a Walmart and gets outgunned while trying to carjack two cars

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Game Show Marathon, Vic DiBitteto, and Ghost are rocking our world!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: LeBron James is not going to win the NBA Finals with the “talent” Cleveland has given him

* We Address The Eagles VS The White House Controversy

* Entertainment Entree

* What’s Pissing Rich Off — “NOW That’s What I Call Dad Rock” being sold for Father’s Day

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Lauren Cohan is the next major player to leave “The Walking Dead”; is the show ending?

* E3 Expo Begins Next Week — What we expect from EA, Sony, and other news developments

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Australian woman brags about flashing Google Maps vehicle

* Unfortunate woman and family become victims of random poop downfall from airplane

* Two more people have to go to the hospital because of objects stuck up their butts

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike already finished “Detroit: Become Human”; Memorial Day Weekend wrap-up

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: It’s Round 4 of the Golden State Warriors VS Cleveland LeBrons/Cavaliers

* Which side are you on? Rich is Team Jordan; Mike is Team LeBron

* Dana White of UFC defends placing CM Punk match in the PPV portion of UFC 225 instead of actual Heavyweight #1 Contender’s match

* Entertainment Entree

* The Sand Song will make you yearn for Star Wars: Episode II

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Shout-Out to Comic Book Gurus for giving us a mention

* Can “The Walking Dead” survive without Andrew Lincoln not returning as Rick Grimes?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* U.S. Geological Survey actually have to officially warn people of something ridiculous

* Georgia Man has worst disguise ever to rob a GameStop

* Florida Woman has ridiculous name as she’s caught with Crystal Meth

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is addicted to “legacy” board games now; Rich saw Ghost at MMRBQ; Our big announcement for the podcast

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Mychal Kendricks released by Eagles; The expansion team Las Vegas Golden Knights have won the Western Conference

* Justify wins the Preakness; can he complete the Triple Crown this year?

* USGA “vows” that the challenging course of Shinnecock won’t be unfair to players at the U.S. Open — where does the line get drawn between challenging and unfair for golf major tournaments?

* Entertainment Entree

* The Great Debate: Yanny VS Laurel

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Mike’s spoiler-free review of Deadpool 2 — Will Deadpool promote big-budget R-rated movies again?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Publix grocery store bakery refuses to put “Cum” on cake for “Summa Cum Laude”

* Florida man assaulted after he refused cuddling with girlfriend in the heat

* Naked Florida man exposes himself and carries cooking oil with him because “it feels good on his legs”

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — We enjoy music video game soundtracks; Rich saw Greta Van Fleet in concert; Mike sabotages Rich’s golf update

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Sixers are out of the playoffs but somehow got a Top 10 draft pick; New England Zoo has named goat “Foles” to honor Super Bowl bet

* Supreme Court rules federal ban on state-sanctioned sports gambling is unconstitutional; will sports gambling be a hindrance on the integrity of sports?

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones has a mental breakdown against Ben Shapiro, who told Kanye West not to appear on Jones’ InfoWars show

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Mike gives us his reaction to finishing God of War

* Will future video games be made specifically for multiplayer? Are single-player only games dying?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Iowa man really enjoyed measuring his manhood in the library bathroom

* A corn dog somehow solves the mystery of a missing Virgin Mary statue

* Florida man goes on sword and knife rampage after stepdad misplaces his canned shrimp

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike reviews “I, Tonya” and Rich saw Bon Jovi in concert

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Las Vegas Golden Knights making historic playoff run in their first season; Atlanta to install soccer fields on abandon lots near train and subway stops

* Does the injury of DE Timmy Jernigan hurt the Eagles’ chances for a repeat?

* Mike fails at explaining his position on Horse Racing

* Entertainment Entree

* Kanye West’s newest single is pretty crappy

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Update on who’s buying 20th Century Fox

* The Side Dish — The Return of Vic DiBitetto!

* SugarHouse Casino on June 2nd (Single tickets remain)

* Galdo’s Catering on September 7th

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Woman thinks she just has a runny nose; turns out to be a far worse situation

* New Jersey school discovers “Mystery Pooper” was rival school superintendent

* Woman decides to microwave her urine sample at her local 7-Eleven

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike played “A Way Out”; The 24-Hour Game Show Marathon is rapidly approaching

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: The Cleveland Browns’ #1 and #4 Overall Picks

* How did the Eagles fare at this year’s NFL Draft?

* Is Joe Flacco on his last legs with the Baltimore Ravens?

* Entertainment Entree

* Jimmy Fallon debuts new song, “Wawa Hoagies”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* “Avengers: Infinity War” Review — Non-Spoiler and Spoiler segments

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* LOCAL: West Norriton woman arrested for disturbance due to “Mechanophilia”

* Pelicans descend and interrupt a California graduation ceremony

* Creative Florida Man offers cops “more meth” if he lets him flee car stop

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Why does Mike’s Dad order the strangest things at chain restaurants?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Flyers out of the Stanley Cup playoffs

* Sixers win first NBA Playoff Series since 2012!

* Rich reviews 3 of his favorite moments of NFL Draft History

* Entertainment Entree

* Donald Trump VS Daft Punk = Donald Trunk?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Mike reviews the new God of War game (No Spoilers)

* The Side Dish — Steve Hofstetter (In Philly: May 10th at Helium Comedy Club!)

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Washington Department of Transportation accidentally puts up “You Suck” sign on highway

* Family has 14 kids, all boys

* Drunk and naked Florida woman tries to rip out husband’s catheter after argument

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — It’s Rich’s birthday; Rich threw axes; Philadelphia weather is really weird

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles cut newly acquired CB Daryl Worley after he gets in trouble with the law; Dez Bryant released from the Cowboys

* What will the Eagles do with the NFL Draft next week?

* Entertainment Entree

* Christoph Waltz doesn’t like Rich’s favorite condiment

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The Walking Dead Season 8 Finale Reaction and Review

* Famous Drill Instructor R. Lee Ermey passes away at the age of 72

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* There is an actual “Funeral Fair” for funeral directors

* Florida Man claims he broke into home because Boogeymen were chasing him

* Man and 2 Women who work together have threesome outside of closed bar

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished the remaster of BioShock; Rich has a Ghost update

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Sixers win 50 games this season; Flyers clinch playoff spot

* Rich’s Recap of The Masters

* Entertainment Entree

* President Trump wants to create a “SpaceForce”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Our Preview of The Walking Dead Season Finale

* Why is new fantasy stories being created on TV instead of the big screen?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida Woman claims “the wind must have blown” a bag of cocaine into her purse

* Florida Woman really loves 100-year-old tree and decides to marry it

* Horny British man has sex with 9th hole of golf course

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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