The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — First Sermon of the Church of the Almighty Toast for Golden State Warriors’ NBA Championship

* Introduction — Mike watched Orange is the New Black; Rich recaps the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon; We love our new “The Weakest Link” dramatic sound effect

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill — Pittsburgh Penguins win back-to-back Stanley Cup Championships; Jeremy Maclin signs with the Baltimore Ravens

* Golden State Warriors win NBA Championship — Did the Superteam concept dethrone King James?

* LeBron James criticizes football players as athletes — Will Mike finally hate LeBron as much as Rich?

* Rich previews the 2017 U.S. Open — Who is the Vegas odds’ favorite to win it this weekend?

* Entertainment Entree

* Jamaican viral rap star sings about Cucumbers!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Recap of E3 from Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo

* Adam West passes away at the age of 88

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* New York man dressed as “Tin Man” from Wizard of Oz gets pulled over for DUI

* Man drives 40 miles to McDonald’s, receives sexual act right in the dining area

* Florida man touches himself on top of construction equipment in morning rush hour traffic

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* The 24-Hour Game Show Marathon is this weekend!

* Introduction — Mike tried his first “Escape Room” challenge; Rich saw Ghost & Iron Maiden!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Where will Jeremy Maclin end up?; Rex and Rob Ryan get into bar fight in Nashville

* NBA “Superteams” — Does Kevin Durant deserve the criticism for suddenly joining a championship team? Is LeBron in the same boat?

* Entertainment Entree

* Gary Busey’s “Feelings” Song & Twin Peaks’ HELLOOOOOOOO clip

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* What video game news do we want to see at E3 next week?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Apartment complex randomly removes the only staircase it had

* Idiot thieves used blowtorch to break into ATM, burns the money inside

* Florida man helps partner get away from cops by doing “Chicken Dance” to distract them

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — New song about sound testing

* Introduction — We binge-watched Bloodline Season 3; Rich’s 24-Hour Game Show Marathon is coming up!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Chip Kelly signs with ESPN; Mike Vick to retire as an Atlanta Falcon

* Tiger Woods gets pulled over for DUI, is this the end of Tiger?

* NBA News — 2017 NBA Finals; Rich responds to Nick Wright: Is LeBron James now better than Michael Jordan?

* The Side Dish — Weird “Curses” that may affect the NBA Finals, including a special toaster?

* Entertainment Entree

* Kevin Spacey out-curses Gordon Ramsey

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Has Linkin Park officially sold out from rock? New album gets major heat for different pop-ish sound

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Woman uses pepper spray on Wendy’s staff after she’s not satisfied with her supposed “Fresh” french fries

* Florida naked man with 5-gallon bucket steals $25,000 Swan sculpture

* Defendant claims he needs to prove he’s a “serious clown” with performance in court

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich was at the MMRBQ concert; what is “perfect concert weather” according to us?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Golf’s U.S. Open will award winner more than $2 million prize; Eagles sign power RB LeGarrette Blount

* Still waiting on NBA and Stanley Cup Finals to be announced

* NFL approves a few changes, including celebrations and 10 minute overtime

* In Memoriam — Chris Cornell & Roger Moore

* Entertainment Entree

* SNL’s Drunk Uncle Visits One Last Time

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Netflix got booed at Cannes Film Festival, why the hate on Netflix?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Tennessee man somehow racks up an insane bail price in court

* Man breaks into Grandmother’s home for weirdest reasons

* Why is God very busy with women and Florida real estate?

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Previously On The Crispy Noodle — Rich can’t lie about “Basilphobia” at last year’s Game Show Marathon (Full Clip Here)

* Introduction — Mother’s Day at restaurants suck; Should we start a cooking show?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Tom Brady to be cover athlete on Madden NFL 18

* Rich hates the NBA Draft Lottery while Mike just hates basketball altogether

* Entertainment Entree

* Does Mike sound like Pat Sajak in his new sound clip?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* More “Sequel” Talk — News about E.T., Mass Effect, and Boondock Saints

* The Side Dish — We chat with Christian Carrion about the history of the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Woman stabs her father because of “The Mummy Returns”

* Nebraska man keeps ordering strippers sent to neighbor’s house so he can watch and enjoy

* Man hates Portland, so he decides to get himself arrested to avoid the city

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike reviews La La Land, Rich reviews Wolfenstein: The New Order

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: New Eagles WR Torrey Smith pays for 46 different adoption fees

* Rich grabs the latest odds from Vegas on who will win Super Bowl LII

* Entertainment Entree

* Al Pacino really needs a lot of things from you in movies

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Do we really need a new season of “13 Reasons Why” and another Boondock Saints movie? We review unnecessary extensions of Film/TV franchises

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — School’s Out Special Edition: A review of our favorite odd news stories involving schools

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished Mass Effect Andromeda; Rich got drunk

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Browns actually stick to the smart move and draft Myles Garrett

* What the hell were the Chicago Bears thinking in this draft?

* We recap all the Eagles’ draft picks; does this improve the team?

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones is selling a protein drink called Caveman

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Our favorite movies that have a lower Rotten Tomatoes score than expected

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Floridians are just drunk people with axes, swords, and other sharp objects

* Man claims dealing heroin was “just a part of his religious beliefs”

* Sweden, this is absolutely not the right way to remember someone who died at a gas station

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Bruno announces his run for President!

* Introduction — Rich saw guests of our podcast, Rick Mirarchi and Chris Nee, at comedy show

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Adrian Peterson signs with the Saints

* Dale Earnhardt Jr. will be retiring after 2017; is NASCAR really a sport?

* We preview the 2017-18 Philadelphia Eagles’ upcoming season schedule

* Entertainment Entree

* With Alex Jones battling a child custody case, replacement Tuck Buckford can fill in for the job!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Does this news interview feature the real-life version of Boomhauer?

* Disney makes two LucasFilm announcements

* Rich celebrates Al Pacino’s 77th birthday

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man runs into burning building to save a precious liquid collection

* Man falls asleep on toilet in Wal-Mart, somehow lights his underpants on fire

* 7-year-old concocts a “totally legit” school letter telling his Mom he must play more video games

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Good business ideas and it’s Rich’s birthday!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: John Madden does not like the Raiders’ move to Las Vegas;

* Eagles’ NFL Draft Preview — Will they make a move? Who do they draft?

* Will the Cleveland Browns screw up their choice with the #1 Overall Pick?

* Entertainment Entree

* Orson Welles’ “Ah, The French!” outtake returns in a glorious remix

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Should Marvel consider making R-rated comic book movies?

* Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi trailer response

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* PA couple has intense fight over how to properly cook the Easter ham

* Who randomly has a spare human brain and who thought to use it to get high?

* An update for the A1 Steak Sauce Library Mystery

* A 71-year-old thrill-seeking woman has naughty fun in her Buick

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast!

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Our Netflix binges of the week; Rich finished Mass Effect Andromeda

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: NFL players get in trouble for charity event in a casino, will this be a problem for Raiders’ move to Las Vegas?; Eagles trade down to acquire depth at defensive line before the NFL Draft

* Rich’s exciting recap of The Masters

* Entertainment Entree

* Political Update: Alex Jones, The Raccoon Man, & Kane from WWE

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* How will XBox market Project Scorpio?

* Is this the most useless statistic ever found on reddit movies?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man freaks out and quits job when he sees “666” on his W-2 form

* Florida man stages one of the most digusting protests we’ve ever heard of against a laundromat

* Rapper 2PEC has the weirdest seafood dinner ever

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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