The Crispy Noodle

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* Introduction — Rich would be a very non-threatening Bond villain that wears vests

* News Update — The 24-Hour Game Show Marathon returns back to Philadelphia in July; Can Mike teach Rich how to win at the “Just A Minute” game?

* Sports Sampler — Jordan Speith chokes away The Masters to Danny Willett; The Flyers are in the Stanley Cup playoffs; Who the hell threw an Octopus out on the rink in the middle of a Red Wings game?; Why does Rich have an Al Pacino-related Octopus sound clip?!

* Entertainment Entree — Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Reddit Movies names 15 movies that are supposedly “better than The Godfather,” which ones do we disagree with?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Australian man safely secures his beer purchases instead of his three children; Woman stuffs Pakistan constable who was supposed to be a weapons expert accidentally blows up courtroom with grenade; LA punks go on wild car spree, brag about it with selfies, get caught

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — It’s chilly for Springtime here in Philadelphia; Is Mike writing a book?

* Sports Sampler — Villanova wins the NCAA Men’s Basketball Division I National Championship; Allen Iverson elected first-ballot to the NBA Hall of Fame; Rich gives us his preview of The Masters

* Entertainment Entree — Rich gives us a recap of Wrestlemania; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; We break down what was good and what was bad about the The Walking Dead’s Season 6 Finale

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — A judge is forced to order a divorced couple to split up their Beanie Baby collection; Dumb thief leaves his cell phone at the scene of his crime; Man tries to hide cocaine in his favorite cereal box; Florida Man goes on wild car chase with something odd stuck up his butt

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — What the hell do you do for Easter nowadays?

* Sports Sampler — Villanova makes it to the Final Four; Can Villanova win the National Championship?; NFL announces new rules for the 2016-17 season, how crappy are they?

* Entertainment Entree — Stand-up comedian Steve Hofstetter shuts down heckler during a “Parents Aren’t Special” joke; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Is PlayStation trying to develop an exclusive 4K version of the PS4?; Why the hell is Axl Rose rumored to be fronting AC/DC?

* Updates — We say goodbye to Rob Ford with The Iron Sheik; Mike finally bought a grenade

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — British libraries cannot accept any donated copies of “50 Shades of Grey” anymore; Florida thief gets caught because he swiped his debit card before robbery; Woman “suddenly noticed something changed” when a random third man entered the bedroom; Creepy guy tries to exchange kidnapped baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonald’s

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — Rich and Mike stopped by Citizens’ Bank Park to check up on the Phillies

* Sports Sampler — Rich’s highlights from the Opening Weekend of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament; Peyton Manning declines one-day contract from Indianapolis Colts, will retire as a Denver Bronco

* Entertainment Entree — Rich finds more weird Orson Welles commercials; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Sony dives into the Virtual Reality market, is VR the next big thing for video games?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — New Jersey Dad gets into fight with a mall’s Easter Bunny; Someone donated 3 grenades to a Goodwill (Mike really wants to buy a grenade); We love Boaty McBoatface as the new name of a research ship; Florida man tries to buy new BMW with food stamps

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — Mike worked on his homework, Rich was at a Dropkick Murphys concert, Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

* Sports Sampler — Let’s go Villanova, St. Joe’s, and Temple in the March Madness tournament!; We recap all the Eagles moves since free agency began, are they going to work?

* Entertainment Entree — Orson Welles tries to sell copiers and do poetry to end a late-night talk show; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Mike’s Side Dish — How weird it sounds to switch songs from Major/Minor keys

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Former security guard steals $195,000 all in quarters; A sting operation was needed to take down a legendary Lego thief; Crazy man says he needs to find a green light to save his wife, Taylor Swift; Florida man says he gets naked in public just to “relieve stress”

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — We love House of Cards

* Sports Sampler — Eagles trading away all of Chip Kelly’s players that he brought in, how will this work?; Peyton Manning retires after 18 seasons in the NFL; Mike wants golf to become more of a team sport

* Entertainment Entree — We love Stephen Colbert’s sandwich puns; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Rich and Mike criticize all the stupid sequels being released in the present day

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — One brother wins lottery jackpot, the other brother wins only $7, will they share the prize? We ask Mike & Bruno; Swedish man is really bored and makes marble-music-making machine; Stupid drunk driver still tries to drive car even with huge tree stuck in his engine; Florida diver gets sucked into vent that randomly leads him to a nuclear power plant

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* A special piece of advice from Mike

* Introduction — This is our 150th episode in 3 years; Be prepared to welcome Video Noodles on our YouTube page; Rich and Mike both had separate dental things happening

* Sports Sampler — Villanova loses big game to Xavier, falls to #3 in the latest A.P. rankings; Eagles sign Sam Bradford to a 2-year deal

* Entertainment Entree — Bill Maher predicts what future State of the Union speeches will sound like from a potty-mouthed president; Mike’s “This Week In Entertainment”; Our Reactions to the 88th Academy Awards

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — A couple of costumed “Batman” thieves are up to no good; Yes, another fight happened at a Chuck E. Cheese’s; Florida couple falls asleep right at the drive-thru window with drugs and money in the man’s hair; Florida man goes on weird ecstasy-inspired crime spree

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — Mike recommends “Soma” for PlayStation; Rich reviews “Deadpool”

* Sports Sampler — Eagles sign Malcolm Jenkins to a new deal, are the Eagles alright on defense?; This week is the 36th anniversary of the “Miracle on Ice” Olympic hockey game where Team USA defeated the heavily-favored Soviet Union

* Entertainment Entree — We have no idea what rappers are singing about anymore; Mike’s “This Week In Entertainment”; Rich’s bookies give him the latest odds as we predict the winners of the 88th Academy Awards this weekend

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — German Mayor gets caught looking up BDSM on his work computer, says he was “just doing research” on the matter; Woman gets caught with meth up her you-know-where; The Hot Dog Hooker Strikes Back with a pillow on her front lawn; 4 Florida people start a fight all over “cheesy” garlic knots

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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* Introduction — Middle names are weird; Mike has a new DJ name; Rich finally went to a Bruce Springsteen concert

* Sports Sampler — A brief word on the Peyton Manning scandal; NBA’s All-Star Game this year was the highest scoring All-Star game ever at 369 combined points, why do all All-Star Games suck?; Rich reports on the weirdest “punishments” for losers of fantasy football leagues

* Entertainment Entree — “Collective Soul Cat” is simultaneously the cutest and bad-ass thing you’ll ever hear; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; James Gunn worried that movie studios are going to “learn the wrong lesson” from Deadpool’s success as a R-rated movie, why does the ratings system and censorship change movie studios’ policies?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — “The Phantom Official” was being paid for work he never showed up for during the last 6 years; A very romantic tale at the Venice Beach Freakshow in time for Valentine’s Day; Another Samurai Sword story, why does this keep happening?!; Florida man actually throws a random alligator through a Wendy’s drive-thru window

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is close to finishing his video games

* Sports Sampler — Super Bowl 50 Wrap-Up; Where do the Eagles even begin in handling this off-season?; Villanova ranked overall #1 (for the first time ever) in this week’s AP Poll with only a month left until March Madness

* Entertainment Entree — Ice Cream Taste Tester is really, really creepy describing his job; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Rich and Mike name their favorite “Masterpieces of Crap” or anything that’s “So Bad It’s Good”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is back and up to no good again; Naked dude goes crazy at a Walgreens parking lot and throws money to “make it rain”; Someone in Florida is sexually assaulting goats; Florida man demands oral sex from woman because he’s a part of a unique police task force

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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