The Crispy Noodle

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — The Blizzard of 2016 causes us to cancel last week’s show; what did we watch or play while the snow fell?

* Sports Sampler

* Why is All-Star WR “Megatron” Calvin Johnson reportedly retiring at the ripe old age of 30?

* Rich’s Annual Proposition Betting Report for Super Bowl 50

* Rich and Mike’s Analysis of the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos

* Our Final Pick — Who Wins Super Bowl 50?

* Entertainment Entree — The 12-year anniversary of the infamous “Howard Dean Scream” in Iowa; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Why did “The Fine Bros” try to trademark “React”-style videos and why everyone hated them for it

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Rich and Mike try to pronounce the rare disease a man has where his skin grows like tree bark; Florida woman claims she accidentally shoplifted after she checked her pants and she wasn’t clean; Man robs a barbershop, then demands a haircut; Desperate housewife beats up husband after he refuses to make love to her

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike messed up a transition

* Introduction — Rich really really likes Dunkin’ Donuts (he should get paid for it)

* Sports Sampler — Tennis could have a major scandal on their hands if a new report by BBC and Buzzfeed proves to be true; Eagles hire new head coach Doug Pederson, what are the expectations?; Rich and Mike’s (very dramatic) Conference Championship Choices

* Entertainment Entree — Glenn Frey, founding member of the Eagles rock band, and legendary actor Alan Rickman both passed away over the week; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; J.J. Abrams counters the critique that “The Force Awakens” was too much like “A New Hope”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Canadian Man tries to smuggle drugs into Vermont with the most Canadian way possible; Man gets really upset when he discovers another man stirring his chili; Georgia woman at a Waffle House goes into “suspected excited delirium state” and turns violent; Florida student goes on crazy crime spree to “purify” Jacksonville

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike had part one of his family’s sausage weekend; Rich finally finished Arkham Knight

* Sports Sampler

* Recap of Wildcard Weekend in the NFL

* “What’s Pissing Me Off” — Skip Bayless and anybody that mentions the Cowboys during the playoffs

* Fantastic Four Picks for the Divisional Round of the NFL Playoffs

* Entertainment Entree

* David Bowie passes away at the age of 69

* What the hell is Stallone saying after his Golden Globes win?

* Golden Globes recap and looking forward to the Oscars

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Is this a sequel to Poo to the Loo?; Crazy guy steals candy, tries to open up his own candy store in his garage; Florida man really enjoys touching himself; Florida woman leads a dangerous low-speed chase; Man calls police to discuss how he was ripped off on recent meth drug deal

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — If you say “Everyone is a Bum”, you must be Rocky

* Introduction — Rich and Mike Starting Off the New Year

* Sports Sampler

* Eagles win their final game of the season over the Giants

* Fluke or NAWWWWW?!?! — Chip Kelly’s scheme in the NFL

* Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for the Wildcard Round

* Donald Trump “guarantees” the Jets would have made the playoffs if Woody Johnson wasn’t a Jeb Bush fan?

* Entertainment Entree — “Butt Drugs” is a real place in Indiana; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister passes away at age 70; Assassin Creed developer Ubisoft says they will not release games every year, should other video game studios follow suit?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Hoverboard-riding priest is in trouble after he used it during Christmas Mass; Weird thieves break into cafe, spray milk on walls, and cook burgers; Naked man wearing Ronald Reagan mask is creeping on people in Alabama; Man crashes through two office buildings because he “has to go back in time”

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich and Mike saw “The Hateful Eight” Roadshow Screening!

* It’s time for the “Oddies” — Each of the Best Odd News stories played in this episode wins a special award!

* In Memoriam — Chip Kelly’s Head Coaching Job With the Eagles, RIP 2013-2015

* Part One: The Best Odd News Characters — The Most Adorable Drug Kingpin; The Jovial Jerk-Off; Breaking Mickey; $368 Billion Ristorante Del Bioshock

* Part Two: The Weird Stuff We Do — Duel of the Blue Cheese; A Fart Symphony; O Come All Ye Washing Machines; History Channel Presents Monopoly War Letters

* Part Three: The Best of the Best — The Cracker From The Titanic; The Florida Missile Auction; The Strangest Missed Connections on Craigslist; Gone Girl 2: I’ve Always Wanted To Start A Forest Fire

* What Have We Learned in 2015 & Conclusion

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast in 2015. Have a Happy New Year, and we’ll see you in 2016!

Here’s what happened on our special Christmas edition of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — “Please, Crispy Noodle, Play” (Parody of “Christmas Don’t Be Late”)

* Introduction — Our Christmas Time Traditions; How the Christmas Episode is different from our regular podcasts

* Sports Sampler — The Eagles lose to the Cardinals, 40-17; Can the Eagles stop the Redskins from winning the NFC East next week?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 16

* “Kelly, I Hope The Eagles Sack You” (Parody of “All I Want For Christmas Is You”)

* Entertainment Entree — Jets’ QB Ryan Fitzpatrick actually has a voice as high as Rich’s; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Rich and Mike react to BuzzFeed’s Top Christmas Movies List; Mike reads The Crispy Noodle version of “Twas The Night Before Christmas”

* “The Three Kings Of Odd News” (Parody of “We Three Kings”)

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — The Weirdest Odd News Stories That Happened in Pennsylvania

* “Fideos Crujientes” (Parody of “Feliz Navidad”) and Conclusion

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast. We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Safe Holiday Season!

Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike had “Second Thanksgiving”; Rich loves Christmas and Holiday Parties

* Sports Sampler — Sports Illustrated’s “Sportsperson of the Year” for 2015 is a historic choice by the magazine; Eagles defeat the Bills, 23-20; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 15; Was Carolina wrong for taking a team photo at the 2-minute warning of their blowout win over the Falcons?

* Entertainment Entree — The comedy-mystery movie “Clue” turns 30 years old this week; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Rich can’t wait to see the new Star Wars movie; Mike challenges Rich to figure out people’s #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly synopses

* The Side Dish — Phone Interview With The Guardian Shield!

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Elderly lady gets stuck in her couch after Thanksgiving; Man finds out the Nativity Scene isn’t exactly the best place to hide from cops; Florida woman causes a lot of trouble on her escape from police; Rich lets Mike know about a Christmas album sung entirely by goats

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike, Bruno, and Rich try tongue-twisters

* Introduction — Mike saw “Creed” and a show in Philly; Rich was recovering from the Campout For Hunger

* Sports Sampler — The Sixers actually won a game; The Eagles somehow defeat the Patriots, 35-28; Where the hell do the Eagles go from here?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks for Week 14

* Entertainment Entree — Don Vito gives dating advice; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver singer Scott Weiland passes away; Drummer Neil Peart retires, is this the end of Rush?; Rich and Mike react to RadioTimes’ “Top 100 Movie Music Chart”

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — A guy named Bud Weisser tries to break into the Budweiser bottling plant; The most adorable 19-year-old drug dealer steals Mike’s heart; Weird stalker looks through windows of houses and then poops on their property; The Curious Case of Florida’s “DeJesus”

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s Thanksgiving report; Rich has too many games to catch up on after Black Friday; Rich is at The Campout For Hunger this week

* Sports Sampler — The Sixers break the record for most consecutive losses by a professional sports team with 28 losses (Bonus commentary from Frank “No Sausages!” Costanzo); The Eagles lose to the Lions; Can the Eagles still salvage a playoff run in the horrible NFC East division?; Rich and Mike’s Fantastic Four Picks

* Entertainment Entree — Donald Trump is literally making zero sense, so maybe a Techno remix can help him out?; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Are open-world video games getting tired and outdated?; Rich and Mike review The Walking Dead’s Midseason Finale

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Rich updates everyone on the Black Friday deals you can get on the Black Market; Did a dude named “Miller” steal a Coors Light beer truck?; Some Apple employee really did horrible, crappy things to his apartment; Crazy, drunk, and melodramatic real estate agent goes through roller-coaster of emotion when he’s arrested for trespassing

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s getting ready for Thanksgiving; Rich was at “The Vault” at Valley Forge Casino

* Sports Sampler

* The Eagles Suck — Is Chip Kelly’s system a failure? Where does this team go from here?

* THE FLYERS WON AT HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR RECORDING!

* Rich and Mike’s Biggest Turkeys of the NFL so far

* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 12

* A Dramatic Reading — Mike reads a response he got to an Amazon Review

* Entertainment Entree — Mike hears Rocky talk about “Rantlers” in Rocky V for the first time; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Video Game Developer offers full refunds for a bad game he made; Sony has quietly added PlayStation 2 emulation into the PlayStation 4, will a big library of past PlayStation games reemerge soon?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — NYC Woman will fight lawsuit even though cops say she stole a taxicab while drunk; Florida Darth Vader tries to rob bank, but is thwarted by a jar of Blue Cheese dressing; We want to support the Beaverton superhero “The Guardian Shield” even after he couldn’t pay the rent for his apartment

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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