The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — EclipseMania hits America; Rich watched “The Founder” on Netflix

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Big NBA Trade sends Kyrie Irving to the Celtics

* We review Deadspin’s “Why The Eagles Suck” article

* How far are the Eagles willing to cut or trade away in order to save Salary Cap space?

* A few thoughts on the McGregor VS Mayweather fight

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich Evans of Red Letter Media can’t say “necessitate”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Are Hollywood studios and Apple iTunes join forces for a new movie rental scheme?

* What the hell is Martin Scorsese doing with a possible “Joker” origins movie?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Belgium hosts record omelet making festival, despite warnings of bad eggs

* Pastor claims he was hacked and did not comment on Nicki Minaj’s photo of her ass

* Drunk Florida woman acts like a fish and bites fishing line off of fisherman

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike loved Jury Duty for some odd reason; Rich was at Roger Waters’ concert

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Ezekiel Elliott suspended for 6 games

* Eagles’ “Mat” Moves: Cutting Ryan Mathews and the Jordan Matthews trade

* Justin Thomas wins his first major at the PGA Championship

* Entertainment Entree

* Trump becomes Redbone in this recent YouTube remix

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment” featuring Sonic Mania

* Disney will break away from Netflix to create their own streaming service, can it survive?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man hits his brother with a baseball bat over sharing some Taco Bell

* A couple of public sex stories, involving the Wisconsin State Fair and a chain-link fence

* Crazed Florida man goes on rampage all because of Alice in Wonderland reference

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — The Costanzo Family Caravan invaded the Jersey Shore; Rich’s summer concerts recap

* Sports Sampler

* Phillies legend Darren “Dutch” Daulton passes away at the age of 55

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles’ roster moves since our last podcast

* Will Jordan Matthews be traded this season? It’s not as far-fetched as you might think…

* Rich’s Grass Report and PGA Championship preview!

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones is afraid of gay frogs?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* YouTube Channel TRONICBOX remixes current pop songs into amazing 80’s “classics”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Bride shoots gun at new husband just hours after being married

* Is Outback Steakhouse secretly satanic? One Twitter user believes so…

* Florida man gets naked, runs to bleachers, and screams “FLAKKA!” to get away from cops

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Alcohol use, copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on the 2017 Drunk Episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — First shot down the hatch!

* Introduction — John Bruno joins us in the extremely comfy recliner and Eric Twaddle is ready to roll!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Is Roger Goodell angry about clown t-shirt that makes fun of him?

* ESPN.com has “predictions” about the upcoming NFL season, are they lame?

* 1st Sobriety Test: The $100,000 Pyramid

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich watched A Clockwork Orange recently a pulled an interesting sound clip

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Our favorite movies that we would bring if we were deserted on an island

* 2nd Sobriety Test: The Iron Sheik Love You or Hate You?

* 3rd Sobriety Test: Trying to Pronounce The Longest Words

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida Man says he “just gets naked” when he’s happy or sad

* Self-proclaimed “Million Dollar Ho” gets arrested in Florida

* The Strangest Missed Connections, Part 2

* Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike responds to our friends in Canada; Rich saw his new favorite devil-worshiping band, Ghost, in concert; A special announcement for next week’s episode!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill

* Rich gives us his exciting recap of The British Open

* Entertainment Entree

* The L.A. Beast has one of the longest burps ever after downing a half of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Chester Bennington of Linkin Park and Stone Temple Pilots is dead at the age of 41

* Acclaimed director Christopher Nolan disapproves of releasing movies through Netflix; is he out of touch?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* When did Rosa Parks come back from the dead and become a doctor?

* Florida kid is on a criminal streak of stealing cars

* Florida man says he’s “Super Sovereign” with “Super Rights” to avoid paying a $6 bar tab

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Hello to our Canadian listeners; Be prepared for a special episode of the podcast, currently in development…

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Ezekiel Elliot involved in off-the-field issues; is a suspension coming?

* “Hair-Gate” — Shannon Sharpe reams Mike Vick for saying Colin Kaepernick should cut his hair

* Allen Iverson not cleared by doctor to play Big3 game in Philly; is he hurting his legacy?

* Rich gives us the odds on who’s favored to win at The British Open

* Entertainment Entree

* Andy Serkis reads Trump’s tweet as Gollum; eerily fits

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We recap the Emmy Nominations — Why was Game of Thrones not nominated? Is Jimmy Fallon sinking on The Tonight Show? Other snubs we noticed?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Woman somehow left 27 contact lenses underneath her eyelid

* Could a Cookie Monster toy be considered a drug instrument?

* The most disgusting way to protest we’ve ever heard of in Venezuela

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s birthday calls for our win button, mach 2 edition!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Mike disagrees with NFL.com’s ranking of all-time safeties

* Did the Raiders’ haste in finalizing their Vegas move hurt the Oakland Athletics?

* Rich’s Random Roundabout: Highest PGA Round Ever; Jeremy Maclin; Eagles WRs in Fargo

* Entertainment Entree

* Red Letter Media summarizes crazy Star Wars fans who loved Rogue One way too much (i.e. Rich)

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE REVIEW!

* Daniel Craig reportedly agrees to one more 007 movie

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Vatican actually sets out rules about Eucharist wafers and wine, including a gluten rule

* Florida woman drives backwards with drugs on dashboard, wonders what she did wrong

* Rogue broadcasters takes over FM broadcast to play dirty song when they feel like it

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mr. Costanzo joins us to review proper 4th of July food protocol, his Gardening Update, and a game of The $100,000 Pyramid!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Big NBA Signings in Free Agency

* Mike believes ESPN is purposely favoring Kirk Cousins over other NFC East QBs

* NFL’s subreddit ranks current starting QBs, are they fair?

* Rich sings karaoke as a reward for Mike playing Pyramid

* Entertainment Entree

* Cyanide & Happiness’s very descriptive seeing eye dog

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* No single-player DLC in the works for Mass Effect; has BioWare officially killed off the popular franchise?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — ALL FLORIDA!!!

* Florida drug dealers are also stealing golf cart parts

* Is this Florida man a new form of “pantyhose” fairy?

* Florida man poops in toolbox, hides behind tree, claims it’s not him

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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This episode was also recorded on Facebook Live. If you would like to see the Live video, please click here.

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Eric Twaddle joins us for this special episode; Our interesting Netflix recommendations

* Sports Sampler

* Rich gets a special “Cleveland Surprise” from Eric and Mike

* 2-Minute Drill: Derek Carr becomes highest-paid QB in the NFL, is he worth the investment?

* Vince Young thinks it’s unfair he’s unemployed but Ryan Fitzpatrick is not

* The Knicks part ways with legendary coach Phil Jackson; how bad are the Knicks right now?

* Entertainment Entree

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Will Netflix surpass cable and cinema in the next three years? A news article projects it so…

* Nintendo to release SNES classic edition; can Nintendo win us back over?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* PA couple decides to have “digital sex” in public playground; another special guest joins in for commentary

* Elderly woman decides to chuck coins into airplane engine for “good luck”

* Man arrested by police at traffic stop has the perfect Monopoly card for him

* Florida man steals boat and wakes up with new clothing after “Four Loko” binge

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Update on the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon; Liquor Licenses in Philadelphia

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: The 76ers trade up to obtain the overall #1 NBA Draft pick

* Rich’s Recap of the 2017 U.S. Open

* Why do some sports value repeat champions and other sports value parity and change?

* Entertainment Entree

* Stephen Colbert presents “Too Much Exposition Theater”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Daniel Day-Lewis announces his retirement from acting

* Could “The Mummy” actually destroy Universal’s “Dark Universe” before it even begins?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* It’s ridiculously hot in Phoenix, Arizona this week

* The next “Black Market” to corner: Avocados?

* A tale of two “Cheeseburger” themed odd news

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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