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Special thanks to Marisa and John Urbano for joining us on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast! Be sure to check out their album “Royal Family” when it’s released on September 13th!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike reviews the movie “Bad Moms”; Rich finally is hooked on Netflix’s “Stranger Things”

* Sports Sampler

* The 2-Minute Drill: Joey Bosa ends holdout and finally signs contract with the Chargers; Tony Romo breaks bone in his back during preseason game; Teddy Bridgewater goes down to bad knee injury in practice, are the Vikings screwed?

* Tim Tebow tried out baseball, fails at landing major-league interest

* Entertainment Entree

* We pay tribute to Gene Wilder

* Alex Jones is still yelling about random things that barely make up a thought

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Interview With The Musical Tag Team of Urbano

* Their debut album, Royal Family, will be available on September 13th!

* We listen to a preview of their first single, “Happy Hour”

* Are they Steelers or Eagles fans? Are they wrestling fans?

* We play a game of “True Detective” with Marisa and John!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man gets stuck in a porta-potty while trying to recover a cell phone; Wisconsin man googles about stalkling before he sends a python to his ex-girlfriend; Youtuber bathes in hot sauce, we have the awkward audio of his reaction; Florida women are violent when their boyfriends won’t have sex with them

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Special thanks to Bob Kaplan, Sarah Weber, and Carolyn Dixon for stopping by The Crispy Noodle Headquarters (a.k.a. Mike’s kitchen) to record a special group interview with us for this week’s Entertainment Entree. Follow their process as they film “Dollface: Road to the Apocalypse” right here in the Philadelphia area!

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — John Bruno tries to rap, unsuccessfully

* Introduction

* Mike gives his first impressions of the new King of Prussia Mall addition

* KoP is now the largest mall in America! (until Mall of America completes its own expansion)

* Support Rich’s friend, Jess, in her #FightLikeJess campaign for cancer awareness!

* Sports Sampler

* The 2-Minute Drill: No more “Probable” designation for NFL injuries; Eagles sign veteran linebacker Stephen Tulloch

* Dallas Sucks: Why do we hate the Cowboys so much that it needs its own documentary, and is it one of the best rivalries in sports?

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich loves this new banana song he found

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Dollface: Road to the Apocalypse Group Interview (Some Profanity Included)

* Bob Kaplan introduces us to star actress Sarah Weber and producer Carolyn Dixon

* Details about the movie and how it’s being shot in the Philadelphia area

* How Sarah’s obliviousness of comic book movies is actually a great advantage for her character

* Did they like Suicide Squad? And who likes the Dallas Cowboys?!

* We play a fun game of “The $100,000 Pyramid” with the gang!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — More than 100,000 bees were found in a hospital in Wales; India man is “addicted” to swallowing knives; Florida elderly man was “just kidding” when he offered a cashier money to play with her boobs; Ohio woman gets released from hospital and then decides to steal an ambulance to get back home

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike are back from a summer break; Mike describes the Costanzo Caravan; Rich was at Hollystock Music Festival for Philly band Kid Felix

* Sports Sampler

* Two Minute Drill — Carson Wentz gets hurt in first preseason game; Eagles trade for WR Dorial Green-Beckham

* Stephen A. Smith redeems himself by perfectly explaining why Philly hates Cowboys fans

* Tennessee Titans allow fans to call first two plays of preseason game, they do outstanding job

* Chase Utley is greeted on his return to Philadelphia with a standing ovation

* Entertainment Entree — Alex Jones screams, blames it on his masculinity; Was Mike playing Beach Volleyball like in Top Gun?; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Why did Suicide Squad suck so much?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Someone stole 5,000 gallons of maple syrup in Canada; Love is in the air, as trucker who called phone number on bathroom stall gets a happy ending; Florida man gets naked and runs on highway, says it was “a stupid thing to do”; Florida man legally barred from ever ordering pizza after his string of prank phone calls

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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It’s our annual summer break week here at The Crispy Noodle Podcast, but Rich and Mike have prepared a special best of podcast for you to enjoy! Here’s the highlights:

* What do Rich and Mike do on their Summer Break?

* Cold Open Compendium — The best “Cold Open” bits that have started off our podcasts!

* Mike Meets Mr. Celery!

* Our Interview with Vic DiBitetto!

* What happens when you switch major and minor keys on famous songs?

* Mike’s “The Grenade” Dream!

* Mike and Mr. Costanzo play Pyramid, Rich must sing Taylor Swift!

* Conclusion (We’ll be back with a new show next week!)

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Special thanks to Bob Hagh for calling and giving us a great interview in the Side Dish on this week’s episode. You can watch Bob on ABC’s The $100,000 Pyramid, hosted by Michael Strahan on Sunday, August 14. The full episode begins at 9:00pm ET and consists of two half-hour games. Watch and support Bob in his quest to get to the Winner’s Circle!

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — According to old VHS tapes he found in the basement, Mike was a jerk when he was a little kid

* Programming Note — Next week will be our Summer Vacation Best Of Clip Show!

* Sports Sampler — Two Minute Drill: Philadelphia will be hosting next year’s NFL Draft according to report and Brian Dawkins hired by Eagles as scouting assistant; Rich talks about golf one more time, as he recaps the 2016 PGA Championship

* Entertainment Entree — Rich and Mike react to Snooki’s new rap song “Yung Mommy”; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The Side Dish — We chat with The $100,000 Pyramid Contestant and 24-Hour Game Show Marathon Co-Founder Bob Hagh

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Crime involving recycling may be a felony for Seinfeld-inspired lawbreaker; A drug user has found a new body part to hide his cocaine; Florida man with weird excuse for a drug crime … is actually telling the TRUTH?!; Florida man claims a vision of God forced him to baptize a boy “immediately” into a dirty and abandoned swimming pool

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — A recap of Rich’s mess ups at the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon and the results of this charity event

* Sports Sampler

* Former head coach Dennis Green passes away at the age of 67

* The 2-Minute Drill: Peyton Manning cleared of steroid abuse charges

* The last golf major of 2016, the PGA Championship, is this weekend; Rich gives us the odds

* What would a MLB season look like if the players were nothing but Bartolo Colon clones? Someone found out in a weird simulation of the video game MLB: The Show

* Entertainment Entree — Pat Sajak goes on rant about how easy Vanna White has it on Wheel of Fortune; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Matt Damon doesn’t want anyone to miss out on the new Bourne movie, so he recaps the trilogy for us

* The Side Dish — Mike’s parents try to figure out what Rich was trying to draw at the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon at 4 AM during “Win, Lose, or Draw”; Should we start a “Frank’s Garden” portion of our show with Mr. Costanzo?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News Special Report — Stay away from Florida, unless you heed Rich and Mike’s Odd News tips!

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is doing nothing but playing Pokemon Go

* Rich and Mike are getting ready for this weekend’s 24-Hour Game Show Marathon. Watch and donate during this weekend! And don’t forget to order your Crispy Noodle shirts for the charity Child’s Play!

* Sports Sampler — 2-Minute Drill: Von Miller gets his record-setting contract with the Broncos, Tom Brady gives up on DeflateGate, and Jon Dorenbos earns golden buzzer on America’s Got Talent with latest magic trick; Rich recaps Henrik Stenson winning the British Open; Rich can’t believe a MLB game ended on a balk

* Entertainment Entree — Rich enjoys a collection of Trump’s “Bing Bong” remix songs; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Sony was caught paying for positive reviews without disclaiming that the reviews were paid content, will this be the new standard for video game reviews?

* Rich and Mike agree to never microwave fish in the workplace microwave; will you take this Crispy Noodle pledge?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Naked couple caught riding a stolen lawnmower; Crazy woman tried to barbecue in the bathtub, obviously starts big fire; Religious lady gets into accident because she was praying with her eyes closed; Florida man is trying to keep ownership of his pet alligator

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — John Bruno gives another imitation of his brother Mike

* Introduction — Mike is obsessed with “prison stuff” lately; Rich can’t wait for the 24-Hour Game Show Marathon

* Sports Sampler — 2-Minute Drill: ESPN ranks Eagles as the 24th team to have the best future coming and Tim Duncan retires; Rich previews The British Open

* Entertainment Entree — Vic DiBitetto is pissed off at the waiting rainbow circle on his MacBook; When was the first time you cursed in front of your parents?; Mike’s “This Week In Entertainment”; Rich and Mike react to the Pokemon Go craze; Ricky Gervais releases new “Lady Gypsy” song to tease new David Brent spin-off movie

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Mom has mega-hairball removed from her stomach; Man escapes custody, says he just wants a beer before he turns himself in; Florida man on month-long cocaine binge gets arrested by cops naked

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Happy Birthday to Mike Costanzo!

* Sports Sampler — Two Minute Drill: Eagles’ Malcolm Jenkins wins for charity on Family Feud; Out of the Past Eagles Games on YouTube, 3 are NFC Championship losses; Is the NBA wrong for allowing “Super-Teams” to be formed after Kevin Durant signs with Golden State Warriors?

* Entertainment Entree — Alex Jones gives us another great sound clip of his ranting; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Which movie characters from famous movies should or should not have died but did?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — A cat has befriended a huge black bear at a California zoo; If you got $350,000, you can buy a town in Colorado; Worst job interviewee ever tries to rob a Chuck-E-Cheese he was trying to land a job at; Why is so much cheese being stolen in Wisconsin?

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — John Bruno sings a fond memory of his brother Mike

* Introduction — “No Sausages!” Mr. Costanzo returns to the podcast to celebrate the 4th of July; Mr. Costanzo gives Mike very descriptive clues for our own version of the $100,000 Pyramid

* Sports Sampler — 2-Minute Drill: Eagles’ Jon Dorenbos does magic on America’s Got Talent & Flyers’ Eric Lindros will be inducted into the Hall of Fame; How will the 76ers be after their big NBA draft with Ben Simmonds?

* Rich sings his punishment for making the Costanzos play the $100,000 Pyramid

* Entertainment Entree — Vic DiBitetto sings how he wishes his kids would help him do chores; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Rich and Mike remember the fun times we had at this year’s TooManyGames convention; We react to how bad the new “Ghostbusters” theme song is for the remake

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Cleveland Cavaliers fan is so happy to win a title, he’s willing to do something very gross; Guys fill up a pool with nothing but CocaCola; Man steals a van just so “he could get to Waffle House”; Florida man caught dumping a 5-gallon bucket of a brown-looking substance into a community pool

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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