The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — “The Yellow Sign” Seinfeld Parody

* Introduction — Rich and Mike think they have Seinfeld idea if they ever reboot the series; Mike had surgery but recovered in time for the podcast; Rich worked out, needed more Top Gun music

* Sports Sampler

* Rich and Mike review the NFL Divisional Round and gloat about Cowboys’ loss

* 2-Minute Drill: Chargers are officially moving to Los Angeles; Raiders could be next move as they want to go to Las Vegas; Eagles’ draft position for 2017 is finalized

* Former 2013 NBA Overall #1 Draft Pick Anthony Bennett heads overseas to Euroleague for Turkey’s team; is he the biggest draft bust ever?

* The Terrific Two Picks — Who wins the AFC and the NFC Conference Championship Games?

* Entertainment Entree

* Mark Hamill does another Trump tweet as The Joker

* Jack Nicholson is “retired” from Hollywood, according to friend Peter Fonda

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Will the new Nintendo Switch survive in the current landscape of video games?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie”: Odd News — “Chuck E. Cheese’s” Special Edition: Chuck E. Cheese’s will go public on the stock market later this year, we have “important investment information” if you decide to buy their stock…

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich can’t wait for golf; Mike may have been switched with someone else; Philly got first snowfall for 2017

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles fire WR coach Greg Lewis, Clemson wins NCAAF Championship on last-second play

* Local Philly sports station gets in big twitter trouble for saying The Phillie Phanatic is overrated; we investigate mascots

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for the NFL Divisional Round

* Entertainment Entree

* Mark Hamill reads Trump’s tweet at The Joker, sounds actually plausible

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Our Golden Globes Recap

* Should actors/actresses use award ceremonies to promote social or political causes?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida thieves make off with over $60,000 in Nabisco crackers and cookies

* Florida man has horrible excuse for stalking women

* PA Woman nobly goes down with sinking SUV in the middle of the Susquehanna River

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Our first episode of 2017; Movie Reviews: Mike saw “Fantastic Beasts” & Rich saw “Passengers”

* Sports Sampler

* Disappointment Drill — Ronda Rousey’s big loss; Penn State’s choke-job; Ohio State’s goose egg; Chip Kelly’s firing

* Eagles win final game of the season over the Cowboys backups… yay?

* Rich has the Vegas odds for who will win the Super Bowl

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for the Wild Card Round

* Entertainment Entree

* Carrie Fisher passes away at the age of 60

* A clip from Jerry Jones to play if the Cowboys win

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* What are we looking forward to in 2017 in Movies, TV, and Video Games

* The Mariah Carey debacle on New Year’s Eve

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Sri Lanka Christmas pamphlet has Tupac song “Hail Mary” printed instead of traditional prayer

* “Jossie From the Swamp” high on meth enjoys Wal-Mart sushi, cinnamon rolls, and chicken

* Old man beats up car salesman for winning “only” a $5 Wal-Mart card

* Man named “Beaver” dances in underage girl’s room, says exposing himself was an “accident”

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Happy New Year! In honor of closing out the year, it’s time for our annual tradition of awarding the craziest odd news stories of 2016 with our special “Oddies” Awards! Here’s what happened on our final episode of 2016:

* Introduction — How was our Christmas holiday; it’s time for our 2nd Annual “Oddies” Awards!

* Sports Sampler

* Weird: Eagles win first divisional game against the Giants

* Weirder: Why did the Minnesota defense go rogue and abandon Head Coach Mike Zimmer’s gameplan?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 17

* The 2016 Oddies, Part 1: Interesting Characters

* Best Female Performance: “Baloney Lady Calls Police”, Episode 175

* Best Male Performance: “Flaming Buttholes (The Manning Prophecy)”, Episode 178

* Best Created Character: “Lord & Lady Henley the 8th” [VIDEO NOODLE}, Episode 157

* Best Odd News Entrepreneur: “F.I.C.P.U.”, Episode 147

* The 2016 Oddies, Part 2: The Things We Do

* Best Gross-Out: “Case of the MacCungies”, Episode 180

* Best Musical Performance: “Les Miserables 4 & Grease-Fire”, Episode 161

* Best Guest Performance: “Squirrel Cook-Off” (With Rick Mirarchi), Episode 176

* Best Odd News Inspired Skit: “The Grenade” [VIDEO NOODLE], Episode 154

* The 2016 Oddies, Part 3: The Best of the Best

* Best Random Odd News: “The End of Mr. Happy”, Episode 181

* Best Florida Odd News: “Hulkception”, Episode 151

* Best Fine Dining Odd News: “Bathtub Brisket”, Episode 169

* Best Odd News Story of 2016: “Lick Me Where I Fart”, Episode 177

* What Have We Learned for 2016 & Conclusion

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We wish all of you Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas from all of us here at The Crispy Noodle! Here’s what happened on this special Christmas-themed episode:

* Song: “What’s This? (A Christmas Special)”

* Introduction — What Rich and Mike’s families do for Christmas and the Holidays

* Sports Sampler

* Eagles lose to the Ravens on last play of the game, 27-26

* Would you have gone for the 2-point conversion for the win in the last Eagles game?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 16

* Song: “I’m Dreaming of a Christmas Special”

* Entertainment Entree

* Another Star Wars Christmas Parody song!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich reviews Rogue One

* What are the strangest presents Rich and Mike ever received?

* “‘Twas the Night Before the Podcast” by Michael Costanzo

* Song: “I Want a Bit of Odd News for Christmas”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News: A Christmas Checklist To Follow!

* Song: “Happy Xmas (So This is Crispy)”

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike has breaking news regarding Philly Holiday Shopping

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Rams fire head coach Jeff Fisher; LeBron James reaches historic milestone, will he be the best of all time?

* Eagles lose another divisional game, this time to the Redskins; Rich reveals who Eagles fans should root for

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 15

* Flyers are the best thing going for Philly sports right now

* Entertainment Entree

* A local couple has created a Star Wars Christmas album!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Alan Thicke suddenly passes away; 2016 has sucked for celebrity deaths

* Will Smith says he doesn’t want to cling to the past; will movie studios continue to rely on sequels?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man in South Africa morgue turns out to not be dead

* Drunk driver “Nakia Hall” so intoxicated she tells cop her Taco Bell order (Private Eye Gum Cola on the case!)

* Naked woman “Callie Malloy” causes weird chaos after crashing car into canal, walking backwards in traffic, and yelling about Satan

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s Movie Review for “Don’t Breathe”; Rich is recovering from Campout For Hunger and Shinedown concert

* Sports Sampler

* The Eagles hit rock bottom as they lose big to the Bengals; is the season now over?

* 2-Minute Drill: Dallas already clinches a playoff spot; Broncos’ Von Miller gives all players in the entire division a bottle of wine for the holidays

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 14

* Did Penn State football get snubbed by missing out on the National College Playoff?

* Entertainment Entree

* “Darth Trump” is eerily appropriate

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Naughty Dog crushes the video game news circuit with 3 big announcements

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* This man has the worst gambling problem you’ve ever heard of

* A disgruntled 61-year-old girlfriend and squid in Florida

* You can’t stop this man from whistling his favorite tune, even after the bars close

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike recites poetry; Will Mike get in trouble for sharing family stories on the podcast?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: New Eagles Hall of Fame inductees; Lane Johnson sues NFL & NFLPA over his suspension

* Eagles lose to the Packers on Monday Night Football, is this the end for the Eagles this season?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 13

* Entertainment Entree

* “Science Remix” from Breaking Bad can cheer us all up!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The strange history of “No Man’s Sky” and how video game development has changed in the last few years

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Why the hell are people exchanging body parts on tumblr?

* Your holidays will definitely have a Merry Christmas with this marijuana smuggler

* Florida woman has a unique way to get rid of guests who stay at her place too long

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — John Bruno & Mike love The Lion King

* Introduction — Happy Thanksgiving!; Mike went to a “Gender Reveal Party”, what the hell is that?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Brian Dawkins is one step closer to being in the NFL Hall of Fame; Jared Goff has horrible debut in first NFL game with the Rams

* LeBron James takes early season games off due to “rest”; is this a dangerous precedent to set for NBA’s star players?

* Eagles lose to the Seahawks, 26-15

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 12

* Entertainment Entree

* Metallica joins Jimmy Fallon for a special music mashup

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Movie Birthdays: Rocky turns 40; Borat turns 10; Space Jam turns 20; Adam West’s Batman turns 50

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Ohio woman arrested for offering sex to undercover cop for nachos

* Man claiming to be “the Devil” says he needs a free Toyota

* Is this Florida man’s theft the “Most Florida Odd News Story Ever”?

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Are we on drugs?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Is going for 2-point conversions all the time aggressive or stupid?; Only Cubs fan to see both of their World Series wins passes away over the weekend

* Eagles have a big win over the Falcons, but will mental mistakes condemn this team to mediocrity?

* Is the NFL getting “too big, too fast”?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 11

* Entertainment Entree

* We loved Dave Chappelle on Saturday Night Live

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Will Disney buy Netflix? What are the repercussions of this purchase?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* A Fart Can Cause A Fire With a Laser

* Don’t Accuse A Russian of Not Being Good at The Accordion

* Arizona is full of dumb, as police chase goes through a fast food drive-thru

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News Special: The Weirdest Sick Day Excuses of 2016!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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